[the-dutch-guy]

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I played some Godfather 2 so i wanted to make a mafia pose this is the result. C&C please.



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[ChestyMcGee]

For some reason the fat guy made me lol.

Nice posing.

[The Combine]

Lol.
Good use of the naked fat guy.
Picture is very nice.
Keep it up.
But why is there blood floating on the left?

[the-dutch-guy]

ChestyMcGee posted:

For some reason the fat guy made me lol.

Nice posing.

Thanks, your right about the fatty.

[SilverDwarf]

The Combine posted:

Lol.
Good use of the naked fat guy.
Picture is very nice.
Keep it up.
But why is there blood floating on the left?

this magical substance called water

[The Combine]

Dude I know.
But I think blood will combine with the water or not?

[the-dutch-guy]

The Combine posted:

Dude I know.
But I think blood will combine with the water or not?

that takes a few minutes to happen.

[Back_Slash]

^ it takes around 3 seconds

[The Combine]

Hah logic error.

[Uberslug]

Generally, people don't hang around after loudly blasting someone to oblivion talking about how they just blasted someone into oblivion and smoking and leaving behind evidence and stuff you know?

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and yeah, blood mixes with water instantaneously.

[Dtmech]

It's not bad but why do they need 2 guns to take out a helpless fat guy?

A pistol would have been enough really , unless they shoot some more at the fat guy.

[Uberslug]

and why the fuck is there a huge fire extinguisher next to the bathtub

[the-dutch-guy]

Dtmech posted:

It's not bad but why do they need 2 guns to take out a helpless fat guy?

A pistol would have been enough really , unless they shoot some more at the fat guy.

The fat guy's gun is next to the wine glass.

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Uberslug posted:

and why the fuck is there a huge fire extinguisher next to the bathtub

idk..

[DEMONSKUL]

if there is blood on the wall,how come the whine glass is dry clean?

[Rago]

Added some blood in the water and some blood on the mouth of the fat guy:


I made the mouth blood brush :3

[the-dutch-guy]

DEMONSKUL posted:

if there is blood on the wall,how come the whine glass is dry clean?

fixed.

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Rago posted:

Added some blood in the water and some blood on the mouth of the fat guy:
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I made the mouth blood brush :3

Nice, i like that.

[Rago]

You're welcome, first actual photoshop edit.

[the-dutch-guy]

Rago posted:

You're welcome, first actual photoshop edit.

Ok, i realy like blood on his face nice edit!

[Hairybastard]

Dayumn! They even wounded the water!

[the-dutch-guy]

Hairybastard posted:

Dayumn! They even wounded the water!

:smug:

[Dtmech]

the-dutch-guy posted:

The fat guy's gun is next to the wine glass.

Then that saw-off shotgun would have been enough really.

Break door->Shoot the fat guy->have a fun conversation with the dead body

[ChestyMcGee]

Why are we analysing it so much? They're gangsters. Do you think they had some sort of intel that said "man in bath, very lightly armed, don't bother taking a tommy gun"? No. Of course they didn't. They took what weapons then did because they didn't know what to expect and they're sat by the bath being sadistic bastards and having a good laugh because they are stupid gangsters, not CIA operatives.

[Dtmech]

ChestyMcGee posted:

Why are we analysing it so much? They're gangsters. Do you think they had some sort of intel that said "man in bath, very lightly armed, don't bother taking a tommy gun"? No. Of course they didn't. They took what weapons then did because they didn't know what to expect and they're sat by the bath being sadistic bastards and having a good laugh because they are stupid gangsters, not CIA operatives.

Well depends on theyr boss , maybe the boss told them he will be taking a bath so that it's a good chance to shoot him.

Give me more boxes you cheap fucks. :argh:

[the-dutch-guy]

ChestyMcGee posted:

Why are we analysing it so much? They're gangsters. Do you think they had some sort of intel that said "man in bath, very lightly armed, don't bother taking a tommy gun"? No. Of course they didn't. They took what weapons then did because they didn't know what to expect and they're sat by the bath being sadistic bastards and having a good laugh because they are stupid gangsters, not CIA operatives.

Exactly!

[Uberslug]

okay but they'd still get arrested if they just sat around having a laugh

[the-dutch-guy]

Dtmech posted:

Well depends on theyr boss , maybe the boss told them he will be taking a bath so that it's a good chance to shoot him.

Give me more boxes you cheap fucks. :argh:

If the boss has a sixth sence, maybe..

[Uberslug]

He has bath vision

[the-dutch-guy]

ChestyMcGee posted:

Why are we analysing it so much? They're gangsters. Do you think they had some sort of intel that said "man in bath, very lightly armed, don't bother taking a tommy gun"? No. Of course they didn't. They took what weapons then did because they didn't know what to expect and they're sat by the bath being sadistic bastards and having a good laugh because they are stupid gangsters, not CIA operatives.

I second that. The guy they killed was supposed to be a mafia boss and those are guarded most times

[ChestyMcGee]

Uberslug posted:

He has bath vision

"My.. bath sense is tingling."

[the-dutch-guy]

ChestyMcGee posted:

"My.. bath sense is tingling."

Pervert :D

[Dtmech]

ChestyMcGee posted:

"My.. bath sense is tingling."

I wish i had that sense.

[Back_Slash]

Uberslug posted:

He has bath vision

ewww that must be horrible especially that it's a fat guy.

[DEMONSKUL]

ChestyMcGee posted:

"My.. bath sense is tingling."

My common sense is stinking....

[Devious Void]

Nice! Good job Dutch the picture is awesome!

[the-dutch-guy]

Devious Void posted:

Nice! Good job Dutch the picture is awesome!

Thanks, finally someone who is not talking about bath sense!

[NoObbi3]

Dude. What the fuck. A fire extinguisher.

[DEMONSKUL]

NoObbi3 posted:

Dude. What the fuck. A fire extinguisher.

......
you know what's dumb?
i just realised it now......
why is there a fire extinguisher in a bathroom?

[azndude]

I like it except for the random fire extinguisher and the shells ejecting from the shotgun.

[The Castro]

Uberslug posted:

and why the fuck is there a huge fire extinguisher next to the bathtub

WOAH!
I never noticed that before!
I LoL'd!

[Back_Slash]

DEMONSKUL posted:

......
you know what's dumb?
i just realised it now......
why is there a fire extinguisher in a bathroom?

in case the bath water lights on fire.