1. Post #1
    arthuro12's Avatar
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    Pvt. Brown: You alright bro?

    Sgt. Brandon: Yeah, its .. just a broken rib.











    original: http://www.imagebee.net/images/u6o38g45pgzxl8gezk1i.jpg


    havent done this in a while so excuse my choice of models and rusty editing.

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    Super_Poo's Avatar
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    Just a broken rib? Fuck my cracked one hurt like hell...

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    just a broken rib? Fuck my cracked one hurt like hell...
    But they be soldjas of united states of 'merica :D
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    They are pussies.
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    That looks good, mate.

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    :D wewt

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    Arctic Aveng's Avatar
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    Nice, nice.

    A tip for future pics. Isolate the part, then burn. Duplicate the layer, then repeat process. So you always have a backup in case you screw up.

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    Lots of isolation errors... or "lack of isolation" errors, but the picture is still nice.

    Did he break his ribs using an AK with no stock?

    :P

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    looks good

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    Thanks guys, I must admit I was a bit lazy..

    Talking to a girl on msn, getting invited over :D you know.. :P

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    Fucking P.1.M.P

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    Only problem I can see is it looks like the dark is glowing.
    And an American soldier is using a Kalashnikov.

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    Only problem I can see is it looks like the dark is glowing.
    And an American soldier is using a Kalashnikov.
    Dont make me start on this one..


    Often soldiers pick up the AK's because they are more reliable and pack a greater punch.

    they are also a nice ''sovenier''

    so please.. spare me that bullshit.

    thank you.


    Fucking P.1.M.P


    have my babies.

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    Dont make me start on this one..


    Often soldiers pick up the AK's because they are more reliable and pack a greater punch.

    they are also a nice ''sovenier''

    so please.. spare me that bullshit.

    thank you.
    I'm pretty sure they aren't supposed to do that.
    It's fine though, because they do train with AKs sometimes.
    Just a little strange at first.
    Still, the shadows are glowing.

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    Thanks guys, I must admit I was a bit lazy..

    Talking to a girl on msn, getting invited over :D you know.. :P
    Wow, i'm suprised you'd actually share that information on facepunch, assholes like me could read it and think "What the fuck, why is this guy telling us about his personal shit?"

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    Wow, i'm suprised you'd actually share that information on facepunch, assholes like me could read it and think "What the fuck, why is this guy telling us about his personal shit?"
    I'm very open, hell I would even upload a picture.. but this place is like 4chan the 2nd xD

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    We don't need you to prove anything to us. Otherwise, excellent picture. My only qualm is the AK should either be angled down more, or moved further foward in his hand.

  18. Post #18
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    We don't need you to prove anything to us. Otherwise, excellent picture. My only qualm is the AK should either be angled down more, or moved further foward in his hand.
    true that, ye I was thinking he would be gripping it hard because of pain :D!

    but ye, AK's are pretty heavy

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    I don't think that soldier would stand that straight with a broken ribs (well, you must be lucky to break ONLY ONE from a gunshot). Ah well, it's the soldier of the USA, so he must've broken his rib from falling on the ground while running with all that shit he carries on.

    Always thought that hanging all that kind of unneded stuff on the soldier (would you really need a several packs of rations in your backpack during a firefight? or a pack of toilet paper? or some other shit?) is not smart.

    Good picture though. The shadows are messed up a bit.

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    Always thought that hanging all that kind of unneded stuff on the soldier (would you really need a several packs of rations in your backpack during a firefight? or a pack of toilet paper? or some other shit?) is not smart.
    You don't have to carry 100% of the gear with you 100% of the time. If you know you're going back to your base of operations or a forward outpost and you're almost certain that you will only be fighting for perhaps half a day or less, you would be perfectly right in your mind to take only weapons and ammo.

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    That's awesome.

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    Talking to a girl on msn, getting invited over :D you know.. :P
    no excuses. no one cares if you're talking to guys pretending to be girls over the internet, save the shit as a PSD and finish it later or don't post it at all.
    Often soldiers pick up the AK's because they are more reliable and pack a greater punch.
    marines aren't allowed. they're required to use their own rifles.
    they are also a nice ''sovenier''.
    bullshit. who would ever want an AK47 as a souvenir?

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    bullshit. who would ever want an AK47 as a souvenir?
    Yeah not much of a souvenir; you can buy one cheaper than a Playstation...

    okay well maybe a cheap Chinese copy but it's better than nothing!

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    Yeah not much of a souvenir; you can buy one cheaper than a Playstation...

    okay well maybe a cheap Chinese copy but it's better than nothing!
    shitty chinese knockoffs are still better than those atrocious tabuk rifles all the iraqi moslem terrorists are making in their mud huts

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    You don't have to carry 100% of the gear with you 100% of the time. If you know you're going back to your base of operations or a forward outpost and you're almost certain that you will only be fighting for perhaps half a day or less, you would be perfectly right in your mind to take only weapons and ammo.
    You don't have to use [i]-tag for your senteces. I'm not THAT dumb to misunderstand it.
    And yes, of course you don't have to. But half of the time american marines doing it. On patrol, or something.

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    jesus guys, quit that shit out..

    BACK ON TOPIC OR LOCK PLEASE (admin?)

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    You don't have to use [i]-tag for your senteces. I'm not THAT dumb to misunderstand it.
    And yes, of course you don't have to. But half of the time american marines doing it. On patrol, or something.
    Question. How the hell would a guy sitting in front of computer on the Internet know what the U.S. Marines carry with them?


    The pose is good. But the Marine on the right arm looks weird. He should have his arm lower where that position is more comfortable.

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    INFURATEDINVENTORYANALYST's Avatar
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    jesus guys, quit that shit out..

    BACK ON TOPIC OR LOCK PLEASE (admin?)
    back on topic?
    you're the one who responded to every other post with some off topic garbage bullshit ("wewt! :D," "this place is like 4chan the 2nd xD," "have my babies," etc.)

  29. Post #29
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    css_nerd
    I've seen this by myself. Do you know that Mass Media is always interested in any kind of conflicts? I do represent the mass media.

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    Good pose for two guys standing around I guess.

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    Please, let an admin lock this..

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    You don't have to use [i]-tag for your senteces. I'm not THAT dumb to misunderstand it.
    And yes, of course you don't have to. But half of the time american marines doing it. On patrol, or something.
    You don't have to use capital letters for your sentences. I'm not that dumb to misunderstand it (although you clearly are dumb enough to misspell "sentences" in an argument, significantly lowering the impact of your response).

  33. Post #33
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    Both of you girlies, SHH!!1

    here.. have a cookie



    Edited:

    Both of you girlies, SHH!!1

    here.. have a cookie


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    are you like 7 years old do you find poop humor funny cause I do

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    css_nerd
    I've seen this by myself. Do you know that Mass Media is always interested in any kind of conflicts? I do represent the mass media.
    The media can over-exaggerate at times.

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    ChestyMcGee
    I'm Russian. Don't you think that little misspelling can be forgiven without making me "dumb"? It's all about my carelessness.

  37. Post #37
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    Lol, looks like he's having a heart attack. :D

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    Sgt. Brandon: Ugh, shit, my rib...
    Pvt. Brown: Dude, you're a Ranger
    Sgt. Brandon: Oh yeah lol
    Pvt. Brown: lol

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    Sgt. Brandon: Ugh, shit, my rib...
    Pvt. Brown: Dude, you're a Ranger
    Sgt. Brandon: Oh yeah lol
    Pvt. Brown: lol
    I laughed.

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    I'm Russian. Don't you think that little misspelling can be forgiven without making me "dumb"? It's all about my carelessness.
    No.

    Also, lern 2 use quote button.