[Bifster]

I think its vital to add defecating to the food hunger and cold meter.
And if he eats spoiled food or to much chicken or fish he gets sick and gets the squirts forcing him not to run off to far from a squatting area.
also they need paper to make butt-wipe, if not used it can cause health to be reduced...
I mean hell if we can eat the dead player why not drop a bomb on one also..

[Tevax]

Shouldn't you have used the "Shitpost" Flair for this thread?

[GrymThor]

That's such a shitty idea!

[mrknifey]

absolute crap thread.

late btw;)

[Unemphatic]

the amount of time this has been brought up, is out-standing

[Friendly Jon]

"And if he eats spoiled food or to much chicken or fish he gets sick and gets the squirts forcing him not to run off to far from a squatting area."

You loose a significant deal of health when eating raw meat. Why is that not good enough for you? If they make it so real that you get dysentery from spoiled meat. They better start adding things like Pin/Tape worm from running around barefoot/naked, hitting trees with a dirty ass rock, and then eating questionable meat without washing. The door you are opening opens a shit ton of other doors. All of which should stay closed. EBOLA!!!

"also they need paper to make butt-wipe, if not used it can cause health to be reduced..."

After the disaster that took place in the Rust Lore. We have been pulled back into the stone age. We are running around naked, essentially cavemen and cave-women who should be eating every part of an animal, fornicating with anyone and everyone (opposite sex of course...), and ESPECIALLY not giving a shit if our ass has shit on it.

"I mean hell if we can eat the dead player why not drop a bomb on one also.."

I am guessing you play Call of Duty or Halo. I am also guessing you really enjoy T-Bagging your kills on a regular basis. Was this idea thought up so you can have a deeper relationship with your last kill? Other then rubbing your nuts on the corpses face.

EDIT* Feel free to slap that "Late" tag on this post.... But I needed to let that out.

[Zipper Bear]

Such a stupid idea...