[OneJibmoNatio]

or maybe a little intestine graphic on the bottom left hand corner of screen with a poop running thru it. when it gets to ur anus, it starts to build up pressure turning red until it just 'splodes. so people who are champion eaters while in a gunfight will eventually have to poop, screwing up their aim when they soil themselves

[Eunson]

I love how the only person that dislike this is jonnymad; that guy has issues.

[keeftoasty]

This is hilarious and brilliant, especially if people are forced to leave their house to go shit. we do NEED this.

[Thravid]

So girl characters have a advantage? Couse girls dont poop, right?

[mrblowfish]

This does seem like a comedy thread to me, but I will go ahead and approve this idea anyway. I'm all for realism, and I always get tired of that you can run for 10000 hours in a game and never ever have to shit and pee and so on. In normal FPS you don't eat or drink either, and Facepunch have taken that step, so why not go all the way?

Some other levels of realism that could be added; sneezes (these happen on random, and shake your view wildly, making it devastating at some point of your Rust journey) coughing (these also shake your view, but milder, but also longer. These could happen while going through radiated areas).

[oXYnary]

Dayz has it! ;)

http://youtu.be/SlLNX3Hu7cQ

[thelionnessa]

jizzkizzkill posted:

Awesome ideas! I liked that shitometero the game screenshots. And the paper idea and the taking pants off too!

Also they could add a little chance to fall when you step on someone's "business".

The new black guy model apparently. Good ideas here.

[MrTHC]

oXYnary posted:

Dayz has it! ;)

http://youtu.be/SlLNX3Hu7cQ

This is the best thing ever.

[jizzkizzkill]

mrblowfish posted:

This does seem like a comedy thread to me, but I will go ahead and approve this idea anyway. I'm all for realism, and I always get tired of that you can run for 10000 hours in a game and never ever have to shit and pee and so on. In normal FPS you don't eat or drink either, and Facepunch have taken that step, so why not go all the way?

Some other levels of realism that could be added; sneezes (these happen on random, and shake your view wildly, making it devastating at some point of your Rust journey) coughing (these also shake your view, but milder, but also longer. These could happen while going through radiated areas).

wow, sneezes idea is epic! i love it!

[draco]

Coughs and Sneezes get +1 from me as well. Cold would obviously increase your chances of a random sneeze/cough/shiver.

Certain foods (Beans, other canned goods) could also increase chance of a random fart/burp event.

Hunger should also include the % chance to have a stomach rumble or growl.


See what brilliant ideas come from a comedy post about shit? PLEASE tell me one of the developers has at least browsed this thread, its full of game-play gold.

[MrTHC]

draco posted:

Coughs and Sneezes get +1 from me as well. Cold would obviously increase your chances of a random sneeze/cough/shiver.

Certain foods (Beans, other canned goods) could also increase chance of a random fart/burp event.

Hunger should also include the % chance to have a stomach rumble or growl.


See what brilliant ideas come from a comedy post about shit? PLEASE tell me one of the developers has at least browsed this thread, its full of game-play gold.

Throw up too! You eat that spoiled chicken and you throw up!

[almosttactful]

I can't believe I got a 3-day ban for requesting that the player makes noise when crafting and this thread is still around. Is this thread awesome? Of course...but why did I get banned for "making a stupid suggestion" when this one is still kicking. Moderator has a personal problem with me I guess.

[DrFreenote]

almosttactful posted:

I can't believe I got a 3-day ban for requesting that the player makes noise when crafting and this thread is still around. Is this thread awesome? Of course...but why did I get banned for "making a stupid suggestion" when this one is still kicking. Moderator has a personal problem with me I guess.

Perhaps it was because you didn't read the sticky.

[xFirebloodx]

GARRY, ADD THIS MODE NOW!!!!! <3