"This is The Situation Room on CNN. I'm Wolf Blitzer. In our top story today, it emerged that a full 90% of the member accounts on misanthropic Internet forum Facepunch dot com were in fact accounts controlled by the owner of the forum, Garry Newman, in an attempt to maintain a positive image about his games. Folks, this may cost me my job, and my ethics as a journalist ordinarily forbid me from saying this, but...
What the fuck is that?"
*cut to blue screen, then commercial*
"Upon discovery of the behavior exhibited by Newman and Facepunch, the newly founded Dunning-Kruger society announced their long-time partnership with Facepunch, and revealed that the employment of forum trolls was a project planned long in advance to raise public awareness of the broad ranged non-awareness of the public."