[mrkat]

I have just got vac banned from rust before that i was kicked like 15-20 times because of voilation! im am curentlly trying to contact steam support. I found new hacks for rust and they seem to be >WORKING< so thats why i got BANNED BUT I NEVER WANTED TO USE THEM SO IF I DONT GET UNBANNED I WILL WANT A FULL >>>>REFUND<<<<!!!!!!

[Ott]

I'm getting mixed messages here.

[postal]

you were warned you'd be permanently banned if you cheated on the loading screen lol. It's your own fault for doing it anyways. Why should you deserve a refund for doing what you were expressly told not to do?

[Extronic]

We can't give you a >>>>REFUND<<<< and Valve won't give you a >>>>REFUND<<<<

[Ott]

And you'll get >>>BANNED<<< if you try (A $1812.48 value!).

[mrkat]

If i dont get unbanned or a refund i will call the police on you and steam for stealing money

[Ott]

File a chargeback. I dare you.

[Auan]

Hah, That'd be pretty awesome if he actually tried. I have a strange feeling he's just 'trolling' at this point.

[silverblade11]

hahahaha

mrkat posted:

If i dont get unbanned or a refund i will call the police on you and steam for stealing money

[Tubz]

Wow, you're either a complete troll or 10.

Please record your call to the police for our pleasure.

[Extronic]

mrkat posted:

If i dont get unbanned or a refund i will call the police on you and steam for stealing money

Do you know what happens when you call the police for stupid bullshit?

[mrkat]

Auan posted:

Hah, That'd be pretty awesome if he actually tried. I have a strange feeling he's just 'trolling' at this point.

well i dunno couse by tommorow garry and others in facepunch will be pissed off by me so good luck

[Extronic]

I don't think garry gives a shit.

[gk99]

mrkat posted:

well i dunno couse by tommorow garry and others in facepunch will be pissed off by me so good luck

Please proceed. I want to see this show up in Sensationalist Headlines and laugh my ass off.

[Extronic]

Also, rating spam is not how you argue a point. Clicking on the box a million times doesn't make you smarter.

Also it's bannable.

[mrkat]

Extronic posted:

I don't think garry gives a shit.

well the feds will be all over him then

[Extronic]

Uh no they won't lol

[AmagicalFishy]

I'm... I'm very confused.

[postal]

You still haven't explained why it's not fair to get banned from a game that warned you it'd ban you if you cheated.

mrkat posted:

well the feds will be all over him then

Spoiler alert: They won't care.

[Extronic]

[Hezzy]

This thread. This thread right here.

[Extronic]

Thread of the year 2014

[_Maverick_]

It's this shit right here, why i love FP.

[NoobSauce]

Let me try to speak to him in his own fluency.


kid stop being dumb and don't cheat it is bad ok thank you

if you want to play give garry 20 more dollars

have a nice day

[Overworld]

mrkat, I understand your plight. Getting wrongfully banned sucks and it's hard to get unbanned. thankfully, I know a guy who works at valve. I can't give you his email for privacy reasons, but if you can pm me an essay on why you should be unbanned I can forward it to him and it should be enough to get you unbanned.

4 paragraphs should do the trick.

[Seiteki]

I think he's being serious, someone just knocked on my door.

[FlamingBlizza]

lol tough shit

[Extronic]

I can hack the valve servers and unban you if you write me a song and pm you singing it to me as a video. You may be immediately unbanned

[Seiteki]

Nevermind, it's the chinese food I was expecting.

[FrankerZ]

Trololol lol lol lol.

In all seriousness though, how did you find new hacks and then not want to use them?

I'd quote you, but having it in the same post as mine would lower my IQ too much to be worth it.

[mrkat]

Overworld posted:

mrkat, I understand your plight. Getting wrongfully banned sucks and it's hard to get unbanned. thankfully, I know a guy who works at valve. I can't give you his email for privacy reasons, but if you can pm me an essay on why you should be unbanned I can forward it to him and it should be enough to get you unbanned.

4 paragraphs should do the trick.

oh wow an essay 4 paragraphs jeez well probably worth a try then.

[elixwhitetail]

mrkat posted:

If i dont get unbanned or a refund i will call the police on you and steam for stealing money

Are you willing to take a Toxx bet on that? I think you're a whining cheater and you won't take it.

[LordCrypto]

hi i know some people at the FBI and the NSA

i just called them and they said they're too busy to deal with you

you can wait in line on the online internet federal support live chat for the next 5-7 business days

[SteakStyles]

I hear everyone at Facepunch Studios gets a real working Phys Gun, so you might want to call in a group with a bit more experience with the unusual than just the police if you are gonna go through with it. After all, a few months ago there was that "kid" from Brazil that stuck his dad and the local police on FP for the same reason and THAT was a (Justified for self defense on behalf of FP) massacre.

[Zoran]

Seiteki posted:

Nevermind, it's the chinese food I was expecting.

That's funny, because there's a van outside of my doo-

Nevermind, pool cleaners. My bad.

[Vilusia]

mrkat posted:

oh wow an essay 4 paragraphs jeez well probably worth a try then.

Don't forget to put the date and your name so the teacher knows it's from you. :)

[ricky23]

Guys i hacking the game two y am i banned im call american police on u

[J!NX]

Ott posted:

File a chargeback. I dare you.

OP should try it, I double dare him.

Triple.

[ricky23]

Zoran posted:

That's funny, because there's a van outside of my doo-

Nevermind, pool cleaners. My bad.

your pool cleaners use a van?

[_Maverick_]

i like how postal is playing with him, like a cat toying with it's prey.
Rust really let out his inner sadism.