1. Post #1

    April 2011
    288 Posts
    Ok so everyone who complains about hackers and everything, I think it would be kind of funny to play along with these hackers and bug exploiters with a type of lore to go with it all. Anyone agree?

    Hackers who aimbot, superjump, or speed hack are Mutated Super Soldiers (Radiation in the area) who developed near perfect hand-eye coordination and super strength. They developed this because the radiation mutated their brains increasing the part of the brain that operates hand-eye coordination and speed and caused muscle tumors that ended up helping them, but reduced their intelligence part of the brain, which is why they all scream incoherent crap and can't make rational decisions.

    Hackers who ESP are psychic or can "smell" (like a bloodhound or something) when someone or something of interest is near. This happened because they received large amounts of stress from snipers and the radiation mutated them into being able to sense nearby stuff.

    The reason everything is chicken is because a vat of KFC was dropped onto the island and every animal ate some chicken breasts and fused DNA with it. So now they all have the meat of chicken breasts.

    The reason the mutant wolves and bears have gear that humans would have is because that when they mutated they attacked other people and ate their stuff (canned beans , parts of their armor, etc) and the reason they drop so little from their actual body is because the body is so radiated that only small parts can be salvaged.

    The reason you can run through people is because the radiation made the people's molecules synchronized in movement with similar masses objects, meaning that as you're running through someone your molecules are occupying a certain small space which their molecules are not, which is why you can run through people, animals, and shoot out of animals- you stick your arms out to shoot out, and why they can't shoot in-- the bullets aren't similar massed and thus don't follow this physic parameter.

    The reason everything is in a bag when thrown is because the bags are inexpensive molecule condensers that everyone owns, which can compress the molecules into the bag's size, and the bags themselves can be compressed, which is why everyone can hold so much on them.

    The reason you're bald and a guy and a identical is because your conscience was implemented into a cyborg clone which is controlled by a keyboard and mouse, who can identify people by name though cyborg implants that recognize their ID, which also explains why they can craft guns and stuff- they have the computerized proficiency and everything, and the CPU and software takes over crafting which is why everything is identical, and hinders the CPU ability which is why we can walk so slow and why we can't craft more then one thing at a time.

    The reason the admins can ban people is because the admins hacked into the network (like Matrix) and can spawn shit in, and shut people down (like the Matrix's agents but without possession ability).

    Also the reason that the entire world is limited compared to what humans are used to is because it's a Matrix like program in alpha being made by a small group of coders and everyone who accumulated a large amount of money from hype, which is why alot of stuff is still missing and not human like.
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    In the primordial days of Rust, the trickster demons were many and cruel, wielding supernatural powers as they harrassed and slaughtered the first peoples, who desperately tried to build villages against the ravages of the decaying environment and the tireless and unstoppable demons that tormented them.

    They will be whispered of for ages to come.
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  3. Post #3

    February 2014
    316 Posts
    LSD's a helluva drug.

  4. Post #4
    AJ10017's Avatar
    June 2012
    1,179 Posts
    The reason everything is chicken is because a vat of KFC was dropped onto the island and every animal ate some chicken breasts and fused DNA with it. So now they all have the meat of chicken breasts.
    What
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  5. Post #5

    April 2011
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    In the primordial days of Rust, the trickster demons were many and cruel, wielding supernatural powers as they harrassed and slaughtered the first peoples, who desperately tried to build villages against the ravages of the decaying environment and the tireless and unstoppable demons that tormented them.

    They will be whispered of for ages to come.
    Suddenly, a hammer fell from the sky, banishing these would be demons back to the underworld in which they came. From the very place they all spawned from, the darkest, most evil place that signifies you must try all your efforts from the beginning, again..... the main menu.
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  6. Post #6

    January 2014
    54 Posts
    Until the lack of focus from the Gods unleashed a new era of Hell, Mutant Super Soldiers 2.0. With their new found abilities they managed to turn a once civilized game into a limbo of anger and hope. Will the Gods ever be able to reclaim a once proud game?

  7. Post #7

    April 2011
    288 Posts
    Until the lack of focus from the Gods unleashed a new era of Hell, Mutant Super Soldiers 2.0. With their new found abilities they managed to turn a once civilized game into a limbo of anger and hope. Will the Gods ever be able to reclaim a once proud game?

    But one person..... The chosen one.... Can bring these soldiers to their knees. He has the ability to conjure land, fabricate new elements, pass souls into the realm of rust, and grant us the abilities to create new items... No one is sure if he will ever realize his abilities, but when he does.... he will send these demonish spawn to the hell from which they came, and forever keep the balance. Some say he doesn't care of such mortal matters..... but some retain hope.
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  8. Post #8

    January 2014
    54 Posts
    However he turns out to be an elite version of the Mutated Super Soldiers and destroys the game for good. We pledge money to another developer and wait for some more alpha indie games.

  9. Post #9

    April 2011
    288 Posts
    However he turns out to be an elite version of the Mutated Super Soldiers and destroys the game for good. We pledge money to another developer and wait for some more alpha indie games.
    It's been 2 years since the survival started..... I don't know how much longer I can last. The zombie infested lands in Russia grew stale and lifeless after the last zombies fell.... Then more came... supposed to be smarter, but for some odd reason seem to be stupider.... Then came along this island... founded in 2013. It has everything we need, but is filled with hostile savages who stop at nothing to murder anyone they see... then those.... things. God they came from nowhere. Murdering people who couldn't run.... all because they ran with superhuman speed... Then the martyr came.... He promised good faith, and annihilation of these things.... but suddenly he turned. He started delaying everything, calling for delays in problem solving. Then came along another zombie infested land in.... Somewhere in or near Arizona I cant remember... but I could build in there, I built homes and forts. But the days grew dull and boring. The nights became impossible or boring. I had to leave. Now I return to the island, searching for the martyr.... hoping that he can restore peace.... and order. Until then, I wait in silence.

  10. Post #10
    theQQ's Avatar
    February 2014
    87 Posts
    This is great, lol.

  11. Post #11

    April 2011
    288 Posts
    This is great, lol.
    I honestly would hope this post inspires the devs to make some april fools joke about this. "Guys the hackers are actually Dev Mode users who were granted Dev access for the actual reason of "This" post"

  12. Post #12

    August 2013
    14 Posts
    this is why i love this community haha

  13. Post #13

    April 2011
    288 Posts
    this is why i love this community haha
    The community is a band of survivors of the apocalypse.... Some of who are super soldiers disguised as survivors.