Seems like the woodpile thing got the attention of the devs. Maybe we could add woodpiles into the story of why we ended up on this island in the first place.
President Garry Woodpile was elected after former President Obama, and soon after a small group of "dangerous radicals" discovered evidence that the newly elected President's late wife didn't die from natural fall damage as the President had claimed, but rather from simply touching her husband! Bringing this evidence to the media, President Woodpile was forced to admit that she died with him and not alone at their summer house, but claimed that it was actually her fault because she didn't touch him at max range, used a pickaxe and was crouching. More investigations immediately followed and the "dangerous radicals" found evidence that President Woodpile had killed several other individuals, regardless of their range from him, tool they were carrying, or whether they were standing or crouching. Before the troublemakers could post said evidence on the net President Garry Woodpile struck first, charging JSOC with the duty of gathering these terrorists and throwing them naked on an island with nothing but two band aids and a torch in order to suffer for the rest of their short, miserable lives. You are one of these so called terrorists, you MUST survive. But be warned, the struggle for survival can even lead patriots such as yourselves to kill their fellow man. You must be cautious of your former comrades, and even more cautious of the presidents woodpile and rock soldiers. Do NOT give up hope, we are coming for you, and the separatists will provide airdrops when we can. Remember our motto, even the strongest metals will RUST in time. Good Luck. RUST actual out.
such a well thought out intro realy got me into it, love the idea of your backstory, especially the rebellious bit, gives a real sense of purpose to the game