[idonthinkso]

yeah until you wake up fully sweated and wet

[ItzMatt]

idonthinkso posted:

yeah until you wake up fully sweated and wet

i do sweat sometimes when i'm wrecking the pc players, but it's usually normal as i sweat when i play console.

[idonthinkso]

rethink about what you just wrote.
idiot²

[ItzMatt]

idonthinkso posted:

rethink about what you just wrote.
idiot²

ooh, i meant that when i wr3ck the kids that play rust, i usually break a sweat because they're so many of them. lol

[TexRob]

I can't read any more comments, so hopefully on page 2 someone gets it, but are you all really this dumb?

This video is awesome, the guy is terrible, the video is about him being terrible, it's a fucking riot.

[ItzMatt]

TexRob posted:

This video is awesome

agreed

[M4MK3]

Don't you guys get it? Matt is trying to parody the KOS players who think they are good, but in reailty are shit and can't aim worth a fuck, and think they are good when they get the drop on somebody.

[hobblinharry]

how is the OP not banned for this post yet

[anazhd]

WHAT THE PUCK? All leather and beani. This is staged

[Rifyu]

Didn't watch the video. What is this all about?

[sparky28000]

ItzMatt posted:

agreed

You are really narcissistic aren't you?

[UltraMankill]

ItzMatt posted:

Yeah usually wreck them. I transferred some of my skills from my xbox to the pc. that's why i'm reallly good for some reason

EDIT: i also got to ranked 50's in Halo 3. I played mlg to 45 on halo 3 also. lol i reallly don't know why i'm good

Transferring your skills from xbox to the pc? pshhhh hahahahahah! lmfao I think that comment was probably more retarded than your video!

[33333z]

ItzMatt posted:

My first ever Rust PVP montage. ENJOY! Watch in 1080p please. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s51Vf01vF7g

4:44 hit boxes are not as messed up as u think yes they are but your aim is also terrible.
Let me know what you think.
I'm pro so hard thank you

[LOLOLOLGOTYOU]

M4MK3 posted:

Don't you guys get it? Matt is trying to parody the KOS players who think they are good, but in reailty are shit and can't aim worth a fuck, and think they are good when they get the drop on somebody.

And it's fucking hilarious. I had to mute it. 10/10 troll.

[ItzMatt]

sparky28000 posted:

You are really narcissistic aren't you?

i'm just really good at fps games for some reason. runs in my blood. ;) i play this game like cod
kos'ing bambies and teaching them a life lesson.

[IGotWorms]

ItzMatt posted:

i'm just really good at fps games for some reason. runs in my blood. ;) i play this game like cod
kos'ing bambies and teaching them a life lesson.

This should be surprising to...well...no one.

Additionally, and also unsurprising is that a search for "ItzMatt" and ban turns up numerous entries from game servers he has been banned from:

[ItzMatt]

IGotWorms posted:

This should be surprising to...well...no one.

Additionally, and also unsurprising is that a search for "ItzMatt" and ban turns up numerous entries from game servers he has been banned from:

uh oh, you got me red handed

i google itzmatt. i am everywhere. i'm just too good.

[MelGibson]

IGotWorms posted:

This should be surprising to...well...no one.

Additionally, and also unsurprising is that a search for "ItzMatt" and ban turns up numerous entries from game servers he has been banned from:

My spidey sense is noticing Australia account on the site v. his American tag on this forum.

But still, this video made me not look at adult videos for the night. It made me that sad, even the blood won't flow...

[kirbies]

This is such an obvious troll. There is no way he his serious.

[IGotWorms]

MelGibson posted:

My spidey sense is noticing Australia account on the site v. his American tag on this forum.

But still, this video made me not look at adult videos for the night. It made me that sad, even the blood won't flow...

It could be some OTHER ItzMatt sure...the country doesn't really mean anything since you can pick whatever country you want...which incidentally a lot of people do. But even with the benefit of the doubt, somehow I doubt "ItzMatt" is a very common user/player name.

[Reconzile]

ItzMatt posted:

Yeah usually wreck them. I transferred some of my skills from my xbox to the pc. that's why i'm reallly good for some reason

EDIT: i also got to ranked 50's in Halo 3. I played mlg to 45 on halo 3 also. lol i reallly don't know why i'm good

And I was in the top 100 world wide in Far Cry 2, how is this relevant?

[anazhd]

ItzMatt posted:

i'm just really good at fps games for some reason. runs in my blood. ;) i play this game like cod
kos'ing bambies and teaching them a life lesson.

well done my boy. You just unlocked "heaven". Stay safe there ;)

[motomann]

Anyone else notice how no one had kevlar?

[Desty]

Im going to make one with just me my bow and arrows hahah so much fun.

[MelGibson]

IGotWorms posted:

It could be some OTHER ItzMatt sure...the country doesn't really mean anything since you can pick whatever country you want...which incidentally a lot of people do. But even with the benefit of the doubt, somehow I doubt "ItzMatt" is a very common user/player name.

I've seen it in other various games. I am sure there are a few "IGotWormz" out there. All the 'cool' kids are hitting up the Z's now a days.

[Tsyolin]

OP is clearly a troll, that or my expectations of humanity are clearly too high.

[ItzMatt]

anazhd posted:

well done my boy. You just unlocked "heaven". Stay safe there ;)

Yes, I unlocked heaven for myself and others that are mowed down by my skills. But thanks :)

Edited:

Desty posted:

Im going to make one with just me my bow and arrows hahah so much fun.

I also will make one with just my bow. Thanks for the idea!

[FuzioNda1337]

holy crap you are terrible ;D

[isjason]

I don't usually comment on these but.. your aiming is terrible.

[idonthinkso]

Woah ItzMatt you are so talented!
outstanding and mindblowing rap, your vocabulary and rhymes goes BOOM! through the ceiling.

your raps just hit like your aim, nowhere!

keep doing whatever you do but please stop making music and smash your computer!
thanks

[ItzMatt]

idonthinkso posted:

Woah ItzMatt you are so talented!
outstanding and mindblowing rap, your vocabulary and rhymes goes BOOM! through the ceiling.

your raps just hit like your aim, nowhere!

keep doing whatever you do but please stop making music and smash your computer!
thanks

Ty for posting my rap. I was going to do it eventually then I remembered it had nothing to do with rust. :)

[idonthinkso]

yeah its just as good as your aiming on eggsbox, hahaha

[UltraMankill]

Not only is this kid a troll, but after I completely dissed him he continued to rate my comments dumb on other threads because he knows he is bad xD

[Extronic]

Is this a joke?