1. Post #1

    December 2013
    27 Posts
    Mods - if this the wrong spot, feel free to move -- but don't waste it, because it's toooo sweet!
    (video link at the end)

    It all started about 10:00PM CST in a server named US Central 1. Hey, I did say this was a story...

    So, anyway my friend and I login to begin nothing less than a rambo style shooting spree in rad town. We have (correction -had-) a 1x1 nicely hidden between some rocks and were gearing up while it was pitch black... until we begin to hear a bunch of footsteps outside. Over voice chat one of the soon-to-be-intruders shouts out "eh, ehhhey there's 2 people in there right now guyths" so the footsteps come closer to our 1x1. Meanwhile my friend and I don't think too much of it, until they start talking about blowing the door. These guys are kind of arguing with each other if they should blow the door or not, which kind of made me think that was an attempt to get us to open the door and come out shooting to defend our place. Well we didn't move. We had a couple grenades, kevlar, and m4's ready to spray the door. We stand our ground.

    Well, one of the guys outside shouts in voice that we're wearing kevlar and away the beep-beep-beep of the c4 goes. We're ready.

    Door blows open, and I'm using my holo sight ready to spray and pray the entrance. Nothing. Then it begins, 1, 2, then 3 guys begin running through. As soon as we saw the first guy, we just unload our clips... 2 of them die right away. I can't help but laugh that the first guy seemed to be crouched in the doorway (he died first as if he wasn't moving?). The third guy dies and we are spamming the remaining grenades.

    No more voicechat from the group. It's dead quiet, and we have 3 bodies in and around the doorway with a missing door. We're loaded and aiming at the entrance. First I get headshot. Then my friend get's headshot (he was in the corner of the 1x1, even more covered than I was).

    Ok, so we figured this out pretty quick. There was a group of 4, and 3 of them obviously did NOT have aimbot because they sucked so bad they couldn't even force a medkit use on us. The 4th guy (we'll call him "noname" since he had a blank player name that we couldn't see) had aimbot and was showing his 3 buddies how SKILLED he was as a player. He was hardcore (you were hardcore bro!).

    My friend and I have another base nearby so we spawn there immediately after we die. Running back, my friend gets a taste of the aimbot again while I luck out and reach the base. I take a m4, and start to laugh a little thinking we might actually survive this. Then out of no where, headshot -- dead. I spawn again, this time at the base I just died at with the hacker with me - dead again.

    At this point I spawn in the middle of no where because my respawn timers (lol damn?), and ponder all the goodies that these guys are collecting.

    Timer's up, and I respawn back near the base that was blown up. I see the guys running around chatting about "ok lets go" "run run run" etc. etc. I guess they had sleeping bags near by and they were all full of loot. They also must have been pretty excited because they didn't notice that I was running up close enough to see their names. I saw the hacker jumping high into the sky, and his friends close behind. The guy closest to me had stopped, maybe to type or something... so I shoot at him with one of my pipeguns that I grabbed. I miss, and he returns fire -- and misses. I've got nothing to lose so I stay at it, but I hear him over the voice chat shouting "noname help, come back noname, get this guy" -glorious-

    Well, maybe they now have the fame they so deserve?

    Here's the cast of our wonderful experience this evening!

    YUKMOUT (aka shootin' blankz)
    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197962650088
    I can't be sure, but I bet this guy was the one who ran in crouched and didn't get a single shot off.

    ABBS910 (aka the reporter)
    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991850440
    This guy was quick to let the server know just how upset I was because I had typed out that there was a noname hacker in rad town bombing bases. (--- but look at me now ABBS910 ;))

    SOMETHING1096 (aka "noname help me!")
    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198124140866
    This guy was probably the most special of the 4... he was the straggler that I almost killed as they were all running to store their new found goods. But he was able to shout into his mic and call his noname saviour to his rescue who simply had to jump into the sky and land beside me with his trusted aimbot hot key.

    But wait, that's only 3 right? Well the other guy had a blank player name and there were 2 of them on the server. So, here are both profiles. They're friends with each other too, hmm imagine that.

    blank name player 1 (aka #1 Kid)
    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198115692988

    blank name player 2 (aka A for Affort)
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Magnetiized

    Oh yea, and the video to capture it all:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IehDM5PiVQ0

    There's a sweet treat at the end of the video, courtesy of the noname hacker.
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  2. Post #2

    January 2014
    2 Posts
    Sounds like a bunch of winners.