1. Post #1
    Starpluck? More like StarFUCK!!
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    September 2008
    10,931 Posts


    -*-Brave Toxx Clause posters below:-*-

    (Make a vow to do a stunt e.g. "I will burn my Jersey on video with proof" or a ban-bet (minimum ban length is one month) on whatever other conditions you stipulate)

    Crossed out text means the person won the stipulation. Losers are moved to the bottom.
    If anyone wishes to make a Toxx Clause for the Superbowl you can do so now. Nothing is more team-spirited than to put your account on the line.
    To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.

    I'll go for a year if Jaguars beat 49'ers
    Ill put a month down for if the KC Queefs beat my Cunts
    don't forget about me :\

    Now ill make it TWO months if SF loses to Greenbay

    come @ me
    I'll take a month if the Saints win the whole she-bang.
    2 months if the Saints win the owl
    ban me for a month if the saints make it to the superbow l
    If the Patriots win the Superbowl, ban me for 9 months.
    Paramud;43417876[del posted:
    ]I'll place a month on the Seahawks winning the entire superbowl.[/del]
    If the Packers make it to the super bowl I'll marry a picture of postals butt and also be banned for 1 month.
    If the Bengals lose because Dalton throws 3 or more picks, I will burn my Dalton jersey and post it for you, Starpluck.

    Edited:

    Shit, I'll burn my Chad Johnson jersey for you too.
    [2/3 picks were made.]
    I'm throwing my hat in

    I'll take three months if the Chargers beat Denver
    [QUOTE=Major_Vice;43437783] Give me a month if the Saints win the Superbowl.
    Hey before we get to next Sunday, I'm putting down a month ban if the 69ers win.
    Don't forget my toxx clause if the seahawks lose ban me for a month.


    Dead posters:
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    ban me for a month if the Colts win this.
    I never watch football and don't keep up on this, but just from looking at the emblems in the OP, I will toxx 1 month if the eagle emblem people don't win it all.
    Lol see ya shitstain.
    I'll take 3 months if my Bengals get to the superbowl.
    Also I'll bet this, If Bengals lose to Chargers I'll take a month.
    Cincy already gave san diego the dick once this year in san diego.
    The Bengals are going to fuck you in the Queen City. I'll take a 1 month ban if the Chargers go past the first round.
    BACK TO BACK FREEZER BOWL CHAMPS
    ill take a month if the saints dont make it to the superbowl
    Last Friday was amazing. My school played the San Diego Chargers fight song before every bell.
    So amazing, in fact, that I was kicked out of one of my classes for singing it aloud at one point.

    The Chargers are going to beat the Broncos, and I'm willing to get FP-dead for a month if the Chargers lose.

    And after that we're going to fuck the Patriots in the butt
    Just to make it interesting, ban me for nine months if Pats don't win
    1 month if the Pats lose to the Broncos

    edit:fixed

    Who Dat, baby.
    Alright fuck it

    Ban me for 1 month if the Patriots lose the Championship game, and 2 months if they make it to the Super Bowl and lose!

    I'm sure I'll live if I don't win this shit (fingers crossed).
    3 months if seahawks win the superbowl

    please
    If Broncos lose ban me for a month
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  2. Post #2
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    October 2007
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    The Eagles already went further than I expected so everything past this is just a bonus.
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  3. Post #3
    We Are No Idiots
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    March 2010
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    COME ON PACKERS.

    Im glad this time packers get to play at home and the 49ers have to play in the cold.
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  4. Post #4
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    December 2007
    4,530 Posts
    go pats go
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  5. Post #5
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    October 2007
    20,801 Posts
    suck it dallas
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  6. Post #6
    CabooseRvB's Avatar
    September 2009
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    Seahawwwwwks
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  7. Post #7
    Clovernoodle's Avatar
    May 2011
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    Go Pats
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  8. Post #8
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    September 2009
    2,525 Posts
    Let's go Broncos!

    What a great last week of football we just had
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  9. Post #9
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    October 2007
    20,801 Posts
    Go literally anybody but the Patriots!
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  10. Post #10
    We Are No Idiots
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    Broncos are going all the way for sure. How can you bet against them.
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  11. Post #11
    Clovernoodle's Avatar
    May 2011
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    Go literally anybody but the Patriots!


    May the best team win
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  12. Post #12
    Nestophales's Avatar
    October 2006
    2,609 Posts
    Broncos are going all the way for sure. How can you beat against them.
    Ask the Ravens.
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  13. Post #13
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    June 2012
    402 Posts
    I was hoping the cowboys would win so the saints would have an easy win ;_;

    Oh well, dallas a shit.
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  14. Post #14
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    October 2007
    20,801 Posts
    Ask the Ravens.
    My sister is a massive Ravens fan and their defeat secretly gives me immense satisfaction.
    (She's a traitor.)
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  15. Post #15
    Starpluck? More like StarFUCK!!
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    Broncos are going all the way for sure. How can you beat against them.

    Chargers beat the ponies in their home field
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  16. Post #16
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    March 2009
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    LETS GO COLTS!!!
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    Benedict Kiwibatch
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    January 2012
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    Go literally anybody but the Patriots!
    My man.
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  18. Post #18
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    October 2007
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    Chargers beat the ponies in their home field
    yeah and dallas beat philly before yet here we are
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  19. Post #19
    Starpluck? More like StarFUCK!!
    Starpluck's Avatar
    September 2008
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    If anyone wishes to make a Toxx Clause for the Superbowl you can do so now. Nothing is more team-spirited than to put your account on the line.
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  20. Post #20
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    October 2007
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    If anyone wishes to make a Toxx Clause for the Superbowl you can do so now. Nothing is more team-spirited than to put your account on the line.
    not for the eagles no way
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  21. Post #21
    We Are No Idiots
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    It says Dallas cliched yet I don't see them in that image.
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  22. Post #22
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    September 2007
    539 Posts
    Awwww yeah, I can't wait for the superbowl parties. I don't give a shit about football but for free BBQ I'll root for anyone
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  23. Post #23
    PILLS HERE!'s Avatar
    July 2009
    5,647 Posts
    saaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiintttttttttttssssssssssss


    my money's on new orleans vs denver or san francisco vs denver
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  24. Post #24
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    October 2006
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    It says Dallas cliched yet I don't see them in that image.
    Dallas got eliminated from contention
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  25. Post #25
    We Are No Idiots
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    saaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiintttttttttttssssssssssss


    my money's on new orleans vs denver or san francisco vs denver
    More like Seahawks vs Broncos.
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  26. Post #26
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    January 2005
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    My predictions:
    Colts over Chiefs
    Chargers over Bengals

    Saints over Eagles
    Packers over Niners

    Peyton loses the first game to the Colts
    Brady thomps the Chargers

    Seahawks beat the Saints
    Packers shock Carolina

    Brady takes the Patriots to the SB against the Seahawks. Wilson outplays Brady, the Seahawks win, and Wilson becomes the new legendary QB.
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  27. Post #27
    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
    AJisAwesome15's Avatar
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    my friend is the most obnoxious broncos fan

    he tebowed during our senior graduation ceremony
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  28. Post #28
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    September 2009
    2,525 Posts
    According to the NFL the refs missed a call on the game-winning FG in San Diego that would have given Succop a redo. Brutal for Steelers fans
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  29. Post #29
    Starpluck? More like StarFUCK!!
    Starpluck's Avatar
    September 2008
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    To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.
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  30. Post #30
    skynrdfan3's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,858 Posts
    underdogs lets do this

    bring it philly idgaf about your cold domeless stadium
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  31. Post #31
    Stay Rusty
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    April 2005
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    To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.
    starpluck no!

    let me ban you instead
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  32. Post #32
    Nestophales's Avatar
    October 2006
    2,609 Posts
    To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.
    Oh man you trust Phillip Rivers that much
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  33. Post #33
    Starpluck? More like StarFUCK!!
    Starpluck's Avatar
    September 2008
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    starpluck no!

    let me ban you instead
    It's a race of whoever gets to it first!
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  34. Post #34
    Eh?
    CanadianBill's Avatar
    May 2007
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    To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.


    deal.
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  35. Post #35
    skynrdfan3's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,858 Posts
    simple playoff picture

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  36. Post #36
    Starpluck? More like StarFUCK!!
    Starpluck's Avatar
    September 2008
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    Oh man you trust Phillip Rivers that much
    Norv Turner was an absolute shit coach and restricted our full potential, his firing will unleash a new era of Chargers. I'm also San Diegan.

    simple playoff picture

    Thank you, I was looking for that.
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  37. Post #37
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    Dennab
    August 2006
    2,449 Posts
    I wager a month if SF loses to Greenbay

    My angus is peppered
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  38. Post #38
    Nestophales's Avatar
    October 2006
    2,609 Posts
    Ill put a month down for if the KC Queefs beat my Cunts
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  39. Post #39
    Dougz's Avatar
    September 2009
    2,525 Posts
    Nothing to do with the topic, but seen this guy at the Broncos game earlier:



    Pretty much sums up the Raiders
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  40. Post #40
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    June 2010
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    To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.
    That isn't really a safe bet! What do you get if they win?
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