1. Post #1
    CHAPTER 1:




    "now that's just some tyrannical, russian-type style bullshit right there"

    CHAPTER 2:
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  2. Post #2
    goatse
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    January 2006
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    Imagine being that dude.
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  3. Post #3
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    February 2011
    1,416 Posts
    facepunch moderators confirmed for not professionals

    also that lissssp
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  4. Post #4
    Stay Rusty
    postal's Avatar
    April 2005
    13,125 Posts
    I'm the moderator the rust forum fucking deserves.
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  5. Post #5
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    6,203 Posts
    ''You will never see the Rust game on my channel''

    lol
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  6. Post #6
    Stay Rusty
    postal's Avatar
    April 2005
    13,125 Posts
    http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=567027

    i didn't even actually permaban him despite him ban evading lmao
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  7. Post #7
    Creeper's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,611 Posts
    postal is my hero.
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  8. Post #8
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    April 2010
    2,846 Posts
    I'm the moderator the rust forum fucking deserves.
    and this dude isn't even russian
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  9. Post #9
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    November 2009
    1,159 Posts
    If you look at his other videos, he still plays rust.
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  10. Post #10
    Don't worry, you don't have to tell me to stay away from Rust and its subforum.
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  11. Post #11
    Stay Rusty
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    April 2005
    13,125 Posts
    lol he renamed an older video right afterwards



    EVER
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  12. Post #12
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    July 2013
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    He was not compatible for the hive-mind
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    August 2009
    10,957 Posts
    He was not compatible for the hive-mind
    He forgot to install elitist_forum_member.dll
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  14. Post #14
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    December 2013
    3,038 Posts
    this is the kind of person who gives gamers a bad name.
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  15. Post #15
    Gold Member
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    December 2011
    3,247 Posts
    I'm the moderator the rust forum fucking deserves.
    you are doing gods work
    never stop
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  16. Post #16
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    June 2012
    2,419 Posts
    So this is the average Rust player then?

    Whoa, am I just glad that almost all of them stay in that cesspool and are not leaking out.
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  17. Post #17
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    August 2008
    3,568 Posts
    .
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  18. Post #18
    Gold Member
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    October 2006
    4,073 Posts
    so yeah how is making the rust subforum its own separate non-FP forum coming along

    because it needs to happen

    fast
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  19. Post #19
    You're saying you like dos more than me, right?
    Mike Tyson's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,716 Posts
    so yeah how is making the rust subforum its own separate non-FP forum coming along

    because it needs to happen

    fast
    its not even that bad lmao, its a facepunch studios game, why shouldnt it use the facepunch studios forums?
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  20. Post #20
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    December 2007
    12,072 Posts
    Boy, it feels awful knowing that there are people who think of this place as "the forums for Rust".
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    December 2011
    3,247 Posts
    so yeah how is making the rust subforum its own separate non-FP forum coming along

    because it needs to happen

    fast
    as long as they stay in their little sub forum, everything should be fine.
    right?
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  22. Post #22
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    September 2009
    16,574 Posts
    that's not a cold. that's autism.
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  23. Post #23
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    October 2006
    4,073 Posts
    as long as they stay in their little sub forum, everything should be fine.
    right?
    the gates of hell
    have opened
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  24. Post #24
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    June 2013
    1,355 Posts
    I swear that most multiplayer sandbox games seem to attract these kind of guys.
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  25. Post #25
    Dennab
    August 2012
    4,192 Posts
    so yeah how is making the rust subforum its own separate non-FP forum coming along

    because it needs to happen

    fast
    To be fair, their subforum hasn't leaked to others.

    Yet
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  26. Post #26
    Dennab
    March 2009
    3,647 Posts
    the profhessional thing to is lhink the rulesh the pershon violated

    I can't stop hearing that damn lisp

    Edited:

    Boy, it feels awful knowing that there are people who think of this place as "the forums for Rust".
    Someone asked me that when I mentioned FP in an MMO. Dear god no. Please no.
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  27. Post #27
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    23,064 Posts
    "Fuck this game, I hope it sucks"

    wish granted
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  28. Post #28
    admin 2 me
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    May 2011
    2,272 Posts
    He sounds like Mike Tyson. "I'mma fuck you till you love me faggot"
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  29. Post #29
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    December 2013
    3,038 Posts
    it's a shame rust has attracted literally the worst/dumbest community i've ever seen, it's pretty fun.
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  30. Post #30
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    January 2010
    2,198 Posts
    The lisp just killed me

  31. Post #31
    You're saying you like dos more than me, right?
    Mike Tyson's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,716 Posts
    He sounds like Mike Tyson. "I'mma fuck you till you love me faggot"
    thats not nice
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  32. Post #32
    This title is totally OVERKILL™!
    Coyoteze's Avatar
    November 2011
    9,310 Posts
    postal should have his own TV show
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  33. Post #33
    High Admiral of the United FP Alliance
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    December 2009
    4,024 Posts
    it's a shame rust has attracted literally the worst/dumbest community i've ever seen, it's pretty fun.
    Says the one registered this month.
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  34. Post #34
    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
    5,876 Posts
    I love angry spergs.
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  35. Post #35
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    June 2012
    2,419 Posts
    postal should have his own TV show
    postal's arse might appear in Postal 2 in a upcoming patch, as Mike Jaret (Postal 2 dev) is willing to put photo's sended by Facepunch members in his in-game office.

    So naturally, the opportunity to be meta as fuck and put postal's ass in postal cannot be passed.

    Might not be as famous as a tv show, but soon people all over the world will ponder about whose arse that is in Mike's office.

    Noticed you didn't specify it had to be a picture of my face. I'm assuming my ass is fair game?

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    lol now i'm wondering if someone hasn't already submitted it for me

    Edited:



    And yep that's the pic if you decide you're interested ;)))
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    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
    5,876 Posts
    Says the one registered this month.

    You're a jackass for trying to use join date as some sort of quality assessment of a user's posts.
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  37. Post #37
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    August 2010
    2,111 Posts
    Now that's just some tyrannical, Russian type style bullshit right there!
    That's Facepunch alright.
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  38. Post #38
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    August 2006
    5,221 Posts

    "now that's just some tyrannical, russian-type style bullshit right there"
    he would have hated this place in 2005/2006
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  39. Post #39
    I'd buy that for a dollar
    Dennab
    September 2008
    5,876 Posts
    he would have hated this place in 2005/2006
    I think smartness should return.
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  40. Post #40
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    September 2012
    4,904 Posts
    I think smartness should return.
    only for the rust forum
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