[Skrill Cosby]

Aren't you just sick of looking at that horrible penis model on your body that stays still no matter. Maybe we should have Penis Physics. Basically when you sprint or jump your thing would wobble up and down and stuff. If you do not like this idea then just keep censorship on.


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Also maybe like some other guy down below said if someone is nearby your penis would get more and more erect. It would work as a radar like if you were with your friend and you looked at his penis and it was super erect then you know that someone is nearby.

[Lethodus]

Well, it would make the game more realistic.

[Primeval]

What the heck kind of troll thread is this?!

[vanadiumz]

Rust is all about realism isn't it? I guess this has to be added ;)

I just hope people don't reenact Meat-Spin... /facepalm

[Skrill Cosby]

Primeval posted:

What the heck kind of troll thread is this?!

Are penis's a joke to you.

Just kidding but no this would add a little bit more humor and a little more realism. In real life, when you jump up and down does your penis stay still and not move.

[Primeval]

Skrill Cosby posted:

Are penis's a joke to you.

Just kidding but no this would add a little bit more humor and a little more realism. In real life, when you jump up and down does your penis stay still and not move.

If you want realism start by changing the way people and animals run. They look like robots when sprinting LOL.

[Skrill Cosby]

Primeval posted:

If you want realism start by changing the way people and animals run. They look like robots when sprinting LOL.

Its Alfa!

[Primeval]

Skrill Cosby posted:

Its Alfa!

Well I can say the same thing about the penis thing but what's so productive about that?

[tehibn]

bigger as your house gets bigger?

[beardedcap]

Skrill Cosby posted:

Aren't you just sick of looking at that horrible penis model on your body that stays still no matter. Maybe we should have Penis Physics. Basically when you sprint or jump your thing would wobble up and down and stuff. If you do not like this idea then just keep censorship on.

I am all for this, and I'm glad this idea has more support than almost any other on this forum

[xEnt22]

need cloth simulation physics on dick

[[BBNH] Jesus]

This has my support!

[xxxredmistxxx]

I love this idea. So it might not be so productive but it will make add a lot of humor. This has my support.

[thebacon]

Other games have boob physics. May as well have dick physics.

[Xounn]

How about we are able to take a photo of our own real life penis and upload it to our character model ?

Come on people! there is bigger fish to fry than foreskin detail

[HerpeSlurpee]

Just give me some bouncing cavewoman titties and I'll be happy!

[bchillz]

loool

HerpeSlurpee posted:

Just give me some bouncing cavewoman titties and I'll be happy!

[Number-41]

I don't have Rust and this thread confuses me

[GC_Stealth]

Number-41 posted:

I don't have Rust and this thread confuses me

Maybe this will help. Taken straight from the steam page "Contains violence and caveman themed nudity."

[PeXx]

more wiggly penis to the people!!

[DrunkPunk]

I've been saying this for months! We have grass physics, and that hasn't been around nearly as long.

[produno]

LOL. What kind of homo thread is this? If you wanna look at lifelike dicks go google it. I think the game has other priorities than turning it into soft porn..

[Skrill Cosby]

produno posted:

LOL. What kind of homo thread is this? If you wanna look at lifelike dicks go google it. I think the game has other priorities than turning it into soft porn..

If you do not like the idea. Please dont feel the need to flame.

[produno]

Skrill Cosby posted:

If you do not like the idea. Please dont feel the need to flame.

Im not flaming, im voicing my opinion on the subject posted.

When Garry posted 'do whatever you want' im not sure that included soft core porn on an island full of naked men, though i could be wrong o0.

[jonnymad]

My vote is no, not on the grounds of being both disgusting and disturbing (though that is part of it,) but the fact that it is purely aesthetic. It serves no purpose other than being a wobbly penis. The devs have better things to do than program genital physics. Besides, rust is meant to be a rather serious survival game, if the only reason you have to add it in is realism and "it is funny," then that gives me more reason to disagree. Now tear me apart if you will.

[Skrill Cosby]

produno posted:

Im not flaming, im voicing my opinion on the subject posted.

In a rude tone that is, This is just as worse as saying "no offense" then saying some random bullshit im gonna stop spamming up this thread and let some productive and normal people state their opinions. Thank you!

[Rued302]

jonnymad posted:

My vote is no, not on the grounds of being both disgusting and disturbing (though that is part of it,) but the fact that it is purely aesthetic. It serves no purpose other than being a wobbly penis. The devs have better things to do than program genital physics. Besides, rust is meant to be a rather serious survival game, if the only reason you have to add it in is realism and "it is funny," then that gives me more reason to disagree. Now tear me apart if you will.

Coming from a gay man, I agree

Edited:

Has there been talk about allowing female characters as an option?

[jonnymad]

Rued302 posted:

Coming from a gay man, I agree

Edited:

Has there been talk about allowing female characters as an option?

It's okay to be gay in a subtle way~ and yes, female characters have been confirmed.

[Wolflover79]

Guys your priorities are all wrong, we need female character models first!

[produno]

Skrill Cosby posted:

In a rude tone that is, This is just as worse as saying "no offense" then saying some random bullshit im gonna stop spamming up this thread and let some productive and normal people state their opinions. Thank you!

How is it rude? You guys want real penis physics..in a game? I find that a little queer. Having nude men run around in the buff is funny, but having someones lifelike testicles in your face when hudling up round a fire is not something i wanna look at, and if i did want to look a life like testicals i would use the already many sources freely available on the net. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

And just to be clear, i have nothing against gay people but theirs a time and a place. If you want that kind of thing go play that env man thing or whatever its called.

[Skrill Cosby]

jonnymad posted:

My vote is no, not on the grounds of being both disgusting and disturbing (though that is part of it,) but the fact that it is purely aesthetic. It serves no purpose other than being a wobbly penis. The devs have better things to do than program genital physics. Besides, rust is meant to be a rather serious survival game, if the only reason you have to add it in is realism and "it is funny," then that gives me more reason to disagree. Now tear me apart if you will.

Steps on how to remove the penis model from rust
1) Start up Rust
2)Go to console
3)type in censor.nudity true

[J!NX]

customizable penis size + penis physics plz

Edited:

jonnymad posted:

My vote is no, not on the grounds of being both disgusting and disturbing (though that is part of it,) but the fact that it is purely aesthetic. It serves no purpose other than being a wobbly penis. The devs have better things to do than program genital physics. Besides, rust is meant to be a rather serious survival game, if the only reason you have to add it in is realism and "it is funny," then that gives me more reason to disagree. Now tear me apart if you will.

so why are you so insecure about your sexuality?

it's just a little cock man!

[Snapster]

jiggle bones plox!

[jonnymad]

J!NX posted:

customizable penis size + penis physics plz

"Hey guys look at me, I'm hung like a horse" *whips out dick that hangs to the ground and curls up like a firehose at his feet* "I gotta drag this fucker around while I walk, I use it to strangle my prey."

And to your edit, I am not insecure, I just think it is useless since devs have better things to work on than programming penis wobbling...

[J!NX]

jonnymad posted:

"Hey guys look at me, I'm hung like a horse" *whips out dick that hangs to the ground and curls up like a firehose at his feet* "I gotta drag this fucker around while I walk, I use it to strangle my prey."

dick weapon

[Wolflover79]

J!NX posted:

dick weapon

Fuck yes! attach a knife to that fucker.

[jonnymad]

J!NX posted:

dick weapon

No, this is a dick weapon...

[produno]

I guess radioactive spunk will be next... :)

[jonnymad]

Skrill Cosby posted:

Steps on how to remove the penis model from rust
1) Start up Rust
2)Go to console
3)type in censor.nudity true

I know how to censor it, that was NOT my argument though, my argument is that it is useless in the long run.

[Supa Mario]

Skrill Cosby posted:

Aren't you just sick of looking at that horrible penis model on your body that stays still no matter. Maybe we should have Penis Physics. Basically when you sprint or jump your thing would wobble up and down and stuff. If you do not like this idea then just keep censorship on.

Your wiener should also be erect at times.

For instance, when you find a corpse on the ground or meet a new player.

It'll make PvP interactions more... sexual.