This kind of thread is fairly common. You should specify what you're thinking of doing and how you're going to reward (or not) said help you're asking for - and, most importantly, you should give people a reason to care, especially when you're clearly intent on looking for someone to boss around, without giving away any creative control.
Fair point. I knew when making this thread that what I was asking for is ridiculous, but I took a chance anyway. For future readers, there is no material reward and no blatant reason to care.
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So you don't want people that can animate but don't enjoy it?
I can animate just fine, but I do not enjoy it. As much as I'd adore more of me's running around, I don't think they'd be helpful in this regard.