1. Post #1
    AEXXI's Avatar
    July 2013
    21 Posts
    So me and my buddy were working hard on our little establishment we had going in our hanger, and all was going great. We had our furnaces up, workbench everything was well and we had weapons to defend ourselves. We had 2 naked people run in from the back of a open hole in our hangar and take our shit claiming they needed food. Well we gave them food and they went on there way. Little did we know they were making there own guns in our furnace and one of them got a pistol. Well when I came back from a hunting trip, one of those naked little bastards shot me and the other beat me to death with a rock... Now those little bastards have 2 pistols and a shotgun. Great.

    Lesson learned? See a naked claiming he needs food near or in your base, take care of the problem right there.

    If you want to team up with someone, teamup with naked people as naked people that is the way to do it.
    DONT RISK YOU SUPPLY TO NAKED BASTARDS trying to hide your shit from hackers is hard enough as it is now you have to worry about penis danglers that want your shit.

    Good luck out there.
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  2. Post #2

    October 2013
    24 Posts
    i got robbed by a penis dangler yesterday he pulled a pistol on me and demanded my rad shirt :P well i rolled over cause i had alot of other stuff i wanted to keep, he changed his mind tho and traded me a 9mm pistol and ammo so in the end it was more a forced trade lol, then i stumbled over a friendly who wanted to trade and he had an extra radshirt i could trade for the gun! haha so no t much damage done

    :P
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  3. Post #3

    September 2013
    174 Posts
    Give them food, but letting them enter your house was your own fault.
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  4. Post #4

    August 2013
    104 Posts
    If I give naked guy food, I usually tell them to back up so far back so if they try anything I have time to react
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  5. Post #5
    Seriously? Really?
    Minny's Avatar
    October 2013
    483 Posts
    i got robbed by a penis dangler yesterday
    Zombie = "Walker"
    Naked = "Penis Dangler"
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