1. Post #1

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    I've gotta admit.. the junk hanging out on all the new spawns was cracking me up the first few hours of gameplay..
    I bought my key yesterday and its starting to get really creepy when I see hordes of naked dudes with tiny junk running towards the airdrops with hatchets.. Hahaha I dunno maybe just like a leaf or something.
    Yesterday I found 2 naked dudes in the woods playing a song about sunset while the sun was setting (Here). It was funny at first, but a minute or two of listening.. I started to become a bit scared. Soon I found myself running for my life as they watched my bare ass scrape into the foilage.

    thoughts?
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  2. Post #2
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    March 2013
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    Underwear will be a 10$ DLC.
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  3. Post #3

    June 2013
    89 Posts
    I like to think the naked aspect helps keeping the little kids away.
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  4. Post #4

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    I like to think the naked aspect helps keeping the little kids away.
    I mean the least that Gary could do would be to be able to pick a gender.. For you know... Variation..
    It would be more realistic, having women implemented onto an island where there are only naked dudes running around with stones lol
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  5. Post #5
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    September 2012
    7 Posts
    I mean, its not that creepy unless.................

    I think its different and I'm pretty indifferent about it, although I would like to know the back story as to why everyone is naked. Are we all clones or did a nuclear explosion destroy all our underpants?
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  6. Post #6

    October 2013
    40 Posts
    I think the backstory goes something like this:

    It's an alpha "game". Right now its just a bunch of components working together in an engine to test everything out. Be happy you're not a bunch of Rectangles running around. ;)

    "This is in very early public development. Everything will change. Beware."
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  7. Post #7
    Var
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    September 2013
    216 Posts
    You aren't very secure with your sexuality bud, if you are worried about some dongs in a videogame... You need to quit looking if your that worried.
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  8. Post #8

    July 2013
    69 Posts
    Nothing covered atleast until there are female avatars in the game PLEASE!! once that gets old then ill gladly pay for DLC..

    the thought of fapping off to an ESCO female sounds so rewarding LOL
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  9. Post #9

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    ...Be happy you're not a bunch of Rectangles running around. ;)

    "This is in very early public development. Everything will change. Beware."
    Right, tell me if I am wrong, but even earlier in development, the spawns had clothes on right? Like in those early psyindicate or frankie videos

    I dont know from firsthand experience, because like I said I just bought it yesterday
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  10. Post #10

    June 2013
    227 Posts
    I totally agree with the naked aspect of the game, however I feel that they should add some sort of option to have towelling round the waist
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  11. Post #11

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    You aren't very secure with your sexuality bud, if you are worried about some dongs in a videogame... You need to quit looking if your that worried.
    No.. I just don't want to see a bunch of dudes dicks flopping around while Im shooting them with a bow..
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  12. Post #12
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    No.. I just don't want to see a bunch of dudes dicks flopping around while Im shooting them with a bow..
    Nudity isn't going away because you're uncomfortable.
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  13. Post #13

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    Nudity isn't going away because you're uncomfortable.
    Meh. I guess it satisfies some people
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    September 2012
    7 Posts
    @Donbaloo

    It doesn't matter if its an alpha product, It would be nice to know the lore, so that we could understand the design choices, you know kind of like most Indie studios do. When working on these types of products. i.e. Star Citizen, Origins Of Malu, The Dead Linger, Starlight Inception, and the list goes on.

    I agree with OP to an extent it is strange, if there is no reason or lore supporting it......even if it is an alpha product it would be nice to know these things, its part of the process.
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  15. Post #15
    Var
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    September 2013
    216 Posts
    No.. I just don't want to see a bunch of dudes dicks flopping around while Im shooting them with a bow..
    They don't flop....yet.
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  16. Post #16

    June 2013
    89 Posts
    I mean the least that Gary could do would be to be able to pick a gender.. For you know... Variation..
    It would be more realistic, having women implemented onto an island where there are only naked dudes running around with stones lol

    This I do agree with, although it might lead to some of the minors harassing women.
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  17. Post #17
    Var
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    September 2013
    216 Posts
    This I do agree with, although it might lead to some of the minors harassing women.
    You guys are so annoying. All you want to see are some tits.... This is the internet get that somewhere else. my god.
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  18. Post #18
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    September 2013
    301 Posts
    OH MI GOD!

    Don't you have better stuff to bitch about!?

    I always try to be nice, but this... it complete bullsht!

    Just because you can't "handle" some pieces of junks they are going to put some towels?

    Go put some brains and maturity upstairs instead of looking downstairs!!!

    Don't waste your time and ours please.
    Special cheers! C===3
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  19. Post #19
    Var
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    September 2013
    216 Posts
    OH MI GOD!

    Don't you have better stuff to bitch about!?

    I always try to be nice, but this... it complete bullsht!

    Just because you can't "handle" some pieces of junks they are going to put some towels?

    Go put some brains and maturity upstairs instead of looking downstairs!!!

    Don't waste your time and ours please.
    Special cheers! C===3
    Fo realsies!
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  20. Post #20
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    make junks bigger and add jiggle phisics to them instead

    Edited:

    big dick customization item DLC 15$
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  21. Post #21

    June 2013
    89 Posts
    You guys are so annoying. All you want to see are some tits.... This is the internet get that somewhere else. my god.
    So male genitalia are okay to show, but female are not?

    In all honesty, I don't even care about watching naked pixel chicks, I'm past that age.
    My comment was about the fact that players, in my opinion, should be able to choose their gender.
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  22. Post #22

    July 2013
    69 Posts
    make junks bigger and add jiggle phisics to them instead

    Edited:

    big dick customization item DLC 15$
    Jiggle physics DLC ( for ALPHA Testers Only)

    this way we know who the real Chingon's are...
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  23. Post #23

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    You guys are so annoying. All you want to see are some tits.... This is the internet get that somewhere else. my god.
    I know that it is Alpha and its bound to change. But I would like to be able to choose a gender. I'm not immature, uncomfortable with my sexuality, or anything of the sort, I just think its unnecessary to have bare ass dudes running around. Its kind of strange as to why everyone would be naked, I just think that if it were a post apocolyptic time period at least some people would have rags on.
    Like people were saying, it would be interesting to know the reasoning/lore behind the game
    It's like rust is some sort of Post apocolyptic nudist colony

  24. Post #24

    October 2013
    52 Posts
    i would love a female character! Running arround with my tits out, running into guys with their junk out! Perfect adam&eve story ;D
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  25. Post #25

    October 2013
    2 Posts
    Was it perhaps... THIS SONG?

  26. Post #26

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    Was it perhaps... THIS SONG?
    Lol wtf were you doing chilling with that dude in the woods man, you were creeping me out hahaha

  27. Post #27

    October 2013
    2 Posts
    Lol wtf were you doing chilling with that dude in the woods man, you were creeping me out hahaha
    Just protecting the afk guy. I think it was quite fitting that tune came on right as the sunset. Didn't mean to frighten you. :(

  28. Post #28
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    July 2013
    364 Posts
    Naked men gives me a boner
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  29. Post #29
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    Dunno, it doesn't really feel like there's a penis there. It barely flops around. It feels and looks like a lifeless limb rather than a vital organ of reproduction.
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  30. Post #30

    July 2013
    17 Posts
    The reason i want spawns to have clothing is not because it creeps me out, but because it does not make sense, when the apocalypse was starting, did everyone say "Fuck it" Tore off their clothing and went running around nude??? It makes no sense.
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  31. Post #31
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    July 2013
    529 Posts
    The reason i want spawns to have clothing is not because it creeps me out, but because it does not make sense, when the apocalypse was starting, did everyone say "Fuck it" Tore off their clothing and went running around nude??? It makes no sense.
    How are we supposed to know what happened before this? Maybe clothing was infected with a deadly disease, or maybe this is like predator where a bunch of random people got dropped of in a strange new land and have nothing for scientist to study what people would do? Who knows but right now you cant say "This makes no sense"
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  32. Post #32
    Last time garry responded to one of these, his response was "nope."

    Edit: rated dumb for mentioning that garry is not interested in changing the game because you're uncomfortable with human bodies. Okay.
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  33. Post #33

    September 2013
    50 Posts
    go in third person and rotate your camera forwards for a nice view up your characters rectum
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  34. Post #34

    October 2013
    8 Posts
    You aren't very secure with your sexuality bud, if you are worried about some dongs in a videogame... You need to quit looking if your that worried.
    LOL
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  35. Post #35
    Remember kids if your age is on the clock you are ready for the cock

    August 2013
    358 Posts
    If they added gender selection to the game all the keys would be gone by 12:01 AM
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  36. Post #36

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    Dunno, it doesn't really feel like there's a penis there. It barely flops around. It feels and looks like a lifeless limb rather than a vital organ of reproduction.
    Meh, I guess its all in good fun haha

  37. Post #37
    Var
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    September 2013
    216 Posts
    My 2 cents: This will never be added. Make armor and there ya go, not nude no mo. Adding women to the game is stupid, all that will cause is a bunch of 11 year olds being afk while they jerk to their friends female character. It's a survival game... This represents having absolutely nothing to start with.
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  38. Post #38

    October 2013
    37 Posts
    ..A survival game where there are no females to reproduce with? seems like a death sentence to me
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  39. Post #39
    Var
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    September 2013
    216 Posts
    ..A survival game where there are no females to reproduce with? seems like a death sentence to me
    I bet you are like 12.
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    I bet you are like 12.
    Are you going to ever post something constructive or are you just going to shit on people all day? Contribute to the conversation in some meaningful way or rate the post dumb and move on, please.
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