[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

-5 million swings per second
-Makes a zombie sound each time you swing it
-Plays a funky sound each time you get it out
-Sometimes turns into bandaid

Dear god pat I hope this never reaches the light of day.

[Ajax]

Ahahaha, you've got to love Pat for the little things.

Y'know. As well as the whole game and everything...

[VanValdenburg]

i got killed by a hatched miles away but i think that was a hacker.
This uber hatchet is really funny, he had to do it just because he can XD

[InsaneParrot]

I remember one time when someone killed Pat when he had an uber hatchet, didn't go good for me.

[VanValdenburg]

Ajax posted:

Ahahaha, you've got to love Pat for the little things.

Y'know. As well as the whole game and everything...

Tried to PM you but you got private messaging disabled.

[Ajax]

VanValdenburg posted:

Tried to PM you but you got private messaging disabled.

Thank you for alerting me to that, I've fixed it.

ALL MAY NOW MESSAGE ME!

On a side note, has anyone else been spawned unusual items by admins?