1. Post #1
    Hello, my name is Penis. Please refer to me as such. I'm totally cool with it.
    SPESSMEHREN's Avatar
    November 2009
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    A large billboard along the Massachusetts Turnpike, advertising a Catholic radio station, was allegedly defaced by vandals last week, according to the manager of the talk show promoting their services.
    Source: Boston Magazine
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  2. Post #2
    Whibble's Avatar
    December 2009
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    Oh man. The classiest of all vandalism.
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  3. Post #3
    itty-bitty pretty kitty
    supersnail11's Avatar
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    Someone was dedicated.
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    May 2009
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    I was expecting a huge cock and balls, but this is just brilliant.
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  5. Post #5
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    December 2008
    426 Posts
    Saw this billboard the other day.

    Spessmehren, I will find you.
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  6. Post #6
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    August 2005
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    Instantly reminds me of this:

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  7. Post #7
    I like the news
    Dennab
    July 2009
    3,373 Posts
    That's hilarious.

    “This act of vandalism was certainly not a prank. It should cause us to reflect on the subtle and not-so-subtle ways that hostility is increasing against the practice of faith and against religious expression,”
    this attack will not go unpunished!!!!!1111
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  8. Post #8
    SCREAMS 4 DA FURRY PORN
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    Sorry for being dumb but I don't get it
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    itty-bitty pretty kitty
    supersnail11's Avatar
    September 2008
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    Sorry for being dumb but I don't get it
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  10. Post #10
    dai
    "arte"
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    February 2006
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    I could see that being a comical ad put out by a light hearted christian group anyways
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    I wouldn't say the billboard has been defaced, considering it looks like they simply covered the words with a banner or something else easily removable.
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  12. Post #12
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    July 2011
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    if this was an atheist billboard i bet more facepunchers would be mad.
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  13. Post #13
    SCREAMS 4 DA FURRY PORN
    RobbL's Avatar
    December 2011
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    But pork is red meat
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  14. Post #14
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    if this was an atheist billboard i bet more facepunchers would be mad.
    I dunno, depends on whether or not it was as creative as this
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  15. Post #15
    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
    AJisAwesome15's Avatar
    May 2011
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    if this was an atheist billboard i bet more facepunchers would be mad.
    you know, i try not to generalize, but this is true.
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  16. Post #16
    [EG] Pepper's Avatar
    August 2009
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    Reminds me of this
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    August 2010
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    I'll admit it's pretty well done but really guys, that's just childish.
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  18. Post #18
    Movie quote goes here, because...
    Dennab
    October 2008
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    if this was an atheist billboard i bet more facepunchers would be mad.
    You speak as if Atheism is a religious denomina-

    *stars and Stripes*
    *stops trying to reason*
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  19. Post #19
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    June 2006
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    I'm not really sure I get the point... is god like pork? or what. It's funny but doesn't make sense, at least to me.

  20. Post #20
    Wet Birds
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    September 2005
    7,781 Posts
    it's funny because they ritualistically eat the blood and flesh of their savior, which is also at the same time one of the many forms of their god
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    September 2011
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    I'm not really sure I get the point... is god like pork? or what. It's funny but doesn't make sense, at least to me.
    God is White
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  22. Post #22
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    October 2008
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    Man I feel euphoric reading that. Bet the guy who did it is a true Sir with a classy fedora.
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  23. Post #23
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    You speak as if Atheism is a religious denomina-

    *stars and Stripes*
    *stops trying to reason*
    Haha, what?
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  24. Post #24
    dai
    "arte"
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    February 2006
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    Reminds me of this
    I'm not sure how some dipwag adding a banner to a billboard is anything like two street art legends painting over each other's stuff

    if this was an atheist billboard i bet more facepunchers would be mad.
    the fuck is an atheist billboard

    "Have you tried not God?"

    actually, looking it up it seems most atheism advertisements are like "why believe in god? Just be good" or "there's probably no god, just go enjoy your life" kind of things, aka "you don't need to be religious to be a good person, stop wasting your time rationalizing and just lead a good life". If someone vandalized those it'd be a huge irony on the 'don't be an asshole' card, so unless they found something clever to do, yeah people would get more angry than at this little board getting a change (with a temporary banner) that doesn't attack anybody

    vandalism related to political or personal beliefs in any form is dumb, even if it's clever. You're not helping your own case by smearing someone else's
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  25. Post #25
    SJW 4 lyfe
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    December 2009
    6,813 Posts
    Haha, what?
    It's the latest in a series of famously awful posts by Bomimo
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  26. Post #26
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    OH come on, I'm Christian and I think its clever. I'd be annoyed that it no longer shows the radio station, but its clever regardless.
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    Man I feel euphoric reading that. Bet the guy who did it is a true Sir with a classy fedora.
    There is no such thing as a classy fedora
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  28. Post #28
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    October 2007
    609 Posts
    There is no such thing as a classy fedora
    I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.
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  29. Post #29
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    January 2007
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    OH come on, I'm Christian and I think its clever. I'd be annoyed that it no longer shows the radio station, but its clever regardless.
    They should have added it as a subtitle underneath the radio station number.
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    January 2007
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    Man I feel euphoric reading that. Bet the guy who did it is a true Sir with a classy fedora.
    dunno about yall but I am L O L ing at this masterclass in humour
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  31. Post #31
    Dennab
    July 2013
    102 Posts
    God is White
    nope, God is everything and everyone

    every atheist criticism of God stems from their hatred of Christianity, they don't bother looking at the bigger picture.
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  32. Post #32
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    February 2010
    8,867 Posts
    You speak as if Atheism is a religious denomina-

    *stars and Stripes*
    *stops trying to reason*
    Are you seriously saying what I think you're saying.
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    August 2009
    3,930 Posts
    You speak as if Atheism is a religious denomina-

    *stars and Stripes*
    *stops trying to reason*
    so you're going to ignore his post just because he's from america
    you sound like a jerk
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    444 Posts
    I came in here expecting something dumb, but left with a hearty laugh.
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  35. Post #35
    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
    AJisAwesome15's Avatar
    May 2011
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    You speak as if Atheism is a religious denomina-

    *stars and Stripes*
    *stops trying to reason*
    excellent post, i'm really looking forward to reading more
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  36. Post #36
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    August 2009
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    I guess religion really does bring out the idiots in us all.

    edit: As in, the people bitching about useless bullshit, according to this thread. Dumb ratings everywhere, because people dis-agree with each other. Can't you guys just move on?
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  37. Post #37
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    May 2007
    674 Posts
    Reminds me of this
    how in the fuck is that even similar
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  38. Post #38
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    September 2007
    3,106 Posts
    nope, God is everything and everyone

    every atheist criticism of God stems from their hatred of Christianity, they don't bother looking at the bigger picture.
    My criticisms come from the fact that god doesn't exist. And if god does exist fuck that guy he's a dick.
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  39. Post #39
    Dennab
    July 2013
    102 Posts
    My criticisms come from the fact that god doesn't exist. And if god does exist fuck that guy he's a dick.
    who says God is a guy or fits whatever anthropomorphic ideas that were fed to you by Christian dogma?

    i'm saying that God encompasses everything and you and i are simply two of infinite perspectives God has on the universe.
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  40. Post #40
    zakedodead's Avatar
    September 2007
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    who says God is a guy or fits whatever anthropomorphic ideas that were fed to you by Christian dogma?
    Ok, let me redefine: If there is a god-like entity that can still actively change shit and is omnipotent/omniscient, that entity is a dick.

    And don't try pulling that "LOLOL EVERYONE BELIVES IN GOD THE BIG BANG WAS GOD" shit that alot of creationists try to do.
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