1. Post #1
    patrikozo's Avatar
    July 2013
    158 Posts
    So randomly this guy added me on skype, so i added him to see wtf he wants, this was the short convo:
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  2. Post #2
    Resident News Bot
    wickedplayer494's Avatar
    April 2011
    12,604 Posts
    Someone actually bothered going through your profile to find your Skype account?

    "If i want you are ban skype for insulte"

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  3. Post #3
    Gold Member
    dkfd3vil's Avatar
    June 2013
    79 Posts
    What the flying F
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  4. Post #4
    patrikozo's Avatar
    July 2013
    158 Posts
    Someone actually bothered going through your profile to find your Skype account?

    "If i want you are ban skype for insulte"

    I just dont understand some people, lol
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  5. Post #5
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    20,067 Posts
    i am a anonymous

    Edited:

    we are not forgive

    probably forgot

    extrude us
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  6. Post #6
    Resident News Bot
    wickedplayer494's Avatar
    April 2011
    12,604 Posts
    I just dont understand some people, lol
    You should've just linked him to some shock site (which is what I would've done).
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  7. Post #7

    July 2013
    9 Posts
    its only a matter of time before he sees this and tries to bitch you out lol
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  8. Post #8

    July 2013
    18 Posts
    Guys obviously the French need keys. They need to build the Eiffel tower and such just to surrender when trouble comes their way.
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  9. Post #9
    Killed postal with a fart once.
    gk99's Avatar
    December 2007
    10,038 Posts
    Guys obviously the French need keys. They need to build the Eiffel tower and such just to surrender when trouble comes their way.
    An Eiffel tower made in Rust would actually be pretty cool.
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  10. Post #10
    Rockeiro123's Avatar
    September 2012
    3,780 Posts
    I'm surprised he didn't surrender from the conversation sooner.
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  11. Post #11

    July 2013
    9 Posts
    WTF ? i'm french and i'm not begging a key in adding you on skype. So please don't think french people are retards PLEASE.

    I'm french and i'm JUST WAITING ! Oh and i learned english at school and enjoy to try speaking english with ramdom people in some online games and i hope i'm better than this little kid.

    Thanks.
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  12. Post #12
    Fosax's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,227 Posts
    WTF ? i'm french and i'm not begging a key in adding you on skype. So please don't think french people are retards PLEASE.
    No shit.
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  13. Post #13
    16bit's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,200 Posts
    Br? br? HUAHUAEHUAEUHAEUHAUHAEUHAEUHAEUH GIB KEY OR I REPOT U HUEAHUAEUHAEUHAE
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  14. Post #14
    BRS
    BRS's Avatar
    June 2013
    1,111 Posts
    rust keys make a man go crazy
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  15. Post #15
    SgtSquintEyes's Avatar
    July 2013
    49 Posts
    People these days.
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  16. Post #16

    July 2013
    10 Posts
    [QUOTE=patrikozo;41641687]So randomly this guy added me on skype, so i added him to see wtf he wants, this was the short convo:
    Lol 'please don't hack my computer" got me xD
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  17. Post #17
    BFG9000's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,403 Posts
    I'm still getting requests and comments on my profiles as a result of my "trading rust key for Ghastly Gibus" joke thread, but this is just hilarious
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  18. Post #18
    Sockem's Avatar
    June 2013
    580 Posts
    who do these guys think they are!?
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  19. Post #19
    The best headhumper of the galaxy.
    RockmanYoshi's Avatar
    January 2012
    3,126 Posts
    Some people have messaged me to give them a key because I'm gold and apparently I have 'access to all keys"
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  20. Post #20
    I made a post in a key beggar thread that basically said "I have my last keys right here for giving", and asked them to rate me friendly and reply to my post for a key. Immediately, some key noob PM'd me asking for the key.
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  21. Post #21
    PM ME FOR /TWO\ RUST KEYS!!
    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
    6,203 Posts
    i know how you feel OP
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  22. Post #22
    "Please don't hack my computer"

    I fucking died
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  23. Post #23
    Gold Member
    -n3o-'s Avatar
    November 2009
    5,754 Posts
    I don't understand why people are so god damn desperate for a key. Just shit yo ass down and wait.
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  24. Post #24
    DoodleNoodle's Avatar
    July 2013
    73 Posts
    Beggars new level of asking for stuff.....but really who would even do such thing?! waste time even when you know you wont get it.
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  25. Post #25
    I don't understand why people are so god damn desperate for a key. Just shit yo ass down and wait.
    "Little kid on Christmas eve" syndrome + Garry's involved so clearly it must be a DayZ+Minecraft+GMod hybrid that's going to be more awesome than all three and a blowjob (which they may or may not have experienced yet) put together. The fact that the hype and reality aren't even in the same city as each other doesn't matter to them. They won't even read the title of the sticky, why would they let that phase 'em?
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  26. Post #26
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,859 Posts
    some dude 2 weeks ago wanted my key and i told him to fuck off



    i just noticed this on my YT profile today
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  27. Post #27
    some dude 2 weeks ago wanted my key and i told him to fuck off



    i just noticed this on my YT profile today
    I'm sorry to hear about your cancer and I hope you get well soon.
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  28. Post #28
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,859 Posts
    oh and some dude added me earlier and said "HELLO YOU PLAY RUST?"

    they are migrating to steam, help me
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  29. Post #29
    Brismo's Avatar
    June 2013
    249 Posts
    Use the email he signed up to skype with, and subscribe him to BBW and Gay porn......
    Amongst other things ;)

    Edited:

    oh and some dude added me earlier and said "HELLO YOU PLAY RUST?"

    they are migrating to steam, help me
    Remove the link to your steam account then.
    Or just put up with the random adds...
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  30. Post #30

    April 2011
    76 Posts
    I think Rust should do a spelling and grammatical check the first time you launch it.

    And while we're at it lets do that for the forums as well.
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  31. Post #31

    July 2013
    10 Posts
    Just keep the hype up for Rust. If we keep are excitement for it the game will seem even better.
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  32. Post #32
    I don't understand why people are so god damn desperate for a key. Just shit yo ass down and wait.
    I don't want to shit my ass down

    please don't make me shit my ass down

    I don't wanna X_X

    Edited:

    oh and some dude added me earlier and said "HELLO YOU PLAY RUST?"

    they are migrating to steam, help me
    get this

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  33. Post #33
    Nukefuzz's Avatar
    April 2011
    540 Posts
    if i had a title that said "free rust keys add me on steam" i would make sure to post any conversations

    i would have many merry conversations
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  34. Post #34
    Fight for justice, fight for Manning and Snowden.
    Persious's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,612 Posts
    Him: "Slovenia is a country for poor people"
    You: "Poor people with rust keys"

    I seriously pissed myself there :>
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  35. Post #35
    Papers, Please King
    Mage Assassin's Avatar
    July 2013
    17 Posts
    This is just horrible.
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  36. Post #36

    July 2013
    45 Posts
    oh and some dude added me earlier and said "HELLO YOU PLAY RUST?"

    they are migrating to steam, help me
    its a virus spreading really fast... soon they going to be on your facebokk,twitter and other social networks just to spam for rust key's ...
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  37. Post #37

    July 2013
    2 Posts
    you are from slovenia? :D
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  38. Post #38
    patrikozo's Avatar
    July 2013
    158 Posts
    you are from slovenia? :D
    Well it says so on my flag under my avatar, so does yours ;)
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  39. Post #39

    July 2013
    6 Posts
    Guess Recto was going for this


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