1. Post #81
    Isn't garry just funding the game? like so the nakedness wasn't really his idea?
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  2. Post #82
    rovar's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,724 Posts
    I hope there is a size slider like in saints row 3. Have a penis so large or small it causes graphical errors or looks like a second belly button.
    I'm going to have it so at night, when you're running around with a flare, you'll see my penis before you see me. It'll be that long.

    My penis will have a name over it's head instead of my head. I'll be able to cock slap someone before they can hatchet me.

    When you look at my fantastic dong, you'll hope I will spare you mercy.
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  3. Post #83
    I'm going to have it so at night, when you're running around with a flare, you'll see my penis before you see me. It'll be that long.

    My penis will have a name over it's head instead of my head. I'll be able to cock slap someone before they can hatchet me.

    When you look at my fantastic dong, you'll hope I will spare you mercy.
    So large, it'll be visible in any promo screenshots the devs try and take, if you're online, requiring them to use debug tools to make your mesh invisible.
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  4. Post #84
    Sprockethead's Avatar
    November 2012
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    This underdog character is quite the moody missy today.
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  5. Post #85
    Disregard that, I suck cocks.

    July 2013
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    Woooooo that would make the game 18+, meaning that im gonne report every little kid i can find on streams. Hope they will get VOIP ingame as well
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  6. Post #86
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,859 Posts
    Woooooo that would make the game 18+, meaning that im gonne report every little kid i can find on streams. Hope they will get VOIP ingame as well
    im pretty sure if a game has tits, dick, ect its fine as long as they aren't engaged in sexual activities. Look at youtube, tits and dicks and shit are fine as long as it not for sexual gratification.

    If they are playing with themselves it'd be removed most likely, but dancing naked or some shit is fine with youtube. I'm fairly certain twitch.tv won't mind if theres a flacid penis in a video game, lmfao.
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  7. Post #87
    Spectre1406's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,306 Posts
    What does OP know about Flintstones? None of them are actually naked.
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  8. Post #88

    July 2013
    104 Posts
    Make it so that you can touch penises (Together and with your hand...) and they will become erect.
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  9. Post #89

    April 2012
    21 Posts
    i bet garry is gonna yolo it and add this in
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  10. Post #90
    barkin1's Avatar
    June 2013
    80 Posts
    Im no weather man but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
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  11. Post #91
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    August 2005
    4,873 Posts
    Penis size needs to increase the longer you are alive.
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  12. Post #92
    Xanbunny's Avatar
    July 2013
    120 Posts
    Penis size needs to increase the longer you are alive.
    "Server crashed due to over-sized penis"
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  13. Post #93

    July 2013
    11 Posts
    could penis customization be a thing
    If so I'd make mines hot pink steel and have a hydraulic system built in for max penetration. Also a radio of course to enjoy the ride...

    Edited:

    im pretty sure if a game has tits, dick, ect its fine as long as they aren't engaged in sexual activities. Look at youtube, tits and dicks and shit are fine as long as it not for sexual gratification.

    If they are playing with themselves it'd be removed most likely, but dancing naked or some shit is fine with youtube. I'm fairly certain twitch.tv won't mind if theres a flacid penis in a video game, lmfao.
    What if someone kills me and teabags my face....then what?
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  14. Post #94
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    November 2011
    3,911 Posts
    Penises should be the way to tell bandits from non bandits. Length decided by Bandit or not and ball size depending on K/D. The more the bandit, the smaller the gnads.
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  15. Post #95
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    September 2012
    512 Posts
    Penises should be the way to tell bandits from non bandits. Length decided by Bandit or not and ball size depending on K/D. The more the bandit, the smaller the gnads.
    What if someone gets constantly raided and he has to kill to survive?
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  16. Post #96

    January 2012
    129 Posts
    What if someone gets constantly raided and he has to kill to survive?
    In that case, one must keep their weapons --

    *Sunglasses on*

    -- cocked.
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  17. Post #97
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    September 2011
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    Willy Wars
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  18. Post #98

    January 2012
    129 Posts
    could penis customization be a thing
    "Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it"

    What the actual fuck brain?
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  19. Post #99
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    August 2005
    7,995 Posts
    You clearly do not understand the concept of survival if you really think you don't have to make your own clothes in a post-apocalyptic setting.
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  20. Post #100
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    June 2013
    311 Posts
    One more thing, it is a fucking game. For all we know it could take place on a different planet, or on Earth where the South Pole is the North Pole, and the North Pole is the South Pole. Heck it could even take place where Guns are plants, and this is the beginning of Earth. Anything goes, this game does not need to have clothes due to Modern times wearing clothes, all of the characters (not users) could be nudists, and the infection started with clothing, which is why the zombies wear clothes in the game.

    Plus an option for censoring out a Penis? Seriously? It is a fucking Penis, every single male has one and you see them every day when you take a piss, or use a Urinal when other people are around. I hope they do make it so you are Nude, it'll keep people like you (and Kids) away from the game which would be great (Mainly Kids leaving).

    So either don't play the game, or just play it and don't stare at the Willies.
    lol you peek while at the urinals.
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  21. Post #101

    July 2013
    8 Posts
    Willy Wars
    Willy Wonka OP
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  22. Post #102
    I eat your tears
    Dennab
    May 2006
    497 Posts
    The last thing Rust needs is more dicks and pussies.














    But in all seriousness, I'm all for this.

    Edited:

    Isn't garry just funding the game? like so the nakedness wasn't really his idea?
    I'm pretty sure it'd have to go through Garry anyway, considering Garry is the boss of Facepunch Studios and Facepunch Studios is making the game.
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  23. Post #103

    June 2013
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  24. Post #104
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  25. Post #105
    Funnyjunk, hiss! (Also, oh lol, the irony of putting a hotlinker-leech image on FJ.)
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  26. Post #106
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    Electrocuter's Avatar
    December 2005
    6,616 Posts
    I know that some people will agree and some people will disagree and Garry himself...
    Not a single agree on the OP after a day
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  27. Post #107
    Dog
    What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a dick?
    Dog's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,769 Posts
    I know that some people will agree and some people will disagree and Garry himself...

    So Garry(you) is(are) planning and implementing for players to spawn naked, that is kinda original even though that will skyrocket this game to mature rating and possible bans because of nudity and it is not realistic for the setting of Rust. Rust is set in modern day world that had an apocalypse thus players in Rust are in post-apocalypse world thus it is not possible to see an white middle aged man running naked with an axe since remains of pre-apocalypse modern world did not vanished and rotten away, so they are basically there.

    Also how a man even going primitive/primal would ever forgot about clothes at all, it is very doubtful that an modern man after this mega disaster would allow knowledge of the now old world in rust to be forgotten since survival of the man depends on those knowledge.

    Lets take for example UFO series from Altar Games...

    UFO:Aftermath - aliens arrived and goverments on earth try to contact them, in the meanwhile aliens don't respond and release spores that after several weeks rain down and kill most lifeforms on earths while byproducts of spores are some lifeforms that became monsters/mutants/mutagents. There are not much left of human civilizations, rogue militias and gangs, various sects and the factions that increase their influence and try to fend off alien invasion. They scanvenge for weapons and resources, they research and do reverse engineering to manufacture needed items... In the end they defeated the blob or better to say the mass.

    UFO:Aftershock - Humans agreed to give up the planet for the safety of so little humanity that was left, not everyone could be transported to Mars or be transfered to an alien orbital space station Laputa controlled by Council Of Earth. After sometime disorder and chaos reigned after residents of Laputa find out that COE did not know how to fix/repair Laputa, riots started and Laputa's engine was damaged. People fleed the space station thanks to unused alien space pods and arrived on seemingly abandoned alien orbital station, they recaptured it and started to establish its self on Earth. Finding out that Aliens went primitive after some event on Earth, local humans asked for help to defeat local mutants. The Laputa crew aided them and found out about other distinct human groups that local humans call them monsters. So called "cyborgs" and "telepathic humans". It is kinda similar to previous, but more complex.

    UFO:Afterlight is not worth mentioning since it is radically different and being on Mars.

    My point in short it: Don't implement a naked crazed white man since its rather foolish and actually it would not scare you or anyone else as you hope so(in your fantasy).
    holy shit you were supposed to just tell him you wanted to not spawn naked what did you fucking do
    ufos and shit are you serious
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  28. Post #108
    rovar's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,724 Posts
    Well, I'm sure OP can cover his nudity with all the boxes he's acquired.
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  29. Post #109

    July 2013
    1 Posts
    lol
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  30. Post #110
    holy shit you were supposed to just tell him you wanted to not spawn naked what did you fucking do
    ufos and shit are you serious
    I don't even know how UFO:aftershit is slightly related to nudity in rust

    I think OP may be REALLY fucking PUI

    Edited:

    this is why you don't smoke sniff god damn lacquer thinner
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  31. Post #111


    Three days dungeon, I love it. OP could've managed this much better, but instead he had to handle it like a 12-year-old boy with insecurities about dick. I hope he likes my present, at least.
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  32. Post #112
    Dennab
    July 2013
    30 Posts
    Spawning naked would be awesome they could had clothes in towns and buildings or mabey ad a small town with a clothing store so that anyone that needs clothes could battle it out with there penises dangling around for clothes !
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