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bencool · 18th July 2013

It's funny how riled up people will get over one of those "key giveaway" jokes. Just move on and accept someone tricked you, don't be at each other's throats over something so trivial.

there is always a chance. but yes you are right when it's not real you need to live with it

**elixwhitetail** · 18th July 2013

bencool posted:

in his sentence was stated 'I'm lying' and I understand that! and dude please with trying you will not die...

I will give this man credit. He:
- wants a Rust key
- doesn't care how stupid he looks
- doesn't care if people laugh at him
- is willing to go along with intentional lies in the freak chance that the liar has a sudden burst of generosity and pulls a key out of his magic ass
- understands that this site is a waste of time anyway so he might as well spend his time on it pitching coins into the Rust key wishing well just in case

There is an admirable determination here, even if I'm still laughing about how many I hooked this time.

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

You do notice that what we are talking about (at least on the other page) has almost nothing to do with a rust key lottery?

**elixwhitetail** · 18th July 2013

Xanbunny posted:

You do notice that what we are talking about (at least on the other page) has almost nothing to do with a rust key lottery?

Call the thread police! Get the topic corrector rails!

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

Argonautt posted:

*drinks sauce and eats popcorn*

Wouldn't the sauce eating taste like shit? I mean who drinks a bottle of Barbecue sauce? (Actually I know one person but is pretty messed up. :P)

(Also guys I hope you don't ban me for spamming, if this is called spamming on this forum.)

bencool · 18th July 2013

Xanbunny posted:

You do notice that what we are talking about (at least on the other page) has almost nothing to do with a rust key lottery?

then let's start again with filling this pages with something that has to do with tis topic:
are there more keys win than 1?

**elixwhitetail** · 18th July 2013

Xanbunny posted:

Wouldn't the sauce eating taste like shit? I mean who drinks a bottle of Barbecue sauce? (Actually I know one person but is pretty messed up :P)

Fuck the thread police! Chuck those rails into the sea!

P.S. Welcome to fucking Facepunch, where we don't fucking censor ourselves like twelve-year-olds trying to be edgy.

bencool · 18th July 2013

elixwhitetail posted:

Fuck the thread police! Chuck those rails into the sea!

P.S. Welcome to fucking Facepunch, where we don't fucking censor ourselves like twelve-year-olds trying to be edgy.

lol

(User was permabanned for this post ("alt of benboypapa, no more alts" - postal))

EtherealJJ · 18th July 2013

Xanbunny posted:

You do notice that what we are talking about (at least on the other page) has almost nothing to do with a rust key lottery?

eh we have nothing really on topic to talk about without said lottery giving us a new update. Though im about to pass out so ill probably just try tomorrow if the sites working properly and this nice gentlemen still has keys (if he actually does)

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

elixwhitetail posted:

Fuck the thread police! Chuck those rails into the sea!

P.S. Welcome to fucking Facepunch, where we don't fucking censor ourselves like twelve-year-olds trying to be edgy.

Look out we have a BADASS over here

**elixwhitetail** · 18th July 2013

Xanbunny posted:

Look out we have a BADASS over here

Says the guy who wrote "sh**" and then edited his post when I called him out.

I'm amused that you rated my key post on the other page Friendly, but you couldn't follow the rest of the instructions properly.

I don't have any Rust keys, and I told you guys this immediately.

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

Ok then good for you :) its your problem

chris21pl · 18th July 2013

Everyone wants a rust key in this thread huh?

I'll be the first to break the ice then. I don't want a rust key.

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

chris21pl posted:

Everyone wants a rust key in this thread huh?

I'll be the first to break the ice then. I don't want a rust key.

WHY?

**bmatchett** · 18th July 2013

chris21pl posted:

Everyone wants a rust key in this thread huh?

I'll be the first to break the ice then. I don't want a rust key.

Ya i'm sure you don't you know only have 1 post joined this month, your obviously here for the community. (sarcastic and fed up with these under cover key beggars)

chris21pl · 18th July 2013

Xanbunny posted:

WHY?

You got to balance it out a bit, you know..

**bmatchett** · 18th July 2013

Zenreon117 posted:

Hello, future rust players!

So a few of the Goldmembers and I met up and threw together a bunch of spare rust keys that we didn't need. In order to avoid the whole "[Insert Massive Wall of Key Requests Here]", we have decided to distribute our couple dozen rust keys VIA luck! If you contact me for a key you will NOT get one.

With that out of the way, I present to you:

The Official Facepunch Key Distributor!

Follow the instructions on the webpage in order to try your luck! Don't be scared to try again either! We have tons of keys to go out! Every day we will add a new key to the Lottery so that people don't get doubles. I will be posting the names of the Key Winners in this OP.

Good Luck and Happy rusting!

The Confirmed Winner of the First Key is: Copopit!

When will this be back up? Been waiting for 9 hours refreshing every 30 minutes...

chris21pl · 18th July 2013

bmatchett posted:

When will this be back up? Been waiting for 9 hours refreshing every 30 minutes...

Waiting for 9 hours and refreshing every 30 minutes? Oh my goodness, someone give this kid a medal or better yet a rust key. What a professional! Now you have something to write down a your resume. Very Impressive

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

chris21pl posted:

Waiting for 9 hours and refreshing every 30 minutes? Oh my goodness, someone give this kid a medal or better yet a rust key. What a professional! Now you have something to write down a your resume. Very Impressive

I DID 8 HOURS, and did I get credit?

ALSO, this guy who is setting this whole thing up should mention were he comes from so we get a at least a small idea on when he will be on!

-still checking after about 20mins more-

Are all going to give up now?

OK GUYS I AM NOW CHECKING EVERY 3MINS...

-Ok I am going to keep updating this post every once and awhile to say that I am watching this for all my day (almost)-

SO DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN IT WILL BE UP? Also when it is up if I don't win then ;-; all my day wasted (almost ;P)

-it has been about 9 hours straight of my day watching this ever 3mins or so waiting for a key opportunity to spring up in my face on my screen. Gee I feel like I have no life ;-;-

-STILL AWAKE STILL CHECKING NOW EVERY 2MINS-

I am after about 9 and a half hours straight getting slightly bored refreshing and refreshing but this post will keep on going until the raffle shows up and I can get a key, maybe :)

-OK GUYS, rather than posting how long it has been for me I am going to start up a counter on this post to show how long it has been-

~THE TIMER: I have been waiting 12hrs and 14mins (may not be 100% accurate by a few mins)~

... The more suicides there are the crazier I am getting o_O (suicide level: 4/5, "ILL KILL YA!"
Also a big thank you to all the people posting positive ratings for this 'live' post for the raffle to finally start and show our insanity from boredom.

~timer is now under lined~

===I HAVE DECIDED WHEN I HIT 5 SUICIDE EMOTICONS I WILL STOP THIS POST AND I WILL GIVE UP ON THIS (maybe :P...) *prepares tent, sleeping bags and laptop for a long night of still posting*===

+STILL GOING GUYS BUT I NEED TO GO TO BED NOW!+

Eldertbone56 · 18th July 2013

Well a lot of people left

Twofaced · 18th July 2013

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

Edit: Fucking damnit, one of you key noobs sent me a PM begging for a key already. PMs will be replied to with verbal abuse.

Haha I like the subtle troll man, Well played I like how you spelled "I am lying" with the bold.

DeCry5Ter · 18th July 2013

I get this error in rust key lottery
We are having technical difficulties right now.

We will resume giving out keys once the issue is resolved.

There will be an update on the forum thread a bit before the site will start up again. It seems it will take a bit longer than expected, sorry.

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

I know, are you in charge of this or something?

"It seems it will take a bit longer than expected, sorry."

Edit: just wondering.

MasonRKills · 18th July 2013

website down nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

Deleted message due to accidental post I (forgot not to post but to edit)

LiquidDuckHD · 18th July 2013

puhh i was lucky for going to bed at 2:30 am GMT with thinkin bout maybe not getting the key and hating myself for that or just having a sleep and wake up tomorrow and see nothing happened. :D

Mr.Blaser · 18th July 2013

Im Bored Of Refeshing page :D

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

But I am still updating my post and watching (scroll up for my post :P)

Caboose176 · 18th July 2013

lol www.facepunsh.com xD

I have my last three keys sitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

Samnites · 18th July 2013

anyone else thinking Zenreon117 avatar makes you want smores

Xanbunny · 18th July 2013

Samnites posted:

anyone else thinking Zenreon117 avatar makes you want smores

wtf...?

crashtheface · 18th July 2013

ya'll gotta learn to be patient lmfao.

Mr.Blaser · 18th July 2013

*looks at site* ... not opened

minikofons · 18th July 2013

Caboose176 posted:

lol www.facepunsh.com xD

I have my last three keys sitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

I am desperate

edit: fuck you -_-