[joschbaba]

Argonautt posted:

*drinks sauce and eats popcorn*

damn americans!
in ~2h i have to go to work, my wife pregnant and has to go to the hospital...i called her a taxi cause i need this key!

[Eldertbone56]

joschbaba posted:

damn americans!
in ~2h i have to go to work, my wife pregnant and has to go to the hospital...i called her a taxi cause i need this key!

your a horrible person, i just... i dont know what else to say this is really pathetic.

[bmatchett]

ENOUGH with the key wanting, holly shit, this is almost embarrassing.

[joschbaba]

Eldertbone56 posted:

your a horrible person, i just... i dont know what else to say this is really pathetic.

ah cmon just a little bit more humor dude, i have holidays and im single...playin dayZ and sometimes take a look at the forum :P

[Cpt.Hubba]

The amount of bad grammar on this thread is insane. What translator are half of you foreigners using?

Of course the OP is nowhere to be seen. Obvious troll is obvious.

[Eldertbone56]

joschbaba posted:

ah cmon just a little bit more humor dude, i have holidays and im single...playin dayZ and sometimes take a look at the forum :P

that wasnt even funny...

[Argonautt]

Hey, if I can't play the game, at least this stuff's amusing.

[tryhard]

bmatchett posted:

ENOUGH with the key wanting, holly shit, this is almost embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T575Pbo4eWM

THEY GOT NOPLACE ELSE TO GO!!!!

[joschbaba]

Cpt.Hubba posted:

The amount of bad grammar on this thread is insane. What translator are half of you foreigners using?

Google translator

[Cpt.Hubba]

joschbaba posted:

Google translator

Google translator is crap.

[GetOffMyTaco]

forsakenpnut posted:

Actually by putting a captcha up it would make it impossible to bypass and bot. Also by putting some adsense ads on the corners would give revenue to the gold members giving out free keys generously.

AdSense give revenue based on clicks. Also, AdSense determines advertisements displayed based on the content of the page the advertisement is displayed on. Being that content is minimal, the ad placement wouldn't be very good, and very little (if any) revenue could be generated from it. The one exception would be promoting fraudulent clicks would result in being permanently banned from the AdSense program.

[joschbaba]

Cpt.Hubba posted:

Google translator is crap.

if im honest, i dont translate...just write down the shit, i know u understand me ;P

[itsfantasyy]

links down :(
shame, really wanted to try my luck.

[Mage Assassin]

itsfantasyy posted:

links down :(
shame, really wanted to try my luck.

Ikr the link has technical difficulties for me, I also wanted to try my luck

[Dededa33]

and we wait and we wait ....

[xCallofBootyx]

this f-ing tardnop-ish

[AxeToMouth]

Thought I should drop a greetings to the community and say hello! I saw rust for the first time VIA twitch stream and can't wait to play. This is what I have been looking for in a game.

[se7enwords]

I first came to this forum because I was interested in Rust and thought it'd be cool to get into it during pre-alpha and watch the game grow from there. I was excited about the game's concept and it's potential. Then I got here and met the community interested in playing it...

Where the hell do these people come from?? They all say twitch but secretly i think someone was promoting this game heavily on www.myparentsarefirstcousins.com or something and telling them to come here for keys. I'm not a FP regular, I just joined for the Rust art contest('cause I like art anyway), but I feel for you guys...especially those crazy enough to brave this sub-forum and actually see this.

[Xanbunny]

Dioro posted:

When will we be able to buy the game?

I heard early August.

[GetOffMyTaco]

Xanbunny posted:

I heard early August.

Do you have a link to any kind of source for this? Rumors fly around all over the place and people like to pretend that they know other people, and thus, give out misinformation. Nothing is meaningful unless it's announced by someone who is part of the development team or involved in some other part of the business.

[Dededa33]

stop we just need the lottery ! :p

[supersnail11]

GetOffMyTaco posted:

Do you have a link to any kind of source for this? Rumors fly around all over the place and people like to pretend that they know other people, and thus, give out misinformation. Nothing is meaningful unless it's announced by someone who is part of the development team or involved in some other part of the business.

[elixwhitetail]

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

Edit: Fucking damnit, one of you key noobs sent me a PM begging for a key already. PMs will be replied to with verbal abuse.

[gooooooooooogle]

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

im dsprhgfh

[xmaik]

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

I am desperate cause u lying

[Chit]

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

I have pride

[elixwhitetail]

xmaik posted:

I am desperate cause u lying

You had it right, but now that you edited your post, you're disqualified. Sorry, xmaik.

[Dmaster]

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

Edit: Fucking damnit, one of you key noobs sent me a PM begging for a key already. PMs will be replied to with verbal abuse.

I am desperate.

[jerrylee22]

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

Edit: Fucking damnit, one of you key noobs sent me a PM begging for a key already. PMs will be replied to with verbal abuse.

I am desperate

[bencool]

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

Edit: Fucking damnit, one of you key noobs sent me a PM begging for a key already. PMs will be replied to with verbal abuse.

I am desperate

[EtherealJJ]

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

Edit: Fucking damnit, one of you key noobs sent me a PM begging for a key already. PMs will be replied to with verbal abuse.

I actually lol'd after rereading that. Wp sir

[nnccmm]

elixwhitetail posted:

I have my last three keys siitting here, I'll give them to the first people in the thread to quote my post, reply to it with "I am desperate" (must be exactly as shown), and rate me Friendly.

Edit: Fucking damnit, one of you key noobs sent me a PM begging for a key already. PMs will be replied to with verbal abuse.

Aha, clever.

[Dmaster]

It's clear that it was a joke; but I'll take any chance I can get. Typing a three word sentence for others to laugh at me for trying is hardly an inconvenience for me.

[Eldertbone56]

Everyone who said "i am desperate" is a really stupid person for falling for a troll or what you are saying is true

[bencool]

Eldertbone56 posted:

Everyone who said "i am desperate" is a really stupid person for falling for a troll or what you are saying is true

maybe we are people that seems stupid but with doing nothing you don't reach shit.

[Xanbunny]

Maybe a bit late but I am really desperate :P
(for a key)

[elixwhitetail]

EtherealJJ posted:

I actually lol'd after rereading that. Wp sir

Thank you much. Look forward to me using it again and again on here.

Xanbunny posted:

Maybe a bit late but I am really desperate :P
(for a key)

Could you try reading my post over again and following the instructions properly?

[Eldertbone56]

bencool posted:

maybe we are people that seems stupid but with doing nothing you don't reach shit.

So you did something and i didnt do anything cause it was a troll and btw did you get your key... i bet you didnt CAUSE YOU THINK IT WAS FOR REAL.

[bencool]

Eldertbone56 posted:

So you did something and i didnt do anything cause it was a troll and btw did you get your key... i bet you didnt CAUSE YOU THINK IT WAS FOR REAL.

in his sentence was stated 'I'm lying' and I understand that! and dude please with trying you will not die...

[Dmaster]

It's funny how riled up people will get over one of those "key giveaway" jokes. Just move on and accept someone tricked you, don't be at each other's throats over something so trivial.