[Niklas]

If people want keys this badly Garry should make a competition with everyone getting a key who draws a dick on their face together with todays date and playrust.com on their forehead

[Zircon_]

I approve of this idea.

[Falkor]

Zircon_ posted:

I approve of this idea.

permanent marker only

[Liem]

Falkor posted:

permanent marker only

Tatoo only

[The Houdini]

Liem posted:

Tatoo only

Scarification only.

[ImGarrysBitch]

The Houdini posted:

Scarification only.

Real Penis Only.

[Devren]

ImGarrysBitch posted:

Real Penis Only.

Well that will get a lot of girls and gay people in.

[korpijeesus]

Devren posted:

Well that will get a lot of girls and gay people in.

What exactly are these "Girl" -creatures I hear everyone talk about?

[codenamecueball]

ImGarrysBitch posted:

Real Penis Only.

a quality contribution from "I'm Garrys Bitch"

[Snickerdoodle]

This is the one idea I actually think is any good in this section.

[Synelor]

most brilliant thing that has come out of this subforum

[Rattler]

Synelor posted:

most brilliant thing that has come out of this subforum

The only brilliant thing that has come out of the subforum...

[marco_anon]

(User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Craptasket))

[Snickerdoodle]

I'd snip that.

[Naxent]

Haha, that is brilliant

[Dug]

I have a feeling a lot of people would do that...

[kurry]

this sub forum is bad and should feel bad

[nnccmm]

You don't wanna know what I'd do for a key.

[codenamecueball]

nnccmm posted:

You don't wanna know what I'd do for a key.

write "rust wiki" down your knob and i'll send you a key

[SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP]no promises[/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP]

[ImGarrysBitch]

codenamecueball posted:

a quality contribution from "I'm Garrys Bitch"

What can i say? If putting some random guys penis on face will get me a Rust key, then LET ME HAVE THAT DICK!

[jujek]

codenamecueball posted:

write "rust wiki" down your knob and i'll send you a key

rust wiki

i wouldnt have problems painting dicks on my forehead.

[SUP][SUP][SUP][SUP]no promises[/SUP][/SUP][/SUP][/SUP]

[faze viiz]

Zircon_ posted:

I approve of this idea.

i think we all do

[icycube123]

icycube123,
swampie,
[EG] Pepper,
faze viiz,
codenamecueball,
Im_Artic,
Gibz,
ImGarrysBitch, <-- he should get it

(21 guests)

Best competition idea I've ever heard of.

[[EG] Pepper]

nnccmm posted:

You don't wanna know what I'd do for a key.

with a sharpie, draw a massive cock on your face, big enough to cover it all, you must keep it for a week, only then will i give you a key.

And you must post a picture of your face while you hold a piece of paper with your username, the date and "play rust" written on it.

One picture at the start of the week, and another at the end of the week.

[faze viiz]

garry should giv eout more keys!!

[[EG] Pepper]

faze viiz posted:

garry should giv eout more keys!!

I've got six keys.

[faze viiz]

can you give me one

Edited:

[EG] Pepper posted:

I've got six keys.

can you give me one

[[EG] Pepper]

faze viiz posted:

can you give me one

Not until you do what i posted above.

[faze viiz]

[EG] Pepper posted:

Not until you do what i posted above.

haha no

[Hunt3rForce]

interesting, but it probably won't fly

[Bazzzingah]

[EG] Pepper posted:

I've got six keys.

you guys are so lucky that you have not just 1 key but more , it really isn't fair to us other for me if i could get a key would mean everything this game is really awesome i would kill to get a key for this game.

[[EG] Pepper]

faze viiz posted:

haha no

No key for you then!

[faze viiz]

Bazzzingah posted:

you guys are so lucky that you have not just 1 key but more , it really isn't fair to us other for me if i could get a key would mean everything this game is really awesome i would kill to get a key for this game.

i know i would to it seems fun

[[EG] Pepper]

Bazzzingah posted:

you guys are so lucky that you have not just 1 key but more , it really isn't fair to us other for me if i could get a key would mean everything this game is really awesome i would kill to get a key for this game.

I'm giving you a chance to get one, just do what i posted above.

[faze viiz]

[EG] Pepper posted:

I'm giving you a chance to get one, just do what i posted above.

draw a cock on my face

[[EG] Pepper]

faze viiz posted:

draw a cock on my face

and keep it for a week, posting proof at the beginning and end of the week.

[faze viiz]

[EG] Pepper posted:

and keep it for a week, posting proof at the beginning and end of the week.

is there something else

[[EG] Pepper]

faze viiz posted:

is there something else

nope

Edited:

unless someone else gives you a key.

[Jacobrasmus]

It'd be way too easy to get a key. I'd do this in a heartbeat.

[faze viiz]

same