[Black-noor]

PAT IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW LETS PUNCH HIM IN THE GAME! what do you say fella's

(User was banned for this post ("i say that this post doesn't belong here" - Gran PC))

[pixskull]

Powerpuffters posted:

elitism at its finest...


*edit scratch that- just realized that the only thing you could be elite at, on a forum is the ability to click the post button 200 times

Don't use the forum like a two bit hooker. The majority of the new users are only here for a key and once they get a key they won't ever return. You make me laugh. You expect keys to just be handed handed out willy nilly.

[Powerpuffters]

pixskull posted:

Don't use the forum like a two bit hooker. The majority of the new users are only here for a key and once they get a key they won't ever return. You make me laugh. You expect keys to just be handed handed out willy nilly.

I have a key, I play rust and I still use the rust part of face punch to keep up with updates. I'm just defending the other new guys (who have come for rust, and will stay for rust) that have to deal with self-righteous, all-encompassing arseholes such as yourself and aftokinito- who for some reason feel "privileged" because you've managed to post more than 200 posts. props to you guys...seriously

*edit
also, yes these posts piss me off these kiddies need to learn how to read one of the myriad of other threads about not getting rust keys. But It's the guys with high post counts with this attitude of self-entitlement that pisses me off more.

[LordCrypto]

Powerpuffters posted:

I have a key, I play rust and I still use the rust part of face punch to keep up with updates. I'm just defending the other new guys (who have come for rust, and will stay for rust) that have to deal with self-righteous, all-encompassing arseholes such as yourself and aftokinito- who for some reason feel "privileged" because you've managed to post more than 200 posts. props to you guys...seriously

wrong!

http://facepunch.com/fp_events.php?type=join

click a random new user, see if they've logged in since they've joined

click my profile, see that after making a comment on my page they haven't logged in

they won't be staying, and even if they did, they aren't facepunch quality

[Rama214]

Do something for everyone who begs for key its getting really annoying

[InsaneParrot]

Powerpuffters posted:

I have a key, I play rust and I still use the rust part of face punch to keep up with updates. I'm just defending the other new guys (who have come for rust, and will stay for rust) that have to deal with self-righteous, all-encompassing arseholes such as yourself and aftokinito- who for some reason feel "privileged" because you've managed to post more than 200 posts. props to you guys...seriously

*edit
also, yes these posts piss me off these kiddies need to learn how to read one of the myriad of other threads about not getting rust keys. But It's the guys with high post counts with this attitude of self-entitlement that pisses me off more.

Quit complaining, around 80% of all the new players that are joining here are asking for keys, and when they get turned down, they leave.

[aftokinito]

TurboSax posted:

Even if that's true for a lot of newer folk, not all of us are blithering idiots, so please don't lump us non-retarded folk in with the box-magnets.

You have an avatar and your steam profile linked to your FP account why you get way more respect than those key beggers.

Let me correct myself: "Sorry but in this forum you're automatically dumb if your post count is less than 200, or you do not have an avatar, or you joined on June 2013 and you're spamming the forum begging for keys".

Better now?

[TurboSax]

aftokinito posted:

You have an avatar and your steam profile linked to your FP account why you get way more respect than those key beggers.

Let me correct myself: "Sorry but in this forum you're automatically dumb if your post count is less than 200, or you do not have an avatar, or you joined on June 2013 and you're spamming the forum begging for keys".

Better now?

Well, to be entirely fair, only the last one (key begging) is definite proof of idiocy, but sure. No sass needed.

[lottrodjr]

i dont know how to make a rust account anyone help?

[Makke]

lottrodjr posted:

i dont know how to make a rust account anyone help?

Hello lottrodjr. Welcome to the Facepunch forums!

To create a Rust account you need a beta key. In order to attain a beta key, you either need to be a gold member or have some kind soul donate one for you. I doubt that you will be able to acquire yourself one, since it requires a bit of dedication to the forums. However, you are very welcome to stay, as long as you stay away from key-begging. It's very deprecated.

[aftokinito]

Makke posted:

Hello lottrodjr. Welcome to the Facepunch forums!

To create a Rust account you need a beta key. In order to attain a beta key, you either need to be a gold member or have some kind soul donate one for you. I doubt that you will be able to acquire yourself one, since it requires a bit of dedication to the forums. However, you are very welcome to stay, as long as you stay away from key-begging. It's very deprecated.

How the hell do you do it? Seriously.
How the hell can you avoid rating him dumb and telling him to gtfo from FP for being a stupid begger.
I want to know.

[Sosadus]

Caboose176 posted:

the thing is the game is in a closed alpha.... Even I don't have a key but I ain't complaining giving ideas is enough for me I can go buy the game when it comes out now please stop begging.......

how on earth am i begging for a key? could you please actually read what i said first? I am just mad at him because he is being a dick. when i say there will never be a game if only 100 people are playing I mean when it comes out it will not succeed if the only people playing are the ones that were here since the start. I do not have a problem with there only being a few testers right now, because as you stated it is in closed alpha.

now please stop begging...
why do you put those three dots there for no reason?

[aftokinito]

Sosadus posted:

how on earth am i begging for a key? could you please actually read what i said first? I am just mad at him because he is being a dick. when i say there will never be a game if only 100 people are playing I mean when it comes out it will not succeed if the only people playing are the ones that were here since the start. I do not have a problem with there only being a few testers right now, because as you stated it is in closed alpha.

now please stop begging...
why do you put those three dots there for no reason?

Why the fuck cannot you read it is a CLOSED ALPHA, NOT A FINISHED PRODUCT.
I'll use caps so you can use your only neurone to read it: WE ARE NOT PLAYING THE GAME, WE ARE TESTING IT AND WE DO NOT NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO TEST IT, GET LOST.

[InsaneParrot]

Sosadus posted:

how on earth am i begging for a key? could you please actually read what i said first? I am just mad at him because he is being a dick. when i say there will never be a game if only 100 people are playing I mean when it comes out it will not succeed if the only people playing are the ones that were here since the start. I do not have a problem with there only being a few testers right now, because as you stated it is in closed alpha.

now please stop begging...
why do you put those three dots there for no reason?

"you guys should be more accepting of people (except for the idiots"

Problem is, almost all of them are idiots, including you.

(User was banned for this post ("flaming" - Gran PC))

[TomXyks]

InsaneParrot posted:

"you guys should be more accepting of people (except for the idiots"

Problem is, almost all of them are idiots, including you.

He use mac, it explains a lot

[Sosadus]

InsaneParrot posted:

Then all the new players need to stop being retards.

its not all the new players that are retards, just 90% of them.

[lottrodjr]

Makke posted:

Hello lottrodjr. Welcome to the Facepunch forums!

To create a Rust account you need a beta key. In order to attain a beta key, you either need to be a gold member or have some kind soul donate one for you. I doubt that you will be able to acquire yourself one, since it requires a bit of dedication to the forums. However, you are very welcome to stay, as long as you stay away from key-begging. It's very deprecated.

Thanks for not being a complete asshole and understanding i just needed the information thank you very much and i wont beg for any keys i promise :)

[aftokinito]

Sosadus posted:

its not all the new players that are retards, just 90% of them.

It doesn't matter since you're part of that 90%.
And as Tom said, you're using a mac which confirms our theory.

[Sosadus]

aftokinito posted:

Why the fuck cannot you read it is a CLOSED ALPHA, NOT A FINISHED PRODUCT.
I'll use caps so you can use your only neurone to read it: WE ARE NOT PLAYING THE GAME, WE ARE TESTING IT AND WE DO NOT NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO TEST IT, GET LOST.

its funny because this is exactly what i was talking about. i know this is a closed alpha, im saying that WHEN THE GAME COMES OUT it cannot just be you special few that play the game or will not be successful.

Edited:

aftokinito posted:

It doesn't matter since you're part of that 90%.
And as Tom said, you're using a mac which confirms our theory.

youre a retard, it does not matter that you are an old one.

[aftokinito]

Sosadus posted:

its funny because this is exactly what i was talking about. i know this is a closed alpha, im saying that WHEN THE GAME COMES OUT it cannot just be you special few that play the game or will not be successful.

It's not time to care about final release and you're begging like all the other June newfags, just that you're not using the GIMME A KEY PL0X words.

[InsaneParrot]

Sosadus posted:

its funny because this is exactly what i was talking about. i know this is a closed alpha, im saying that WHEN THE GAME COMES OUT it cannot just be you special few that play the game or will not be successful.

Edited:



youre a retard, it does not matter that you are an old one.

It won't be, you are just assuming that it is, we're talking about right now, where we are trying to get testers into the game, and it won't be "us special few" as that is just stupid to think that. Quit the flaming.

[Sosadus]

aftokinito posted:

It's not time to care about final release and you're begging like all the other June newfags, just that you're not using the GIMME A KEY PL0X words.

i could say hello and you would tell me im begging. go fuck off this is my planet and i own it because im an old geizer

Edited:

InsaneParrot posted:

It won't be, you are just assuming that it is, we're talking about right now, where we are trying to get testers into the game, and it won't be "us special few" as that is just stupid to think that. Quit the flaming.

it will be if new people are never accepted into the community

[aftokinito]

Sosadus posted:

i could say hello and you would tell me im begging. go fuck off this is my planet and i own it because im an old geizer

Edited:



it will be if new people are never accepted into the community

Basically, yes.
And now, wait patiently until a mod comes and bans you.
You're not welcome to Facepunch and you will never be.

Sosadus posted:

Edited:
it will be if new people are never accepted into the community

There's no community, IT'S A CLOSED ALPHA, WE'RE TESTING, NOT PLAYING.

[InsaneParrot]

New people aren't supposed to be accepted into a closed alpha, so why should they be accepted into the community that is testing it?

[Sosadus]

aftokinito posted:

Basically, yes.
And now, wait patiently until a mod comes and bans you.
You're not welcome to Facepunch and you will never be.

no one is fuckin welcome to facepunch that is my whole point. Dickhead. Why should he not ban you?


There's no community, IT'S A CLOSED ALPHA, WE'RE TESTING, NOT PLAYING.

no one is welcome to facepunch that is my whole point

[InsaneParrot]

Sosadus posted:

no one is welcome to facepunch that is my whole point

1. Why are you putting your text inside of his quote?
2. No one is welcome because this is a closed alpha, and a closed community, there is a reason why the website is invite-only.

[Sosadus]

InsaneParrot posted:

New people aren't supposed to be accepted into a closed alpha, so why should they be accepted into the community that is testing it?

why not? what the hell is your point?

[InsaneParrot]

Sosadus posted:

why not? what the hell is your point?

Because it is a closed alpha, are you seriously that stupid?

[Sosadus]

InsaneParrot posted:

1. Why are you putting your text inside of his quote?
2. No one is welcome because this is a closed alpha, and a closed community, there is a reason why the website is invite-only.

the forum is not invite only. you too are a dickhead

[InsaneParrot]

Sosadus posted:

the forum is not invite only. you too are a dickhead

It isn't anymore? That's just plain stupid, also, you're probably going to get banned for all that shitposting.

[Afgman]

pixskull posted:

Don't use the forum like a two bit hooker. The majority of the new users are only here for a key and once they get a key they won't ever return. You make me laugh. You expect keys to just be handed handed out willy nilly.

but I like two bit hookers.

[gasyboy]

how off topic can you go on a forum post xD

[jackool]

InsaneParrot posted:

It isn't anymore? That's just plain stupid, also, you're probably going to get banned for all that shitposting.

Yeah they took it off registration quite a bit ago. We need just one sticky titled "DO NOT BEG FOR KEYS HERE".

[Gran PC]

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