1. Post #1

    June 2013
    5 Posts
    Please stop. I don't know how much clearer I can make it, other users can make it, or anyone else can make it. PLEASE STOP BEGGING FOR KEYS! Look through the previous posts to see that NO NEW KEYS ARE BEING GIVEN OUT.

    I don't have a key and I am sure many of us that lurk here or even post here don't as well. I feel that I had to create an account just to say this. This influx of new users is ruining what was an immaculate series of posts and the unfolding development about a very intriguing game in its ALPHA STATE.

    I feel like an old white racist when saying this, but "Go back from whence you came!"

    (User was banned for this post ("crap thread/you're not helping" - postal))
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  2. Post #2
    Islandagent's Avatar
    August 2011
    150 Posts
    Aren't there like 6 threads saying the same thing? And then another 10 asking for keys.
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  3. Post #3

    June 2013
    5 Posts
    None with a title explicitly stating in plain english what we are all thinking.
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  4. Post #4
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    Xombi's Avatar
    March 2005
    1,050 Posts
    -Welcome to Facepunch my good sir.


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  5. Post #5
    Mirth's Avatar
    June 2013
    85 Posts
    This could had been a thread on something game related, but no..
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  6. Post #6

    June 2013
    5 Posts
    This could had been a thread on something game related, but no..
    Yeah it could "had".
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  7. Post #7
    CosyPigeon's Avatar
    June 2013
    3 Posts
    I kind of agree, but all this complaining about people begging for keys is now almost as annoying as people begging for keys. I honestly wouldn't give keys to either parties if they continued to complain.
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  8. Post #8

    June 2013
    5 Posts
    I just wish it would cease. I miss not having to scroll through numerous ignorant ass replies and posts from people asking, begging, bartering, or even offering to pay for a key. I just want to be able to continue to read about this game without people begging to play it.
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  9. Post #9
    CosyPigeon's Avatar
    June 2013
    3 Posts
    I just wish it would cease. I miss not having to scroll through numerous ignorant ass replies and posts from people asking, begging, bartering, or even offering to pay for a key. I just want to be able to continue to read about this game without people begging to play it.
    Then I don't think the Internet is the place for you.
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  10. Post #10

    June 2013
    5 Posts
    Then I don't think the Internet is the place for you.
    Are you trying to start a trivial argument sir?
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  11. Post #11
    Timehacker's Avatar
    June 2013
    24 Posts
    Come on guys, lay some slack for these kids... And what can we actually do to stop all this spam.
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  12. Post #12
    Brismo's Avatar
    June 2013
    249 Posts
    ^^
    We could have moderators ban them...
    That'd get the lesson across. Efficiently.
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  13. Post #13

    June 2013
    23 Posts
    well i understand why they want a key, the game is pretty awesome.
    but they do need to stop asking the dev's for it.
    garry's messages are like 99% asking for a key.
    + asking would never get u one in the first place.
    i wonder if age has something to do with it,
    this seems like something a child would do.
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  14. Post #14

    June 2013
    16 Posts
    ... If..... anyone..... had a ......... Key pls send it to :D

    I understant you guys , but the game looks soooo awesomme that i have to check it and play play play =D

    Some people just wants to watch the world burn
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  15. Post #15
    Cheesy and delicious.
    Snickerdoodle's Avatar
    August 2010
    7,037 Posts
    well i understand why they want a key, the game is pretty awesome.
    but they do need to stop asking the dev's for it.
    garry's messages are like 99% asking for a key.
    + asking would never get u one in the first place.
    i wonder if age has something to do with it,
    this seems like something a child would do.
    There's been a lot of children flooding the forums recently, that's just the problem. There's no other way to explain the "That Cat" key posts in LMAO pics or every condescending prick that can't go without saying "sir" in their posts.
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  16. Post #16
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    Jimbomcb's Avatar
    February 2005
    24,731 Posts
    ... If..... anyone..... had a ......... Key pls send it to hub98@o2.pl :D

    I understant you guys , but the game looks soooo awesomme that i have to check it and play play play =D
    sent
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  17. Post #17

    June 2013
    16 Posts
    Thanks for making account on my email on some gayporn sites........ No key was sent , if you dont have ignore , if you have please sent that's all. Jimbomcb that was very funny troll , i screamed yeaaa i got a key then clicked on the link from... and .... saw..... you have destroyed my childhood.
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  18. Post #18
    Cheesy and delicious.
    Snickerdoodle's Avatar
    August 2010
    7,037 Posts
    Thanks for the email address by the way. Prepare to meet a lot of hot singles in your area.

    Oh wow ninjad.
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  19. Post #19
    Dennab
    February 2010
    45 Posts
    Thanks for making account on my email on some gayporn sites........ No key was sent , if you dont have ignore , if you have please sent that's all. Jimbomcb that was very funny troll , i screamed yeaaa i got a key then clicked on the link from... and .... saw..... you have destroyed my childhood.
    Polish kids have a bad rep atm around the forum. Stay low and never give out your email.
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  20. Post #20

    June 2013
    16 Posts
    Damn. Ask for a key , get a free links to gayporn websites , thanks!
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  21. Post #21
    Cheesy and delicious.
    Snickerdoodle's Avatar
    August 2010
    7,037 Posts
    Damn. Ask for a key , get a free links to gayporn websites , thanks!
    Next time don't publicly give out your email. Or beg for keys.
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  22. Post #22
    i love everyone
    Dennab
    December 2010
    3,351 Posts
    Thanks for making account on my email on some gayporn sites........ No key was sent , if you dont have ignore , if you have please sent that's all. Jimbomcb that was very funny troll , i screamed yeaaa i got a key then clicked on the link from... and .... saw..... you have destroyed my childhood.
    haha wreckt
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  23. Post #23
    Dennab
    June 2013
    12 Posts
    And in secret you made this thread so that someone with the authority to hand out keys would like what you wrote and give you one for trying to stop the begging. That's my opinion.
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