1. Post #1
    #420 PRAISE IT
    Slim Charles's Avatar
    May 2010
    7,247 Posts
    I had gotten off work early today, I was rather hungry, and had ration tickets to spare, so I decided to make a trip to the "Baltic Cafe" on my way home, I didn't expect to see too many people there.



    What'll Warren order?
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  2. Post #2
    F T
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    Dennab
    December 2008
    9,175 Posts
    this:

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  3. Post #3
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    May 2010
    966 Posts
    I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
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  4. Post #4
    (Banned Depressed user.
    Dennab
    July 2010
    4,828 Posts
    Get a Large double bacon cheese Mcmuffin with extra dip and a Large soda
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  5. Post #5
    The King Of Ero-Ero
    Dukov Traboski's Avatar
    November 2009
    13,804 Posts
    Milk.


    Chocolate Milk
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  6. Post #6
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    June 2013
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    ice cream sandwich
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  7. Post #7
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
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    hookers
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  8. Post #8
    Nopari's Avatar
    May 2012
    142 Posts
    Cheese.
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  9. Post #9
    lonefirewarrior's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,585 Posts
    Justice.
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  10. Post #10
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    January 2012
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    Hopefully this doesn't die early. He should order...

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  11. Post #11
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    September 2011
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    Hopefully this doesn't die early. He should order...

    Stop posting this everywhere.
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  12. Post #12
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    August 2011
    1,055 Posts
    Stop posting this everywhere.
    YourBreakfsat is gay,you can't blame him for posting so much of Cazwell's works.
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  13. Post #13
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    July 2010
    1,060 Posts
    "I want a McDonald's Big Mac and an ice-cold Pepsi!"
    "Uh... Sir, we don't have any of that discontinued product placement."
    "Just water and a ration then, thanks."
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  14. Post #14
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    April 2013
    196 Posts
    "Can I have a green tea with extra milk and sugar?"

    "Uh, we only have Combine issued black coffee, no sugar"

    "Ah, fine"

    :c
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  15. Post #15
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    January 2013
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    For the first time I have to write this: The music totaly fit the story.
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  16. Post #16
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    September 2009
    1,707 Posts
    Jenkins, how on earth do you make your pictures so damn pretty?
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    Dissolution's Avatar
    September 2012
    1,860 Posts
    Hopefully this doesn't die early. He should order...

    jesus christ what an obnoxious song
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  18. Post #18
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    November 2008
    2,602 Posts
    Beer.
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  19. Post #19
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    July 2010
    8,656 Posts
    A wepon.
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  20. Post #20
    Tbonia will grow larger!
    McTbone's Avatar
    March 2010
    6,275 Posts
    Monsanto Brand GMO Carbon Calorie Wedged Dipping Sticks

  21. Post #21
    I'm autistic, please disregard anything I post.
    Bradthelad96's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,445 Posts
    The finest beer they have

  22. Post #22
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    April 2011
    2,418 Posts
    I don't see this thread going anywere.
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  23. Post #23
    Tbonia will grow larger!
    McTbone's Avatar
    March 2010
    6,275 Posts
    it was created 2 days ago and the op is banned what are you expecting to happen right this minute

  24. Post #24
    cartman300's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,418 Posts
    it was created 2 days ago and the op is banned what are you expecting to happen right this minute
    Ah nevermind, it just looks like too much time is passed.

  25. Post #25
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    November 2011
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  26. Post #26
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    May 2011
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    How'd jenkins get banned? :(

  27. Post #27
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    August 2011
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    How'd jenkins get banned? :(
    he flamed someone over an alt
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    May 2011
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    That's unfortunate.
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  29. Post #29
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    February 2008
    1,461 Posts
    Hopefully this doesn't die early. He should order...

    shit, my eyes hurt

  30. Post #30
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    January 2013
    1,487 Posts
    he flamed someone over an alt
    For how long?

  31. Post #31
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    20,109 Posts
    For how long?
    click on the little calculator-looking thing next to his flag. it'll tell you that he got banned two days ago and he'll be unbanned tomorrow
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  32. Post #32
    #420 PRAISE IT
    Slim Charles's Avatar
    May 2010
    7,247 Posts
    he flamed someone over an alt
    Not my brightest decision.

    [sub][sub][sub][sub]I don't exactly agree with the moderators that it was flaming, but oh well.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
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  33. Post #33
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    July 2010
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    Return of the Jenkins.
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  34. Post #34
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    October 2009
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    "Can I have a green tea with extra milk and sugar?"

    "Uh, we only have Combine issued black coffee, no sugar"

    "Ah, fine"

    :c
    +1 for this option.

    If it's HL2 themed, combine don't give citizens many choices. Their social "freedom," if you can even call it that, is extremely limited.
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  35. Post #35
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    July 2010
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    Well gee, if you want to go HL2 factual, the food is provided to citizens on dispensers, so it's highly unlikely that there'd be cafés. Especially because a coffee place is a place to socialize and Civil Protection actively discourages socialization outside of apartments.

    I mean, come on, it's an interactive. It's bound to be a little silly, don't take it too seriously.
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  36. Post #36
    #420 PRAISE IT
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    May 2010
    7,247 Posts
    I'm resurrecting this thread, but the original story line, I had setup has been completely ditched.




    (If it's borked it's still uploading, just wait a bit.)
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  37. Post #37
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    March 2006
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    => Examine rooms

    => User input:
    Code:
    Character name: Anatoliy Borya
    
    Before you start to examine the rooms, equip the Colt New Service, never know whats behind the door.
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  38. Post #38
    lonefirewarrior's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,585 Posts
    => Examine rooms

    => User input:
    Hey asshole, I wanted someone to order up some justice and start kung fu-ing some mother fuckers up in this bitch.
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  39. Post #39
    #420 PRAISE IT
    Slim Charles's Avatar
    May 2010
    7,247 Posts
    If any of you guys are wondering why it's taken me so long to make part 2, is my external drive crashed, and on my external I had all the model hacks I made for this comic.
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  40. Post #40
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    January 2011
    502 Posts
    If any of you guys are wondering why it's taken me so long to make part 2, is my external drive crashed, and on my external I had all the model hacks I made for this comic.
    Does that mean it's still going to happen?