1. Post #1
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    i am the mango master
    ZeFruitNazi's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,055 Posts
    goddamn he's gross

    Edited:

    some of those girls were good lookin though forreal like where do i sign up for porn
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  3. Post #3
    Deviantart Appreciation Station's Finest
    Pvt. Martin's Avatar
    April 2009
    19,762 Posts
    Well he does look creepy, that girl could be someone's mother, and he is fucking her.

    So the title isn't lying at least.
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  4. Post #4
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    Gold Member
    Anonymuzz's Avatar
    November 2006
    7,758 Posts
    efukt threads are the best
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  6. Post #6
    a cervine
    nnanna's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,952 Posts
    "Make some noise"
    *yawn*
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  7. Post #7
    Gold Member
    Bink's Avatar
    January 2007
    177 Posts
    Oh...
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  8. Post #8
    Gold Member
    Sprelle's Avatar
    January 2007
    642 Posts
    "does it hurt"
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    Sir Drone's Avatar
    February 2012
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    I swear his a mobster
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    Gold Member
    Dennab
    May 2007
    2,686 Posts
    he is bad at sex
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    Swaggon owner
    Animosus's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,844 Posts
    he is bad at sex
    I think that is an understatement, just a bit.
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    jackattack's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,465 Posts
    the flat "oh"
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    Swiftyze's Avatar
    April 2013
    18 Posts
    Is this dude even able to stick it in with that cliff of a belly?
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    arthuro12's Avatar
    July 2007
    3,302 Posts
    What the fuck ahaha, this is some shit.. for real.

    What the flying fuck is up with him putting his legs together I think I'm crying O lord.
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  15. Post #15
    kidkiller745's Avatar
    February 2011
    4,008 Posts
    Efukt is not a place I want to explore.
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    admin 2 me
    pixskull's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,205 Posts
    Efukt is not a place I want to explore.
    It's not as bad as it sounds. The majority of the stuff on there is comedy porn. I like the trolling porn stars series the best.
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    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    dad?
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  18. Post #18
    SCREAMS 4 DA FURRY PORN
    RobbL's Avatar
    December 2011
    6,021 Posts
    How do you know what your dad does sex like?
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    Hullu V3's Avatar
    October 2009
    6,412 Posts
    How do you know what your dad does sex like?
    His daddy had a bit different way of showing his love to him.
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  20. Post #20
    ALSO KNOWN AS: Dumbass McScrublord
    IceTea's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,623 Posts
    Ohmygod.
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    Gold Member
    Kilgore 2nd's Avatar
    June 2006
    4,138 Posts
    Hahah, the ending. Jesus christ.
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  22. Post #22

    July 2010
    2,053 Posts
    efukt is great. But not mister slurpy. Anything but mister slurpy.
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  23. Post #23
    Ninja101 is m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶v̶o̶u̶r̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶ a pancake face
    FreddiRox!'s Avatar
    January 2010
    5,124 Posts
    How does someone with a dick so so small get into porn?
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    jackattack's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,465 Posts
    How does someone with a dick so so small get into porn?
    They need people for the less popular porn categories.

    Such as Tiny dick, granny and midget.
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    JeanLuc761's Avatar
    March 2010
    8,028 Posts
    How does someone with a dick so so small get into porn?
    Doesn't help that he's pretty overweight. He's probably average sized but with the fat it's hard to tell.
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  26. Post #26

    May 2013
    1 Posts
    I've never had sex but I'm pretty sure this is how I'm going to look like.
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  27. Post #27
    Ligger Nyncher
    Tacooo's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,127 Posts


    He learned from the best
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    goddamn he's gross

    Edited:

    some of those girls were good lookin though forreal like where do i sign up for porn
    It's just prostitution with a camera.

    Get a bunch of money, advertise job, get girl, fuck on camera (instantly legal).
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    Ninja101 is m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶v̶o̶u̶r̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶ a pancake face
    FreddiRox!'s Avatar
    January 2010
    5,124 Posts
    Doesn't help that he's pretty overweight. He's probably average sized but with the fat it's hard to tell.
    No he is just small. The girls laughed at him.
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  30. Post #30
    Mega Raffler
    RudeMcRude's Avatar
    September 2010
    3,007 Posts
    Fucking planking at the end, I love efukt
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  31. Post #31
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    8,851 Posts
    my sides


    "does it hurt"
    "make some noise"
    "this is fake sex"

    oh my god i'm dying
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    shrinkme's Avatar
    March 2010
    903 Posts
    In a way I kinda feel sorry for this guy. It's like he finally accomplished his dream but sucks at it.
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  33. Post #33
    BuffaloBill's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,568 Posts
    Most of those girls were pretty damn hot too, how the fuck did they end up with THAT guy?
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    jackattack's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,465 Posts
    Most of those girls were pretty damn hot too, how the fuck did they end up with THAT guy?
    Wave enough money in front of a girl and she'll be on your dick pretty fast.
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  35. Post #35
    Desuh's Avatar
    November 2011
    10,659 Posts
    Wave enough money in front of a girl and she'll be on your dick pretty fast.
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  36. Post #36
    ultimate poster
    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,554 Posts
    I think this video killed sex for me
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  37. Post #37
    Gold Member
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    May 2010
    12,049 Posts
    Man, his dick is so fucking tiny.
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  38. Post #38
    DD's 10 year old
    /B/rother's Avatar
    April 2010
    17,130 Posts
    i'm lost for words.
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  39. Post #39
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    this morning i re-watched it

    why did i do that
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  40. Post #40
    into things like this - if you know what
    Dennab
    December 2011
    4,031 Posts
    And I thought I had a small dick
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