Inspired by the recent Cracked photoplasty contest on similar lines, I thought it'd be a nice idea to throw this out between us here. Basically, photoshop facepunch posts / subforums / whatever to tell the overblown, dramaticised truth.
I also made a post exploitable for you, incase you want to work with a blank slate.
It's not the best, I know.
Have fun, looking forward to your contributions.