[blachool]

jizzyfresh posted:

can i have a key

No.

[J!NX]

Aw3s0m3n3ss posted:

Pat only sent me 843-DDW3
Game is shit anyways.

lol

game is shit because its beta

*slow clap

[Timuka]

Still waiting for keys

[Benny303]

you and me both buddy.

[LilRobot]

Nystical posted:

thanks! i got in

it gave me 2 codes for getting in!

how do I send 7AJ-81OQ and 8H6-9JL2 to my friends?


Edit: FUCK

taken again?

here have mine: 8A6-5TP0 and 32B-21QX

[goodmusic]

Everyone keeps complaining about the game sucking, then y u waiting for a key?

[Akhbar]

LilRobot posted:

taken again?

here have mine: 8A6-5TP0 and 32B-21QX

Haha, invalid beta keys ALREADY.
Been watching the thread for days and days now, if anyone is feeling generous enough to send me a key, I'd really really appreciate it.

[blachool]

Akhbar posted:

Haha, invalid beta keys ALREADY.

They're posting fake keys in case you guys haven't noticed.

Akhbar posted:

Been watching the thread for days and days now, if anyone is feeling generous enough to send me a key, I'd really really appreciate it.

>days and days
>Join Date - 19th June 2013

[bztatman]

lol

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

goodmusic posted:

Everyone keeps complaining about the game sucking, then y u waiting for a key?

Waiting? I have the game.

It's fun toying with you spammers and twelve year olds.

[LilRobot]

apologies guys, i was just having too much fun with that one.

[Akhbar]

blachool posted:

They're posting fake keys in case you guys haven't noticed.

Ah, really? That sucks. This is the first time I even tried taking one.

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

[Akhbar]

Aw3s0m3n3ss posted:

You just troll around to make "kids" and "spammers" angry you said? You know what, I actually think that you're the REAL kid around here buddie :) If I were an adman, I'd deactivate your key immediatly :)

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

Akhbar posted:

You just troll around to make "kids" and "spammers" angry you said? You know what, I actually think that you're the REAL kid around here buddie :) If I were an adman, I'd deactivate your key immediatly :)

I didn't say anything, I typed it out on my screen by using my keyboard as the inputs.

[blachool]

Akhbar posted:

You just troll around to make "kids" and "spammers" angry you said? You know what, I actually think that you're the REAL kid around here buddie :) If I were an adman, I'd deactivate your key immediatly :)

What

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

blachool posted:

What

Don't even try. Same thing goes to people bitching about hacking, even though they can't supply proof they still say you did it no matter what.

[Akhbar]

Aw3s0m3n3ss posted:

Don't even try. Same thing goes to people bitching about hacking, even though they can't supply proof they still say you did it no matter what.

Sigh.

[Rocketttdog]

Been watching this thread since 2011 and still cant get beta key. Damn

[ShaunOfTheLive]

J!NX posted:

I demand a full drug scan and oral examinations before registering.

Why, I had to have my prostate touched so many t-

w-what? That wasn't part of the registration in 06?

Don't worry. I also had to have the prostate exam. Garry said he burned his fingers so he had to use his wee wee instead.

[goodmusic]

Aw3s0m3n3ss posted:

Waiting? I have the game.

It's fun toying with you spammers and twelve year olds.

You talk as if I am a twelve year old. Get facts before you make a judgement.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

goodmusic posted:

You talk as if I am a twelve year old. Get facts before you make a judgement.

how bout you make like a tree and get lost m8

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

ShaunOfTheLive posted:

Don't worry. I also had to have the prostate exam. Garry said he burned his fingers so he had to use his wee wee instead.

I will need that, because I stuck an entire fucking bag of walnuts in my dickhole, now whenever I urinate it feels like a thousand suns are coming out while my stream is fucking colored purple, and holy shit even when it was bad enough I got it worse. Whenever I do urinate my piss just wants to morph into it's own creature and go into eight different directions, each having it's own objective to repopulate and try to make it so my testicles will explode. Like they felt like they were being boiled in a fucking hot pot of water. To try and describe how my testicles were like at that time, is like trying to define unbirthing to an extraterrestrial alien that grows out of the fucking grow. It's something you don't fucking explain because no one wants to hear it, it's just plain fucking wrong.

[CoiNz]

Just trying every key I see just to be safe, even though they are trolls :(

[ShaunOfTheLive]

Aw3s0m3n3ss posted:

I will need that, because I stuck an entire fucking bag of walnuts in my dickhole, now whenever I urinate it feels like a thousand suns are coming out while my stream is fucking colored purple, and holy shit even when it was bad enough I got it worse. Whenever I do urinate my piss just wants to morph into it's own creature and go into eight different directions, each having it's own objective to repopulate and try to make it so my testicles will explode. Like they felt like they were being boiled in a fucking hot pot of water. To try and describe how my testicles were like at that time, is like trying to define unbirthing to an extraterrestrial alien that grows out of the fucking grow. It's something you don't fucking explain because no one wants to hear it, it's just plain fucking wrong.

I have a fever, and the only cure is more shitposting

[Region]

F0k-U04
UR4-FGT

Some extra ones :)

[Matias490]

Region posted:

F0k-U04
UR4-FGT

Some extra ones :)

Thank you , but it don't worked.




(sarcasm)

[Cuddlystalker]

I wouldn't mind a key, but I'm pretty sure no-one here is that charitable.

[SilverSpectrum]

Region posted:

F0k-U04
UR4-FGT

Some extra ones :)

[littlejay10]

Can someone give me a key pls. i have been waiting for one for ever.

:) thanks

[LilRobot]

guys, please refrain from asking for keys. wait patiently for when the next dump happens, which likely will not be happening today. you'll have better luck if you wait patiently, and don't beg. everyone here only has one key to use, and they already used it because they want to play the game--just like you. please be patient, and do not beg.

[CoiNz]

Region posted:

F0k-U04
UR4-FGT

Some extra ones :)

Well at least these ones did work for someone, thanks but I'm not quick enough :(

[littlejay10]

Does buying a title get you a key? or is that a troll?

[Code3Response]

I am lost for words at some of you

   The codes read "Fuck you" and "you're a fagot"    

[CoiNz]

littlejay10 posted:

Does buying a title get you a key? or is that a troll?

EDIT: Ignore this.

[Hamdex]

Hmm...i've been waiting for quite a while now

[OneFourth]

littlejay10 posted:

Does buying a title get you a key? or is that a troll?

oh fuck oh fuck we're gonna be poor

[littlejay10]

OneFourth posted:

oh fuck oh fuck we're gonna be poor

since i am 15 yes we are poor.

[OneFourth]

littlejay10 posted:

since i am 15 yes we are poor.

are you serious

[IrishBandit]

Gah, the place to get beta keys and it's full of bullshit.