[zombiemurder]

Aw3s0m3n3ss posted:

Well I was shoving walnuts up my dickhole while suddenly my testicles decided to elevate with my erection. So I went to a hentai site and masturbate 2 liters of semen out of my anal cavities until my ballsacks decreased rapidly up inside my bodies. While all of this spectacular stuff was going on I found this page that was worthy for me to crop and put it as my avatar on steam and on the forums.

That is the source, and the story of how I found it.

you miss understood sir we want to know what the image is of.

[KILLJOY982]

Walnuts are rich source of health-benefiting fatty acids.

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

KILLJOY982 posted:

Walnuts are rich source of health-benefiting fatty acids.

I personally like almonds more.

[KILLJOY982]

Aw3s0m3n3ss posted:

I personally like almonds more.

Pistachios <3

[nitroburn]

KILLJOY982 posted:

Walnuts are rich source of health-benefiting fatty acids.

Chia seeds are better.

[TheMrFailz]

nitroburn posted:

Chia seeds are better.

Last time I tried those a plant grew out of my nose.

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

My favorite snack of all times are paint chips. They aren't crunchy as computer chips, but they leave such a taste <3

[Pastor_Necro]

I just found out about this, it looks so good. Please chuck me a beta key <3.

"Why can't I hold all these beta keys."

[CoiNz]

Don't usually post but holy crap saw the update and so keen. There won't be Australian/NZ servers will there?

[Richardroth]

How exactly do you get a beta key?

[voddler]

Richardroth posted:

How exactly do you get a beta key?

Basically, you're very lucky when Garry posts some. Though, seems like he's not posting more of them according to some people.

[Richardroth]

voddler posted:

Basically, you're very lucky when Garry posts some. Though, seems like he's not posting more of them according to some people.

Thats a shame. I wanted to give it a try.

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

Richardroth posted:

Thats a shame. I wanted to give it a try.

So do the 364 other people.

[J!NX]

voddler posted:

Basically, you're very lucky when Garry posts some. Though, seems like he's not posting more of them according to some people.

seeing the shit posting in this thread I sure as fuck wouldn't either

[Richardroth]

Aw3s0m3n3ss posted:

So do the 364 people.

From what I've been seeing it looks pretty good. I can see why people want in.

[glata]

Can we expect Garry to post in this thread again within a couple hours?

[JoeGandy1]

glata posted:

Can we expect Garry to post in this thread again within a couple hours?

no

[Predinator2]

Sooo. How bout the Heat?

[viniboy]

Wow, now there's only one post per 5 minutes? Also, poor admins! They had to ban so many people in the last 30 pages! I think Garry will post anymore keys, because if he wouldn't, this thread would be closed.

[J!NX]

did he seriously remove invite only registration or something?

[ShaunOfTheLive]

J!NX posted:

did he seriously remove invite only registration or something?

Yeah, he opened forum registration without implementing any sort of screening process. Gentlemen, the flood gates have opened.

[J!NX]

ShaunOfTheLive posted:

Yeah, he opened forum registration without implementing any sort of screening process. Gentlemen, the flood gates have opened.

I demand a full drug scan and oral examinations before registering.

Why, I had to have my prostate touched so many t-

w-what? That wasn't part of the registration in 06?

[LilRobot]

J!NX posted:

I demand a full drug scan and oral examinations before registering.

Why, I had to have my prostate touched so many t-

w-what? That wasn't part of the registration in 06?

standard procedures sir. now please remain quiet for this next segment.

[bztatman]

this looks pretty cool

[Benny303]

It looks amazing but we need a beta key to play it. Why can't it be an open beta D:

[Matias490]

Benny303 posted:

It looks amazing but we need a beta key to play it. Why can't it be an open beta D:

Because the server can't support a lot of players.

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

Matias490 posted:

Because the server can't support a lot of players.

1k+ players, so many lagchets.
Fuck reddit.

[blachool]

Emailed Garry Newman some questions about Rust. Figured I'd just throw them here since there are 200+ people in the thread and I don't think it's major enough to start a new thread for it. Wanted to keep it as simple and short as possible so I didn't want to ask him too much. Sorry if these answers were already known.

Questions-
1. How did you get the idea for Rust?
2. Any plans on bringing it to Steam when it's finished?
3. Are you satisfied so far with the feedback towards the game?

Answers-
1. We liked playing DayZ, so we wanted to make a game like it. But we were more interested in the survival aspects than the zombie fighting aspects.
2. Yes
3. Yes :)

Proof
http://puu.sh/3kxiP.png

[Nystical]

A81-GOLD

this is what I got from goldmember how do I enter it in rust before someone takes it?

[Aw3s0m3n3ss]

Nystical posted:

A81-GOLD

this is what I got from goldmember how do I enter it in rust before someone takes it?

Pat only sent me 843-DDW3
Game is shit anyways.

[TheMrFailz]

/facepalm


I don't even think that's a Rust code....

[Nystical]

wow someone stole my key :(

[Benny303]

It's not I checked.

[bztatman]

Nystical posted:

wow someone stole my key :(

thats why you dont post it on a public thread lol

[blachool]

Nystical posted:

wow someone stole my key :(

Edit: Nevermind, I'm dumb

[KILLJOY982]

Nystical posted:

wow someone stole my key :(

Aww poor baby :( Here, take mine
N0PE-NOP3

[Nystical]

KILLJOY982 posted:

Aww poor baby :( Here, take mine
N0PE-NOP3

thanks! i got in

it gave me 2 codes for getting in!

how do I send 7AJ-81OQ and 8H6-9JL2 to my friends?


Edit: FUCK

[bztatman]

Nystical posted:

thanks! i got in

it gave me 2 codes for getting in!

how do I send 7AJ-81OQ and 8H6-9JL2 to my friends?


Edit: FUCK

Herp Derp

[Benny303]

i'm confused there is no codes that have more than 6 digits, are you supposed to remove the slash or something

[jizzyfresh]

can i have a key