1. Post #1
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    This is the worst/best intro to a porno ever.

    It's not the porn of the porno so I think I'm good...
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  2. Post #2
    I love Doug!
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    October 2012
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    source please
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  3. Post #3
    Hahaha! I've seen this before! Joanna Angel is the "thief".

    Edited:

    source please
    Thread title is quite literally the same title as the porno, I believe
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  4. Post #4
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    July 2006
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    Uh... that's um... well... good intro?

  5. Post #5
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    July 2005
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    I believe that the porno is called "Lemon Stealing Whores".

    I will not link it but you can google it and probably find it.
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  6. Post #6
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    do they shove the lemons up her asshole
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  7. Post #7
    I love Doug!
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    October 2012
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    do they shove the lemons up her asshole
    yes
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  8. Post #8
    that is seriously the funniest shit i've seen all week
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  9. Post #9
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    June 2010
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    Jesus christ lol I mean if acting in porn is so bad they might as well just skip all that bullshit and just start fucking the moment the camera is turned on


    edit: so the price of stealing lemons off some couple's backyard is a forced blowjob and having fruits shoved up your anus??
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  10. Post #10
    my manboobs are so large that they look like tits
    Dr. Gestapo's Avatar
    October 2011
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    How they managed to do this with a straight face is beyond me hahahaha

    Edited:

    I could tell the guy was about to start laughing when they started running towards the 'lemon whore'.
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  11. Post #11
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    I was synctubing a bunch of youtube porn with friends when we found this, thought I might as well post it because porn.
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    my manboobs are so large that they look like tits
    Dr. Gestapo's Avatar
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    That's fucking Academy Award material in comparison to the video in the OP.
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  13. Post #13
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    January 2005
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    How many fucking times can they say Lemons.
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  14. Post #14
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    I was synctubing a bunch of youtube porn with friends when we found this, thought I might as well post it because porn.
    That is by far the best acting/casting in a porn parody ever
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  15. Post #15
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    December 2010
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    OH GOD THEY DO TRY TO PUT IT UP HER BUTT!! AND THEN SHE CRIES! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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  16. Post #16
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    January 2005
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    "I hope those whores don't steal our lemons"
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  17. Post #17
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    November 2012
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    oh shit is that james deen
    that nigga be fly as fuck
    https://twitter.com/JamesDeen
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    February 2008
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    oh shit is that james deen
    that nigga be fly as fuck
    https://twitter.com/JamesDeen
    he has a great blog

    nsfw
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    April 2011
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    Jesus christ lol I mean if acting in porn is so bad they might as well just skip all that bullshit and just start fucking the moment the camera is turned on


    edit: so the price of stealing lemons off some couple's backyard is a forced blowjob and having fruits shoved up your anus??
    pretty much the only reason I watch porn is for the awful acting
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  21. Post #21
    Cheesy and delicious.
    Snickerdoodle's Avatar
    August 2010
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    Forget the acting. Who wrote this stupid shit?

  22. Post #22
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  23. Post #23
    Played it for the plot
    ButtsexV3's Avatar
    October 2008
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    oh shit is that james deen
    that nigga be fly as fuck
    https://twitter.com/JamesDeen
    isn't james deen the guy that shows up in literally every third porno since like 2004

  24. Post #24
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    November 2012
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    isn't james deen the guy that shows up in literally every third porno since like 2004
    yep, him and evan stone
    evan stone is the greatest comedic actor of our generation

  25. Post #25
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    February 2010
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    I was synctubing a bunch of youtube porn with friends when we found this, thought I might as well post it because porn.
    I want to watch the full video.
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  26. Post #26
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    August 2010
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    I was synctubing a bunch of youtube porn with friends when we found this, thought I might as well post it because porn.
    wait was that waiter henry rollins?
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  27. Post #27
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    How they managed to do this with a straight face is beyond me hahahaha
    They didn't.

    Edited:

    I was synctubing a bunch of youtube porn with friends when we found this, thought I might as well post it because porn.
    art

  28. Post #28
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    November 2012
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    I was synctubing a bunch of youtube porn with friends when we found this, thought I might as well post it because porn.
    Oh god.......Why have you forsaken us oh Lord......

  29. Post #29
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    March 2011
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    Oh god that's gold
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    Who cares about the plot anyways nowadays.
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  31. Post #31
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    relevant
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  32. Post #32
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    October 2010
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    I wish i had jame's job. All he does is fuck around
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  33. Post #33
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    January 2005
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    I was synctubing a bunch of youtube porn with friends when we found this, thought I might as well post it because porn.
    Hey, they made some bullshit story so they didn't have to spend money on special effects. Those cheap bastards!
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  34. Post #34
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    March 2005
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    James deen, true american hero.

  35. Post #35
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    November 2008
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    "Fruitful Lemony Lemons"
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  36. Post #36
    SCREAMS 4 DA FURRY PORN
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    December 2011
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    Harry Enfield?
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  37. Post #37
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    April 2012
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    I was synctubing a bunch of youtube porn with friends when we found this, thought I might as well post it because porn.
    this is actually better than the Scooby Doo movie
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  38. Post #38
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    July 2005
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    this is actually better than the Scooby Doo movie
    Dude, the lemon video was better than the Scooby Doo movie.
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  39. Post #39
    Please waste more of your money changing this title again.
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    August 2005
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    I want to watch the full video.
    I recommend you do.

    As far as porn parodies go, it's probably the best one out there.

    Which isn't to say it's any good. Just the best.

  40. Post #40
    what if the lemons skin had a hole in it

    oh god what the fuck
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