[Gravity Ponds]

centerlink / welfare "adjusted" my payments because of mums promotion.. went from 9 dollars a fortnight to 3 dollars and a few cents a fortnight.

free cup of coffee every fortnight I guess

[l l]

Gravity Ponds posted:

centerlink / welfare "adjusted" my payments because of mums promotion.. went from 9 dollars a fortnight to 3 dollars and a few cents a fortnight.

free cup of coffee every fortnight I guess

Does it not take your wage into account?

[SPESSMEHREN]

i really need to start working out and exercising... one day as a zombie in humans vs zombies and my feet hurt, my ankles hurt, my knees hurt, my hips hurt, everything hurts! And I can't keep up with the hoard.

[Gravity Ponds]

l l posted:

Does it not take your wage into account?

yes which is why its so low lol. friends on 300 and something a fortnight

[cheetahben]

Scoooooby posted:

i shaved my underarms... lol
i feel so much better.

Just wait until tomorrow when it itches like crazy.

[ultra_bright]

cheetahben posted:

Just wait until tomorrow when it itches like crazy.

Then you spread some lotion over it like butter over toast.

[Gravity Ponds]

Only my sister could buy a retractable hose.. then leave it unretracted for several days

also yay rain

[Zeke129]

Diealready posted:

Oh god broken teeth suck so much.

Some kid on my bus smashed my face into the window many years ago and one of my front teeth broke in half, it was horrible.

I bit down on something hard in a piece of beef jerky

Vegetarianism appears cheaper and cheaper every day

[Sobotnik]

Zeke129 posted:

I bit down on something hard in a piece of beef jerky

Vegetarianism appears cheaper and cheaper every day

Isn't that more of a problem with the specific product rather than meat in general?

[0FucksGiven]

speaking of broken/chipped teeth I had several of mine broke in a fight, I got hit in the mouth with a baseball bat. I wouldn't wish the pain I experienced on my worst enemy.

[Sobotnik]

has anybody thought about using a marker pen to draw a nipple on the back of a babies head, so that when they breastfeed, their head looks a bit like a breast?

[Zeke129]

Sobotnik posted:

Isn't that more of a problem with the specific product rather than meat in general?

Bone fragments can show up in any meat
If hard stuff shows up in your salad it's a problem with the specific product

was also mostly being sarcastic, although I prefer not eating meat for some reason

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Sobotnik posted:

has anybody thought about using a marker pen to draw a nipple on the back of a babies head, so that when they breastfeed, their head looks a bit like a breast?

how do you explain the hair

[TheBrokenHobo]

after a little bit of tweaking and use of the eyedropper tool in an external paint program to get the colors just right i have created an emblem i am proud to call my own creation

[Zeke129]

TheBrokenHobo posted:

after a little bit of tweaking and use of the eyedropper tool in an external paint program to get the colors just right i have created an emblem i am proud to call my own creation

in every match just go up and left that's what you do in krabby

[mysteryman]

Sobotnik posted:

has anybody thought about using a marker pen to draw a nipple on the back of a babies head, so that when they breastfeed, their head looks a bit like a breast?

This is the kind of stuff i think about doing when i should be learning what a confabulation is.

[Sobotnik]

Zeke129 posted:

Bone fragments can show up in any meat
If hard stuff shows up in your salad it's a problem with the specific product

was also mostly being sarcastic, although I prefer not eating meat for some reason

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how do you explain the hair

Shit I just realized.

Maybe put a little hat on it so it looks like a nipple?

[Animosus]

So I just had a phonecall from Target.

Instead of working nightshift with a pay of about $9-$10 an hour, I have been "Promoted" to working in the technology section, selling phones, tablets etc earning about $14-$16 an hour.

This is before I have even started working there. I have a feeling this is going to be good.

[ROFLBURGER]

Hmm I need a job

[Sobotnik]

If the interview went well, I might get a job at mcdonalds.

For now, I shall deliver leaflets to the obese for a health club, and work in a biscuit factory packing fudge. Irregularly.

[Zeke129]

Sobotnik posted:

For now, I shall deliver leaflets to the obese for a health club, and work in a biscuit factory packing fudge.

So you have literally found a way to profit from hypocrisy that's kind of cool actually

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Gravity Ponds posted:

centerlink / welfare "adjusted" my payments because of mums promotion.. went from 9 dollars a fortnight to 3 dollars and a few cents a fortnight.

free cup of coffee every fortnight I guess

I get $160 quarterly from the government of saskatchewan

financial problems solved

[Sobotnik]

Zeke129 posted:

So you have literally found a way to profit from hypocrisy that's kind of cool actually

I get free biscuits too, but I also walk everywhere as well, so that's even cooler.

[Harpie]

ultra_bright posted:

It seems like I'm going to be stuck with online long distance relationships for the rest of my life, and I can't handle that.

youre a teenager, how can you predict the next 70 or so years of your life

[ultra_bright]

Harpie posted:

youre a teenager, how can you predict the next 70 or so years of your life

Well you never know how long you're going to live really. Living every day like its my last is my philosophy.

Edited:

Animosus posted:

So I just had a phonecall from Target.

Instead of working nightshift with a pay of about $9-$10 an hour, I have been "Promoted" to working in the technology section, selling phones, tablets etc earning about $14-$16 an hour.

This is before I have even started working there. I have a feeling this is going to be good.

It's great that there's a target opening up in my town next month since they came to Canada, I'm going to talk to the GM on site before they open to see if they have any positions available.

[Zeke129]

Sobotnik posted:

I get free biscuits too

holy god damn

[Mysterious]

ultra_bright posted:

Well you never know how long you're going to live really. Living every day like its my last is my philosophy.

Then why would you say that? If you wanted to live everyday like it's your last, then do it. Go out into the world and meet some people. It's never too late for anything, man. You just have to work for it.

[ROFLBURGER]

Wait there are targets coming to Canada

I thought Zellers was basically the Canadian target.

[ultra_bright]

Mysterious posted:

Then why would you say that? If you wanted to live everyday like it's your last, you could always try going out and meeting new people. It's never too late for anything, man.

Still stuck in high school with no car or money blah blah blah. And it's a blizzard outside so I'd rather work out instead.

Edited:

ROFLBURGER posted:

Wait there are targets coming to Canada

I thought Zellers was basically the Canadian target.

Zellers was bought by target and now they're coming to Canada. I see them popping up everywhere.

[Mysterious]

ultra_bright posted:

Still stuck in high school with no car or money blah blah blah. And it's a blizzard outside so I'd rather work out instead.

To be honest, and from my experience at least, it's not really a good time to really start thinking about relationship stuff in the middle of High School. Almost all of my friends who had relationship problems during high school have become emotional wrecks after the graduated. Best to really sink your teeth into life when you're about to graduate.

[WolvesSoulZ]

ROFLBURGER posted:

Wait there are targets coming to Canada

I thought Zellers was basically the Canadian target.

Zellers closed.

[MonkeysLP]

It's 2AM

For the past 4 days I've been telling myself I'll get that essay done by 7pm haven't even started the thing

I have the longest week ahead and probably won't manage in time holy fuck what am I doing with my life halp

Hello gays

[ultra_bright]

WolvesSoulZ posted:

Zellers closed.

Really? I thought they were bought out because literally every single zellers store that closed became a target.

[douche beat]

Life is good, I've got my drivers license and I drove myself to school today! And I'll be seeing my awesome boyfriend this weekend hopefully :~)

[0FucksGiven]

MonkeysLP posted:

It's 2AM

For the past 4 days I've been telling myself I'll get that essay done by 7pm haven't even started the thing

I have the longest week ahead and probably won't manage in time holy fuck what am I doing with my life halp

Hello gays

procrastination is fun

and by fun I mean terrible

[WolvesSoulZ]

ultra_bright posted:

Really? I thought they were bought out because literally every single zellers store that closed became a target.

Well maybe they bought it out, no clues about that, but in my city it closed and no target came there.

[MonkeysLP]

Dude you're from Quebec

[mysteryman]

MonkeysLP posted:

Dude you're from Quebec

Last i checked Quebec was in Canada.
UNLESS THE UPRISING BEGAN, HOT DAMN I GOTTA GRAB ME A SHOTGUN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

[MonkeysLP]

???

Edited:

nooo gay thread please don't go quiet now or I'll have no excuse not to go sleep :(

[WolvesSoulZ]

MonkeysLP posted:

Dude you're from Quebec

And Québec is in Canada, and Zellers is a Canadian business. What is your point?

[Inufin]

o ye

I got myself a summer job but then I completely forgot that I don't have a job for now. Been dong nothing for 2 months. hmmmmmmmm

[DainBramageStudios]

Sobotnik posted:

packing fudge.

eheheeheheheheheh