1. Post #1
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    September 2006
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    A 41-year-old man is to stand trial after being arrested for feeding sausage rolls to police horses.

    Francis Kelly faces a breach of the peace charge over allegedly feeding the animals pastries in Pollokshaws Road, Glasgow, on 26 September this year.

    The charge alleges he behaved in a "threatening or abusive manner" and "adopted an aggressive stance" towards officers when told to put food away.

    Mr Kelly, who denies the charge, faces trial at a Justice of the Peace court.

    It is not known how Mr Kelly, who is from the city's Govanhill area, initially came into contact with the horses.

    He was unavailable for comment regarding the allegations, but a source close to the case said he would be fighting the charge.

    The source said: "His view is simply that he thought the horses looked hungry - daft as that sounds."



    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-20344740
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  2. Post #2
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    Neigh.
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  3. Post #3
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    Dennab
    November 2006
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    I'm sure that's not the only sausage roll he tried to give to horses.
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  4. Post #4
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    January 2010
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    man feeds sausages to horses

    the end is neigh



    sorry
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  5. Post #5
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    February 2005
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    I'm not the only one who thought that guy fucked the horse.
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  6. Post #6
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    The source said: "His view is simply that he thought the horses looked hungry - daft as that sounds."
    lol

  7. Post #7
    If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.
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    I thought this was another Mr. Hands Sex case.
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  8. Post #8
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    Death sentence!!
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  9. Post #9
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    May 2009
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    no wonder he's being arrested, i heard they were a bit


    HOARSE

    im so sorry
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  10. Post #10
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    October 2009
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    And for my next trick, I will feed a horse a percussion-based pastry

    Drum roll please...
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  11. Post #11
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    People seem to be getting arrested for loads of stupid shit in the UK at the moment, it's getting ridiculous
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    June 2005
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    I like to feed the sniffer dogs on way into festivals. They always appreciate a good bite of burger.
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  13. Post #13
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    January 2005
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    I don't know what's more ridiculous: the article, or the fact this is the first thing I thought when reading this:

    "THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!!! You're under arrest for threatening an officer of the law!"
    "I'm a peaceful man! I'm a school teacher!"
    "Shut up! You're a cop killer!"
    "I love horses! I love horses!"
    "I love horses!"
    "I love Buttestuff!"
    "Buttercup! Say it!"
    "Butternuts!"
    "Cup!"
    "Cup!"
    *both* "Cuuuup!!"

    Source
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    People seem to be getting arrested for loads of stupid shit in the UK at the moment, it's getting ridiculous
    at least we don't have a law that enables our military to indefinitely detain our citizens without proof or good cause
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    what's with all the puns guys, stop horsing around.
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  16. Post #16
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    November 2007
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    i think those sausage rolls were thrown by lee mack then given to the horse, dirty fucking sausage roll, it's a biological attack

  17. Post #17
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    October 2006
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    Stupid fucking horse, eat the sausage rolls or you don't get any mince!

  18. Post #18
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    HazzaHardie's Avatar
    January 2010
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    should of fed it pork

  19. Post #19
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    June 2009
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    Can horses even digest sausage?
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    This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
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  21. Post #21
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    May 2005
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    Can horses even digest sausage?
    Well they are herbivores so its unlikely. What is probably a bigger issue at hand is they can't vomit so anything they eat has to go through their system.

    With their teeth its unlikely they could chew the sausage into small enough pieces and so they might get bowel blockage necessitating an operation.

  22. Post #22
    "Epic Leddit pwner :)"
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    March 2010
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    The charge alleges he behaved in a "threatening or abusive manner" and "adopted an aggressive stance"
    GIMME THE MONEY OR ELSE THE HORSE'S DIET GETS IT

  23. Post #23
    If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.
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    I don't know what's more ridiculous: the article, or the fact this is the first thing I thought when reading this:

    "THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!!! You're under arrest for threatening an officer of the law!"
    "I'm a peaceful man! I'm a school teacher!"
    "Shut up! You're a cop killer!"
    "I love horses! I love horses!"
    "I love horses!"
    "I love Buttestuff!"
    "Buttercup! Say it!"
    "Butternuts!"
    "Cup!"
    "Cup!"
    *both* "Cuuuup!!"

    Source
    The fuck are you even doing
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    I don't know what's more ridiculous: the article, or the fact this is the first thing I thought when reading this:

    "THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!!! You're under arrest for threatening an officer of the law!"
    "I'm a peaceful man! I'm a school teacher!"
    "Shut up! You're a cop killer!"
    "I love horses! I love horses!"
    "I love horses!"
    "I love Buttestuff!"
    "Buttercup! Say it!"
    "Butternuts!"
    "Cup!"
    "Cup!"
    *both* "Cuuuup!!"

    Source
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  25. Post #25
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    Just hoof does he think he is?
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  26. Post #26
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    January 2005
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    This is no laughing matter, if horses eat too many sausage rolls they could get the trots.
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