1. Post #1
    It sounds like something out of a horror movie.

    A Houston man is suing the makers of an herbal supplement that promises better sexual performance because he claims it caused his penis to fracture during a roll between the sheets with his girlfriend.

    According to the lawsuit, filed this week, Aaron Carter had "significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror."

    The suit, filed in the district court of Harris County, goes on to claim that VirilisPro was "defective and unreasonably dangerous for use by consumers."

    Carter, 29, is seeking medical expenses and punitive damages for "pain and suffering."
    We tried to reach the manufacturer, Haute Health, but they have not returned calls.
    Injuries during intercourse, while rare, do happen. Dr LeRoy Jones, who is a Professor of Urology at the University of Texas Health Science Center says they see about a dozen cases a year.

    He tells 1200 WOAI news, this case is typical.

    "What happens is, when a guy has an erection, the penis is filled with blood and there's a lot of pressure. If the pelvic bone hits the penis, you can kinda think of the penis as buckling. You can get a rupture and blood can leak out."

    He says, surprisingly, it is not as painful as many would think. He calls it a "semi-urgent surgery."

    As for the pills, he doubts they're to blame.

    "Maybe guys will have a placebo effects but there's nothing in there that will help them."
    Read more: http://radio.woai.com/cc-common/main...#ixzz259NAfT9Q

    Jesus christ ouch
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    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Holy FUCK ow
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    EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee ouch I'm holding my member right now
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    Dennab
    October 2010
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    Ooohhh... that smarts.

  5. Post #5
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    August 2006
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    What? That's not normal?
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    2014 SH Pun Award Nominee
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    January 2009
    21,268 Posts
    I saw a drawn picture like that already

    I laughed




    Next time I won't


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  7. Post #7
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    D3TBS's Avatar
    March 2011
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    observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror.
    I can totally see him screaming and spraying blood all over the room like a fire hose
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    Glod Menber
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    May 2008
    24,573 Posts
    What an idiot.
    Sure, I feel bad for him because it probably hurt more than I can imagine, but to sue someone who has no part in it is just retarded.

  9. Post #9
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,691 Posts
    Reminds me of that one video on efukt where a girl steps on a guys dick with high heels and it pierces his dick and shoots blood everywhere
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    April 2011
    2,132 Posts
    Reminds me of that one video on efukt where a girl steps on a guys dick with high heels and it pierces his dick and shoots blood everywhere
    Why did you decide to remind me of that?
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    Reminds me of that one video on efukt where a girl steps on a guys dick with high heels and it pierces his dick and shoots blood everywhere

    DSFHGHHGGJJG
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    August 2009
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    Reminds me of that one video on efukt where a girl steps on a guys dick with high heels and it pierces his dick and shoots blood everywhere
    FASDAFASFDASDFASDF
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    June 2009
    4,473 Posts
    Reminds me of that one video on efukt where a girl steps on a guys dick with high heels and it pierces his dick and shoots blood everywhere
    She is one of the most retarded people that could exist without forgetting how to breathe imo.

  14. Post #14
    If the mods approve of this title they hereby admit that they are all massive faggots
    koeniginator's Avatar
    October 2009
    9,663 Posts
    I can totally see him screaming and spraying blood all over the room like a fire hose
    like every woman at a certain time of month?

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    March 2011
    1,674 Posts
    I dont know why but it reminded me of this

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    ExplodingGuy's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,506 Posts
    Maybe he just likes Cannibal Corpse too much?
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    cecilbdemodded's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,523 Posts
    What? That's not normal?
    On meth it is...or male enhancement pills apparently.

  18. Post #18
    Zero Ziat's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,605 Posts
    Poor dude. Literally came blood.

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    Papoose's Avatar
    August 2012
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    Bloody hell that's bad
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    July 2007
    8,912 Posts
    Thread music.