1. Post #1
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    Pvt. Martin's Avatar
    April 2009
    19,815 Posts

    I shat you not.
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  2. Post #2
    scratch (nl)'s Avatar
    January 2010
    9,645 Posts
    holy fuck how terrifying
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  3. Post #3
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    5,318 Posts
    So how long you figure before Notch incorporates this into the official game?
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  4. Post #4
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    Mingebox's Avatar
    February 2010
    14,636 Posts
    So how long you figure before Notch incorporates this into the official game?
    "I know, I'll add a dating sim! There's no way modders will do that before I do!"

  5. Post #5
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    SonicHitman's Avatar
    April 2009
    5,349 Posts
    what a weird mod
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  6. Post #6
    This title is totally OVERKILL™!
    Coyoteze's Avatar
    November 2011
    8,263 Posts
    ... But why?
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  7. Post #7
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    Pvt. Martin's Avatar
    April 2009
    19,815 Posts
    Hey you know that fire entity?

    I so wanna fuck that :D
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  8. Post #8
    hi there
    Dennab
    September 2011
    5,898 Posts
    I now have even greater faith in the Minecraft community!!!!
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  9. Post #9
    Back in my day only cool kids had titles.
    Super_Poo's Avatar
    June 2005
    5,634 Posts
    Nope.
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  10. Post #10
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    Fayez's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,051 Posts
    I now have even greater faith in the Minecraft community!!!!
    Especially when there are mods like this.

    http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/...t-about-boobs/

    And this.

    http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/...le-pony-v1321/
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  11. Post #11
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    January 2005
    6,569 Posts
    If this doesn't end up having you fucking them, then it becomes boring.

    I know people are going to call me creepy for posting that, but if it doesn't have an end game, then you can neither jerk off to it or get a laugh out of it while wondering why someone would jerk off to it.
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  12. Post #12
    I PAID $9 TO TROLL THE GMF BECAUSE I ASPIRE TO BE BETTER THAN MY PROSTITUTE MOTHER WITH 9 KIDS AND DRUNKEN FATHER WHO BEATS ME EVERY NIGHT. SOMETIMES I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP HOPING THE MODS DONT BAN ME ;__;
    SoSicklyAwesome's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,242 Posts
    Why is he speaking like a retard?
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  13. Post #13
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    April 2009
    19,815 Posts


    Awww yeah I so wanna shove my dick into a decaying corpse!
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  14. Post #14
    High Admiral of the United FP Alliance
    jonoPorter's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,701 Posts
    I can get the girlfriend I ever wanted~

  15. Post #15
    I PAID $9 TO TROLL THE GMF BECAUSE I ASPIRE TO BE BETTER THAN MY PROSTITUTE MOTHER WITH 9 KIDS AND DRUNKEN FATHER WHO BEATS ME EVERY NIGHT. SOMETIMES I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP HOPING THE MODS DONT BAN ME ;__;
    SoSicklyAwesome's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,242 Posts
    Awww yeah I so wanna shove my dick into a decaying corpse!
    A pixelated, badly drawn corpse too.

    Edited:

    Atleast the curved head thing in that mod makes Minecraft look a little less ugly.
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  16. Post #16
    Deviantart Appreciation Station's Finest
    Pvt. Martin's Avatar
    April 2009
    19,815 Posts

    Atleast the curved head thing in that mod makes Minecraft look a little less ugly.
    At the costs of putting boobies on everything though.
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  17. Post #17
    Dog
    What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a dick?
    Dog's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,768 Posts
    When can you have a pigeon girlfriend???
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  18. Post #18
    Jesus fuck this is pathetic.
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  19. Post #19
    Hans-Gunther 3.'s Avatar
    May 2011
    2,707 Posts
    It's not a real girlfriend mod if you can't pork her! ;_;

    The indian accent part was just painful to sit through, I find it really horrifying when men attempt to talk like women. It just doesn't fit.
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  20. Post #20
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    Greenen72's Avatar
    September 2009
    8,701 Posts
    christ, last time i checked even anime girls shouldn't have eyes that big
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  21. Post #21
    Gold Member
    Griffster26's Avatar
    November 2011
    12,407 Posts
    Can I cut my leg off with a chainsaw now?
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  22. Post #22
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    BeAR!)'s Avatar
    August 2009
    2,046 Posts
    this will improve how people look upon the community by so much now!!

    how lonely must you be to want this mod?
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  23. Post #23
    TheXbriteEco's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,168 Posts
    the virginity is strong in this mod

    Edited:

    wait, actually, they should actually change the model of each mob
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  24. Post #24
    this will improve how people look upon the community by so much now!!

    how lonely must you be to want this mod?
    Yeah, this really doesn't help that stupid "Minecraft=Autism lololol!" sterotype.
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  25. Post #25
    yazrak's Avatar
    June 2012
    365 Posts
    katawa shoucraft

    moty 2012
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  26. Post #26
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,569 Posts
    Yeah, this really doesn't help that stupid "Minecraft=Autism lololol!" sterotype.
    You're posting in a thread about a girlfriend mod for lonely Minecraft players.
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  27. Post #27
    cdr248's Avatar
    August 2009
    9,512 Posts
    The Autism levels are shooting through the roof!
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  28. Post #28
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    markfu's Avatar
    October 2007
    6,441 Posts
    I was thinking "oh hey, the idea of having npc followers would be pretty neat in minecraft. If you don't feel/can't play multiplayer then you can just have some followers to help you out in singleplayer." Then I clicked on the video.
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  29. Post #29
    Laserbeams's Avatar
    February 2010
    10,034 Posts
    I'm sickened but curious
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  30. Post #30
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
    Kegan's Avatar
    August 2007
    8,311 Posts
    Welp, pack it in fellas. We're done here.
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  31. Post #31
    Here's to giving Garry Newman more money.
    Chaplin's Avatar
    August 2011
    5,170 Posts
    The video has 1,000,000+ views and more likes than dislikes

    why
    in the name of good taste, i say
    why
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  32. Post #32
    ultimate poster
    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,562 Posts
    gross
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  33. Post #33
    Dennab
    April 2010
    2,092 Posts
    Even more sad is, why did someone create this mod?

  34. Post #34
    Gold Member
    Wormy's Avatar
    July 2010
    8,097 Posts
    Oh there goes gravity, moms spaghetti.
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  35. Post #35
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    Dennab
    March 2005
    1,910 Posts
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  36. Post #36
    Dennab
    November 2010
    2,406 Posts
    Follows rule 34.
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  37. Post #37
    I wish I had a tentacle hand. Japan would pay billions for some real-life tentacles.
    Bokito's Avatar
    February 2009
    4,540 Posts
    Man, they better incorporate the ability to fuck it.
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  38. Post #38
    Gold Member
    OhHello's Avatar
    May 2011
    435 Posts
    Jesus dickfuck is this disturbing.
    Why would somebody make this

  39. Post #39
    Gold Member
    Ray-The-Sun's Avatar
    December 2007
    11,828 Posts
    Jesus, I can just imagine the awkward dating sim styled sex scenes the guy would make if he could code for shit.

    "Cupa
    I-I'm gonna e-explooooode!"
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  40. Post #40
    Gold Member
    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,569 Posts
    Jesus, I can just imagine the awkward dating sim styled sex scenes the guy would make if he could code for shit.

    "Cupa
    I-I'm gonna e-explooooode!"
    "Hey, how did Steve die?"

    "He was fucking a creeper."
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