1. Post #1
    Jay Gatsby's Avatar
    November 2011
    48 Posts
    Subway may want to clean up its Facebook page, because fans of animated pornography have given the “Five Dollar Footlong” a whole new meaning.

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    Early Wednesday morning, dozens of pseudonymous contributors flooded the restaurant's official Facebook page with obscene photos of anime characters enjoying foot-long sandwiches (link is NSFW). In each pornographic image, male and female genitalia have been replaced with food.

    According to one of the submitters who spoke to the Daily Dot, identifying herself only as Ember, the majority of the photos originated on Hatsune Miku Troll, a Facebook fan page dedicated to Miku Hatsune, an animated pop star in Japan.

    “Hatsuke Miku Troll started making daily sandwich pics censoring with a subway sandwich and their logo,” Ember told the Daily Dot. “So, the admin of that page asked if they should post the pictures to subway's page. Of course, a bunch of people agreed and joined in. We all went to websites for original pictures, saved them, opened them up in Photoshop or whatever other editing program we had, and placed the sandwich pic and or logo in there. Subway also banned us from the page afterwards, which isn't surprising at all.”

    Other photos originate in a FacePunch forums thread (also NSFW) dedicated to Photoshopping Subway sandwiches into hentai (a Japanese term for porn comics). Though the thread began on Dec. 26, 2011, its most recent post is from 36 hours ago.

    Based on participants’ submissions and comments, the meme doesn’t originate from any ill will for either porn or Subway sandwiches. It’s just a bizarre juxtaposition.

    “Finally a thread for my extremely specific hentai, mayo and Subway-penis fetish!” Thaard wrote.

    When a screenshot of Subway’s Facebook predicament made it to Reddit’s r/funny, redditors blamed Subway for the mess.

    “This is what happens when a large public entity lets everyone tag them in photos,” emarkd wrote. “They should know better.”

    Subway apparently became aware of the incident Wednesday afternoon, and a moderator began removing the images. However, that has only encouraged submitters.

    “[S]o subway removed my post and a couple others. brb posting more,” Yichao Ravioli wrote.

    Subway has yet to respond to the Daily Dot’s requests for comment.

    Facebook has struggled with pornography for years, and clearly has yet to develop a photo recognition software to stop porn before it’s posted. For now, Subway is on its own.
    http://www.facebook.com/subway/photos



    hahahahahahahaha

    http://www.dailydot.com/news/subway-...h-porn-hentai/
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  2. Post #2
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    19,105 Posts
    Huh, not every day you see FP mentioned in news (sure it's some websites, but news is news unless it's Fox). Also the whole Subway Hentai thing is kinda funny, I guess.
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  3. Post #3
    itty-bitty pretty kitty
    Dennab
    September 2008
    9,837 Posts
    yay we're in the news

    hi mum
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  4. Post #4
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    January 2005
    6,405 Posts
    THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID THAT I WANTED A 12-INCH MEAT SUB!!
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  5. Post #5
    Terminutter's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,197 Posts
    Thaard, you're famous!
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  6. Post #6
    Mombasa's Hubby :3
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    October 2008
    3,886 Posts
    Go us.
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  7. Post #7
    DesumThePanda's Avatar
    January 2010
    9,759 Posts
    This news is delicious.
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  8. Post #8
    into things like this - if you know what
    Dennab
    December 2011
    4,031 Posts
    haha

  9. Post #9
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    October 2007
    21,565 Posts
    Just got a call from BBC they want to interview me as an experienced fp member

    I also got a book deal and warner bros is knocking on my door
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  10. Post #10
    This made my day. Thank you, Facepunch.
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  11. Post #11
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    January 2005
    6,405 Posts
    Just got a call from BBC they want to interview me as an experienced fp member

    I also got a book deal and warner bros is knocking on my door
    I'm jealous.
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  12. Post #12
    Wow. Of all things we get mentioned for.


    we get mentioned for this.


    feels good

    Edited:

    that thread was pretty fucking platinum though.
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  13. Post #13
    Lyonidis's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,414 Posts
    People.

    Wait until foxnews - I mean fox entertainment - gets a hold of this.

    The finger pointing.

    The terrorism accusing.

    The sensationalism.
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  14. Post #14
    Fight until death, shoot until empty.

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  15. Post #15
    itty-bitty pretty kitty
    Dennab
    September 2008
    9,837 Posts
    facepunch ends up getting a ton of visitors from this

    they all come into GD

    see this

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  16. Post #16
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    Dennab
    June 2005
    15,081 Posts
    fucking hilarious
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  17. Post #17
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    January 2009
    354 Posts
    I demand sauce on everything from the page.
    not really
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  18. Post #18
    Fight until death, shoot until empty.

    November 2009
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    also, next month is $5 Footlong month - fyi
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  19. Post #19
    Lyonidis's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,414 Posts
    Well, all the drama aside, wonder what else will happen.
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  21. Post #21
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    July 2010
    3,151 Posts
    now's my 5 minutes of fame.

    how do these things work?
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  22. Post #22
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    August 2009
    2,716 Posts
    Oh god this made my day

  23. Post #23
    Blue Member?
    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,602 Posts
    4chan was doing this too not just us

  24. Post #24
    doomevil's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,634 Posts
    Hahahah, Oh god the facebook comments.

  25. Post #25
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    17,333 Posts
    Just got a call from BBC they want to interview me as an experienced fp member

    I also got a book deal and warner bros is knocking on my door
    Samuel L. Jackson as TH89. Make it happen.
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  26. Post #26
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    May 2012
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    Im crying its just to funny!

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  27. Post #27
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    July 2010
    3,151 Posts
    Samuel L. Jackson as TH89. Make it happen.
    "I'VE HAD IT WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING SANDWICHES.."

    I can see it now.
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  28. Post #28
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,380 Posts
    ahahaha oh god

    some honest normal mother posted this:


    and then this gets uploaded:




    just posted it in the wrong place at the wrong time I guess
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  29. Post #29
    EzioAuditore's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,338 Posts
    I'm literally in tears. This is brilliant.
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  30. Post #30
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    July 2010
    3,151 Posts
    ahahaha oh god

    some honest normal mother posted this:


    and then this gets uploaded:




    just posted it in the wrong place at the wrong time I guess
    Did you seriously screencap a Facebook picture?
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  31. Post #31
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    July 2010
    8,019 Posts
    Now this is what I call comedy.

  32. Post #32
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    January 2005
    6,405 Posts
    ahahaha oh god

    some honest normal mother posted this:


    and then this gets uploaded:




    just posted it in the wrong place at the wrong time I guess
    Welcome to the internet. Your seat is right this way.
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  33. Post #33
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    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,380 Posts
    Did you seriously screencap a Facebook picture?
    don't be so pedantic

    also the pictures are down from facebook so that's why screencapping can be handy
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  34. Post #34
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    July 2010
    3,151 Posts
    Now watch as we have people sign up just to tell us that we're scum and that we worship the devil.

    lolinternet
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  35. Post #35
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    Wow, and I took a look at the subway hentai thread some hours ago to check what it had.
    Subway must NOT be happy

  36. Post #36
    Ahaha the Boku ones
    amazing job comrades

  37. Post #37
    Did you seriously screencap a Facebook picture?
    Well, it is a fucking pain in the ass to download pictures off Facebook that aren't your own.

    Compare that to pressing "Print Screen".
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  38. Post #38
    Kljunas's Avatar
    August 2011
    2,751 Posts
    Best new of the year.

  39. Post #39
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    July 2010
    3,151 Posts
    Well, it is a fucking pain in the ass to download pictures off Facebook that aren't your own.

    Compare that to pressing "Print Screen".
    I don't see what is so hard about right clicking and saving as?
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  40. Post #40
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    October 2007
    21,565 Posts
    Well, it is a fucking pain in the ass to download pictures off Facebook that aren't your own.

    Compare that to pressing "Print Screen".
    AFAIK you can just right click? They didn't let you do that for a while but it's back now
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