1. Post #5001

    June 2012
    100 Posts
    Guys do you remember the pastebin mentioning a car boss ? Maybe this is it .

    >>> Kingo Pago
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  2. Post #5002
    JohnnyGoGo's Avatar
    April 2012
    543 Posts
    How the hell is Pyro going to burn robots?
    I hope they're all covered in oil or something
    Flamethowers don't shoot fire, they fire a stream of flammable liquid or gas which is on fire so yes, the robots will burn.
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  3. Post #5003
    Official Smiles.
    HazzaHardie's Avatar
    January 2010
    10,649 Posts
    also it shoots rainbows
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  4. Post #5004
    SLBros.'s Avatar
    September 2011
    4,399 Posts
    Everyone has missed the obvious. Large blue colored tanks can only mean one thing.



    There are still 4 more and they merge together to make a Megazord
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  5. Post #5005
    Dennab
    July 2012
    2,130 Posts
    Just been on a full crit orange server
    I just love going GL/SJ/Pan and trolling snipers
    Seriously, cp_orangex3(fix) all the way. My favourite map is an orange map :(

    The amount of people who use these weapons actively while I'm on those servers are ridiculous
    Soda Popper
    Sun on a Stick
    COW MANGLER
    Reserve Shooter
    Buff Banner, I mean seriously? At least try out the Battalions Backup!
    Market Gardner. That was not a trick shot, it was a forced crit
    Backburner
    Manmelter (Just use the flamethrower!)
    I would say Axtinguisher, but it looks like the -50% damage carries onto forced crits instead of full blown 195 damage like received crits.
    Neon fucking Annihilator
    KGB
    Frontier Justice
    KRITZKRIEG If you use that on that server, get ready for a grenade up your Medigun
    Cleaners Carbine
    Jarate, unless used against Spies
    Bushwacka. Fire's bad enough with crits without the 20% vulnerability
    Ambassador
    Diamondback. I use the Db on Orange when I play Spy. But only because its strange and I love the crit noise


    I mean, really guys? At least save a loadout if you're planning to go on all crit servers....


    On another note, these weapons are godsends on all crit servers
    Baby Face's Blaster: One shot = full charge

    Candy Cane: Because any explosive on a full crit server is an instakill anyway and there are little to no health kits

    Battalion's Backup: Do I have to explain?

    Shotguns and Scatterguns and Rocket and Grenade Launchers have pretty damn good dps as well

    Powerjack: Because nobody uses melee and you can't get health if you have no Medics or Dispensers

    Ullapool Caber: Feel the orgasm

    Sandvich: Because of the health problem again

    Crit a Cola: +25% speed for no downside? Yes please!

    GRU: Practically OP

    Fists of Steel: Really REALLY needed. They let you survive taunt kills for gods sakes! Note: Do not try and crit Holiday Punch a Heavy with the FoS and taunt kill him. You will fail

    Holiday Punch: Its a straight upgrade already, come on! I play on all crit servers a lot. If I get a Strange Holiday Punch I will only ever use it there
    Kills: 0
    (Taunt Kills: 45089)
    Y'know, if we get a strange part for that

    Pomson 6000: Feel The Rage

    Short Circuit: Because Demospam & Spamdier's are huge problems

    Southern Hospitality: For Obvious Reasons

    Gunslinger: Debatable, but amazing. Not for you of course, those uncrittable sentries are like hell

    Any Sniper Rifle

    Enforcer: YES

    I don't know why I posted this

    Edited:

    Why Lightspeed Rescue. Just why?
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  6. Post #5006
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,473 Posts
    Just been on a full crit orange server
    I just love going GL/SJ/Pan and trolling snipers
    Seriously, cp_orangex3(fix) all the way. My favourite map is an orange map :(
    And this has... what to do with major update speculation?
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  7. Post #5007
    Dennab
    July 2012
    2,130 Posts
    And this has... what to do with major update speculation?
    Have you seen any of my other posts here? I'm trying to calm down people who are having excitement induced heart attacks with boring stuff
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  8. Post #5008
    SLBros.'s Avatar
    September 2011
    4,399 Posts
    Why Lightspeed Rescue. Just why?
    because I don't know shit about Power Rangers
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  9. Post #5009
    Official Smiles.
    HazzaHardie's Avatar
    January 2010
    10,649 Posts
    I hope some more maps come out that relate to Mr. Gray so I can do more of this
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  10. Post #5010
    JohnnyGoGo's Avatar
    April 2012
    543 Posts
    Just been on a full crit orange server
    I just love going GL/SJ/Pan and trolling snipers
    Seriously, cp_orangex3(fix) all the way. My favourite map is an orange map :(
    Don't be sethcaron please, this thread gets spammy enough, general chat has it's own thread. I did enjoy lurking this thread a few versions ago getting some neat info and the odd gag, and then taking off again without having to sift through so many shitposts.
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  11. Post #5011
    ObiWonTwo's Avatar
    June 2012
    727 Posts
    And this has... what to do with major update speculation?
    Dude. Have you seen all the Lego/movie/random ass stuff that gets posted here? At least this is TF2 related....

    Also, what if they somehow took the tank model on the Orange map, removed the center building in Orange, and replaced it with the tank? Maybe adding rooms inside it? For that matter, would it even be possible to rip the tank and add it to a custom map in desired size?
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  12. Post #5012
    Official Smiles.
    HazzaHardie's Avatar
    January 2010
    10,649 Posts
    Dude. Have you seen all the Lego/movie/random ass stuff that gets posted here? At least this is TF2 related....
    the lego dragon and movie thing was a reference to the sleeping dog promos so yeah they are way more related
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  13. Post #5013
    Dennab
    July 2012
    2,130 Posts
    Apparently the game confuses some kinds of rocket jumping with airshot rockets.

    Brb, gonna remake this with Propane Nightmares
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  14. Post #5014
    SPARLOCK's Avatar
    May 2012
    863 Posts
    Have you seen any of my other posts here? I'm trying to calm down people who are having excitement induced heart attacks with boring stuff
    uh
    why are you still here?
    i thought spuf went back to, y'know, spuf
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  15. Post #5015
    Bitl's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,455 Posts
    Dude. Have you seen all the Lego/movie/random ass stuff that gets posted here? At least this is TF2 related....
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  16. Post #5016
    Paltry Member
    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    Apparently the game confuses some kinds of rocket jumping with airshot rockets.

    Brb, gonna remake this with Propane Nightmares
    I would say "Go to GC with this kind of posts" but they would not like you.
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  17. Post #5017
    I am a very friendly person!
    AbeX300's Avatar
    January 2012
    7,529 Posts
    I hope some more maps come out that relate to Mr. Gray so I can do more of this
    Plot Twist

    Gray is actualaly a gay Medic.
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  18. Post #5018
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    Plot Twist

    Gray is actualaly a gay Medic.
    Hm?
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  19. Post #5019
    I am a very friendly person!
    AbeX300's Avatar
    January 2012
    7,529 Posts
    Yes, I know it's such an unbelievable, breath-taking discovery, but we all know that it is a fact, according to that picture.
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  20. Post #5020
    Gold Member
    Jorori's Avatar
    October 2010
    10,296 Posts
    Plot Twist

    Gray is actualaly a gay Medic.
    Suddendly all the Medic/Heavy fanart becomes canon
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  21. Post #5021
    Dennab
    February 2010
    1,404 Posts
    so this is probably really fucking late but now that we know gray was the guy on the far right there (and the one with the third life machine)

    so now that THAT mystery's been solved i don't know where valve can take tf2 canon next, seeing as pretty much the entire mann family has been exhausted. unless they decide to bring up the bastard cousins greenwhich and yeller.
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  22. Post #5022
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    so this is probably really fucking late but now that we know gray was the guy on the far right there (and the one with the third life machine)

    so now that THAT mystery's been solved i don't know where valve can take tf2 canon next, seeing as pretty much the entire mann family has been exhausted. unless they decide to bring up the bastard cousins greenwhich and yeller.
    Yeah, they haven't covered the dog yet. Let's go with.. he's the tank driver. Yeah, that'll do. Ship that in the next update.
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  23. Post #5023
    Captain_Crazy's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,092 Posts
    heal on wheels, gay gravel
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  24. Post #5024
    Gold Member
    Destroyox's Avatar
    June 2012
    942 Posts
    Yeah, they haven't covered the dog yet. Let's go with.. he's the tank driver. Yeah, that'll do. Ship that in the next update.
    10th class, guard dog update confirmed?
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  25. Post #5025
    Zelkyri's Avatar
    May 2012
    70 Posts
    so this is probably really fucking late but now that we know gray was the guy on the far right there (and the one with the third life machine)

    so now that THAT mystery's been solved i don't know where valve can take tf2 canon next, seeing as pretty much the entire mann family has been exhausted. unless they decide to bring up the bastard cousins greenwhich and yeller.
    It's obvious, they'll talk about that damn dog.
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  26. Post #5026
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    5,473 Posts
    uh
    why are you still here?
    i thought spuf went back to, y'know, spuf
    He was banned from spuf. So he can't go back.
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  27. Post #5027
    SLBros.'s Avatar
    September 2011
    4,399 Posts
    And then Gray Mann has nothing to do with the update since he's dead and never claimed a Life-Extend Machine
    Turns out Saxton Hale Jr. is behind it all
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  28. Post #5028
    Holy shit, what did I miss?

    This thread is booming.
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  29. Post #5029
    Gold Member
    Captain Chalky's Avatar
    September 2010
    8,041 Posts

    Never forget.
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  30. Post #5030
    SPARLOCK's Avatar
    May 2012
    863 Posts
    He was banned from spuf. So he can't go back.
    Why, god, why?
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  31. Post #5031
    Gold Member
    Hellduck's Avatar
    March 2007
    5,739 Posts
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  32. Post #5032
    Gold Member
    samframpton's Avatar
    May 2008
    2,447 Posts
    Zephaniah said in is will that he left something, that should be kept in secrecy to this mystery figure, I guess he was talking about something to do with this gray gravel company.
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  33. Post #5033
    I am a very friendly person!
    AbeX300's Avatar
    January 2012
    7,529 Posts
    Yeah, they haven't covered the dog yet. Let's go with.. he's the tank driver. Yeah, that'll do. Ship that in the next update.
    Silent Hill 2 promotion confirmed.
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  34. Post #5034
    Corporal Yippie's Avatar
    August 2009
    6,212 Posts


    I really hope this was a very clever nod at this guy being the Eagle and not Silas like everyone thought
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  35. Post #5035
    QUACK MASTER
    Kaze1's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,839 Posts


    I really hope this was a very clever nod at this guy being the Eagle and not Silas like everyone thought
    if it was on purpose, it's fucking genious
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  36. Post #5036
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    17,007 Posts
    they just make the story up as they go along.
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  37. Post #5037
    zombays's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,102 Posts
    Apparently the game confuses some kinds of rocket jumping with airshot rockets.

    Brb, gonna remake this with Propane Nightmares
    Aaaaaaaaaaand now you're a douche again
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  38. Post #5038
    Dreams of chronic and sustained critglows.
    ned_ballad's Avatar
    December 2010
    17,007 Posts
    man, you guys these last few days have been going on some bizarre tangents with ancient information
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  39. Post #5039
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,298 Posts
    Holy shit, what did I miss?

    This thread is booming.
    There are giant fucking FUTURO MOBILE BASES AKA GIANT FUCKING TANKS all over TF2.

    Not even kidding.

    Then there's this.

    And they just released a new big update with Hong Kong map.
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  40. Post #5040
    The Great Thief and defense attorney's assistant's assistant
    Kapellmeister's Avatar
    January 2012
    3,254 Posts
    I'm not sure if it's old but Jeep Barnett's site says that he's been "helping the Team Fortress 2 team with a big update to be released this year".

    I mean, it's obvious that we're getting a big update this year but... yeah.
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