1. Post #1
    Chief Gunnery Sgt. of the SS Shitpost
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    March 2009
    16,175 Posts
    Holy fuck my sides!


    And please, keep the bitching about TB down to a minimum...
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  2. Post #2
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    April 2011
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    The anger when dying seems pretty forced especially since he dies immediately in.
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  3. Post #3
    HOW DOES HE NOT REALIZE YOU CAN'T JUMP ON THAT FUCKING BRIDGE

    GOD DAMN
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  4. Post #4
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    June 2006
    11,233 Posts
    Wow, he's doing every bad Let's Player stereotype in this video. Great, he's now successfully imitated every terrible IWBTG lets play ever.
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  5. Post #5
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    February 2008
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    loving the forced anger 2 deaths in

    Oh great, he's fucking awful at the game too. I'm done watching this, it's not even an entertaining trainwreck.
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  6. Post #6
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    April 2011
    1,186 Posts
    "Hey guys this game is known to be a difficult game." He then proceeded to force himself to become butt frustrated.
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  7. Post #7
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    January 2006
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    I think that he did that on purpose, to provoke and demonstrate the mainstream let's player.

    Not sure though.
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  8. Post #8
    I think that he did that on purpose, to provoke and demonstrate the mainstream let's player.

    Not sure though.
    I'm not really overacting for views, it's merely an act!
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  9. Post #9
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
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    This guy is legitimately terrible at the game.
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  10. Post #10
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    June 2006
    11,233 Posts
    This is up there with Nostalgia Critic's Bart's Nightmare playthrough.
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  11. Post #11
    سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ امارتيخ ̷̴̐خ
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    November 2010
    2,031 Posts
    always fucking hated the way total biscuit talks
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  12. Post #12
    I watched a stream of a video game so that means I'm an authority on it!
    HoodedSniper's Avatar
    May 2007
    5,082 Posts
    You can tell how forced this shit is, he cant act at all, dont even know why he needs to act.

    He is fucking awful at video games.
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  13. Post #13
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    January 2009
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    You can tell how forced this shit is, he cant act at all, dont even know why he needs to act.

    He is fucking awful at video games.
    I don't think you can really say that when it's a IWTBTG game
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  14. Post #14
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
    Bobie's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,262 Posts
    i thought forced anger on hard video games stopped being funny a few years ago
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    I watched a stream of a video game so that means I'm an authority on it!
    HoodedSniper's Avatar
    May 2007
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    I don't think you can really say that when it's a IWTBTG game
    No you really can, he never figured out you cant jump at the bridge, the very first thing.

    If he cant do that then I cant imagine him doing anything else in the game.

    And he still blows at games on WTF videos.
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  16. Post #16
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    August 2010
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    That was pretty funny, loved it how when he finally made it past the bridge that thing killed him right after

  17. Post #17
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    November 2008
    3,879 Posts
    Thing is, generally this guy is fucking smart. But when it comes to games that he just cant handle, he gets fucking mad in a bad way.
    Fucking hated that video
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  18. Post #18
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    June 2006
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    No you really can, he never figured out you cant jump at the bridge, the very first thing.

    If he cant do that then I cant imagine him doing anything else in the game.

    And he still blows at games on WTF videos.
    Oh god, him whining about Max Payne 3's multiplayer was so stupid.

  19. Post #19
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    August 2010
    3,839 Posts
    Haha I downloaded the game and when you select easy it closes your game and opens up the Barbie website
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  20. Post #20
    Clops with bisousbisous daily <3
    Mr. Smartass's Avatar
    December 2010
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    I don't think you can really say that when it's a IWTBTG game
    No, he really is just that fuckawful. The point of IWTBTG games is that you actually know HOW to beat a trap after the fifth-ish time you beat it, even if you can't actually execute the move. He had legitimately no idea how to advance.
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  21. Post #21
    Glod Menber
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    May 2008
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    I don't think you can really say that when it's a IWTBTG game
    You are overestimating the difficulty of the game, when you know that the bridge is going to blow up, you suck at the game if you still can't jump over it.

  22. Post #22
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    September 2009
    3,223 Posts
    Oh god, him whining about Max Payne 3's multiplayer was so stupid.
    Goddamn his Max Payne 3 review really showed how much of a cunt he was. Half the video was complaining about cutscenes in fucking Max Payne. Which is kind of like playing Guitar Hero and complaining that there's too much guitar.
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  23. Post #23
    I once watched a girl get eaten by a horse and it was bad
    Dead Madman's Avatar
    December 2008
    5,705 Posts
    To be honest I seriously don't see why these kind of videos appeal to the community he has going. I've heard of this guy before, and he's fairly famous on youtube as it is, but I just don't seem to laugh at his videos at all.

    This doesn't mean I dislike the guy, he's probably a nice guy to get along with, but I can't seem to get a little annoyed at how badly he's obviously forcing his frustration with failures. Perhaps he's doing it for more views, well, if he is, then he's doing pretty badly.

    Usually when someone gets pissed off at a game they scream at the top of their lungs at the game screaming how they'd rape the creators family and stab them/shit on them after raping them, yet this guy is just stuttering "ahh, goh, wouldyou, aghhh" which seriously is not humorous in any way at all.

  24. Post #24
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    July 2007
    2,083 Posts
    there's an invisible wall~

    Edited:

    Goddamn his Max Payne 3 review really showed how much of a cunt he was. Half the video was complaining about cutscenes in fucking Max Payne. Which is kind of like playing Guitar Hero and complaining that there's too much guitar.
    It would be more like playing Guitar Hero and complaining that there's too many cutscenes and not enough guitar. The older Max Payne games didn't have that many cutscenes.
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  25. Post #25
    I'm a bit like this.
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    June 2012
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    This guy is 10 times better:

    (Yes, it's a different game, but whatever.)
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  26. Post #26
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    December 2009
    3,051 Posts
    He obviously tried to make a point on people who make Kazio Mario playtroughs and fake rage at stuff and talk about what they're doing right now at the screen. However it backfires alot really.
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  27. Post #27
    I watched a stream of a video game so that means I'm an authority on it!
    HoodedSniper's Avatar
    May 2007
    5,082 Posts
    there's an invisible wall~

    Edited:


    It would be more like playing Guitar Hero and complaining that there's too many cutscenes and not enough guitar. The older Max Payne games didn't have that many cutscenes.
    Ya Max Payne 3 looked like it had A LOT of cutscenes, I never played it so I dont know how good or bad it is, but everyone I talked to who played it loved it regardless.

    The thing is, Totalbiscuit couldnt stop bitching about cutscenes for the entire length of the video, the ENTIRE video thats all it was.

    We got it after the first time he said it about a minute in, we didnt need to hear that for the next 9.

  28. Post #28
    Dennab
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  29. Post #29
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    August 2007
    8,304 Posts
    Hey guys, did you know there was some shmuck who played this game live at EVO for nearly two hours? He fit the description of a shitty LP'er too. Normally I'd say don't go and watch it. But the creator of IWBTG fucks with him, which makes the video fairly watchable.

    Also as I said in another topic. I can feel the surging tidal wave of shitty LPs coming in
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  30. Post #30
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    September 2009
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    floe ain't no shmuck.
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  31. Post #31
    I was nice to a hobo once and he bought me this title
    Dirf's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,931 Posts
    I usually really like TB because he's genuinely smart, but this was just a horrendous video. Forced anger immediately when he dies the first time.
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  32. Post #32
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    August 2010
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    Hey guys, did you know there was some shmuck who played this game live at EVO for nearly two hours? He fit the description of a shitty LP'er too. Normally I'd say don't go and watch it. But the creator of IWBTG fucks with him, which makes the video fairly watchable.

    Also as I said in another topic. I can feel the surging tidal wave of shitty LPs coming in
    Don't be hatin' on floe
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  33. Post #33
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    August 2007
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    Retsupurae would beg to differ, also I noticed in a top ten Floe moments with IWBTG, he was using Medium difficulty, you could see the pink ribbon.

    If that's not a shmuck I don't know what is.
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  34. Post #34
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    June 2008
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    Retsupurae would beg to differ, also I noticed in a top ten Floe moments with IWBTG, he was using Medium difficulty, you could see the pink ribbon.

    If that's not a shmuck I don't know what is.
    Except he was playing on an arcade stick, which means no turbo, and afaik he did boshy on hard.

  35. Post #35
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    August 2007
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    Except he was playing on an arcade stick, which means no turbo, and afaik he did boshy on hard.
    Isn't Hard the standard difficulty on Boshy? Furthermore where the hell did turbo come into the discussion?

    What I'm trying to get at is for someone who's apparently a competitive gamer, someone who should have fast reflexes and quick pattern recognition, it took him a long time to figure some of this shit out.

  36. Post #36
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    September 2009
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    Isn't Hard the standard difficulty on Boshy? Furthermore where the hell did turbo come into the discussion?

    What I'm trying to get at is for someone who's apparently a competitive gamer, someone who should have fast reflexes and quick pattern recognition, it took him a long time to figure some of this shit out.
    ummm just because you're a competitive gamer doesn't mean you magically know how to play every game with godly talent.

  37. Post #37
    Black Box Lover and Enthusiast
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    August 2007
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    ummm just because you're a competitive gamer doesn't mean you magically know how to play every game with godly talent.
    Okay yeah but he also played through IWBTG and Boshy. And I'm talking about how he'd repeatedly die to certain traps, and it'd took him quite a bit of time to learn how to clear them. But I don't think this is the thread for this discussion. So I'll leave it at that.

  38. Post #38
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    September 2007
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    can't wait for the apology video like the nostalgia critic barts shitty lets play

  39. Post #39
    Ex-Least Respected Usergroup
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    June 2007
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    can't wait for the apology video like the nostalgia critic barts shitty lets play
    Total Biscuit should apologise for generally existing on youtube.
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  40. Post #40
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    Isn't Hard the standard difficulty on Boshy? Furthermore where the hell did turbo come into the discussion?

    What I'm trying to get at is for someone who's apparently a competitive gamer, someone who should have fast reflexes and quick pattern recognition, it took him a long time to figure some of this shit out.
    You obviously know a lot about this, I can tell you're probably a ten year running champion of EVO.

    Actually, no.
    Floe is in the top ten, hell, maybe even the top 5 of american fighting game pros.

    reflexes isn't an universal skill, for example fighting game reflexes don't translate into sidescroller reflexes, and hell, IWBTG games are memory games, they're literally impossible to win on the first try, because it is simply impossible to predict some of the bullshit that game throws at you.
    And most of the boshy bosses have danmaku elements, which means they're extremely hard to read the first few times, it might be easy as a person watching, but when you have to dodge and shoot at the same time it gets pretty hard.

    If you disagree with me, I have one simple challenge for someone like you that obviously has the reflexes like a god, finish the entire series of touhou bullet hell games on the first try, since you're obviously so good at recognizing patterns the moment they spring into existence, have this for a taste.
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