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http://optf2.com/tf2/items
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Goldfish
Level 1 Goldfish
Does it strike you as mysterious that goldfish are neither MADE OF GOLD or EVEN FISH? Because it should. Also, goldfish ARE fish, we got that part wrong. TO GET YOU OFF THE SCENT!
Pocket Lint
Level 1 Pocket Lint
Is it fabric lint? Navel lint you're keeping in your pocket so you don't lose it? Naval lint brushed from the hull of a battleship? This is pretty mysterious lint.
Cheese Wheel
Level 1 Cheese Wheel
This cheese doesn't seem so mysterious until you realize it's full of bullet holes. Somebody got to this cheese before it could talk.
Banana Peel
Level 1 Banana Peel
Where did the banana go? Sit down for this next part, because WE HAVE NO IDEA. Admit it, that's kind of mysterious.
Barn Door Plank
Level 1 Plank
This barn door plank doesn't look mysterious at all, until you view it at an atomic level. Hey, there's a horse there next to all those atoms. They're taking turns riding the horse. Man, how did a horse get there? Pretty darn mysterious.
Secret Diary
Level 1 Secret Diary
Unlike other games we could mention, owning this won't trigger a sound file narrating secret diary entries. Why? Because we RESPECT THE PRIVACY of our characters. What are they hiding? Truly we live in MYSTERIOUS TIMES.
Capacitor
Level 1 Capacitor
How did it get damaged? Who damaged it? What is a capacitor? Better get your tickets ready, because the mystery train is leaving the station. Or did it already leave? Another mystery!
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finally.
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Damn Suttles, i knew i should have made this page a second ago.
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Added:
"Cheese Wheel"
"Goldfish"
"Pocket Link"
"Banana Peel"
"Barn Poor Plank"
"Secret Diary"
"Damage Capacitor"
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Lint*
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What the...
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Lots of new items..
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TINFOIL HATS!!! TINFOIL HATS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
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from the speculation thread:
What the hell are these?
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Capacitor has 6.22 on it. DATE?!
CONSPIRACIES
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They all have the word "mystery" in the description.
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Guys, it's a hint to meet the pyro.
Bible is charred, there's a start.
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Lint.
A++ valve update now they put lint into their game oh god the artstyle!!!!!
(It's a joke as in the comment.)
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Why hello there wonderful.
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I think Valve is just trolling at this point.
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Those sure are mysterious items
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Subatom...40_2_895244372
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Subatom...40_2_895244372
7:07 PM - Sam: friend randomly found it
7:07 PM - .milk ♔ (112): whats it do
7:07 PM - Sam: he's trying to figure out
7:07 PM - Sam: it's not a hat
7:07 PM - Sam: or a misc
7:08 PM - Sam: it's craftable though
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Vendortrash drops from the new boss they're adding to Mannmanor, obviously.
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someone needs to get them all together and craft them.
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Maybe crafting together certain materials creates something
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Why hello there wonderful.
touche valve
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Notice how the pattern looks like flames.
Why hello there wonderful.
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Those are flowers/leafs.
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Use a key on the Secret Diary
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I want loads of goldfish they're so cute
steam went down for me don't know about anyone else
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Surely all these items will somehow feature in Meet the Pyro then?
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And steam is down for me, damn.
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Hoard goldfish on a alt account.
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Annd with that steam went down
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Notice how it's burnt
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Same here -.-
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Looks similar, to me.
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Wow every time there is a tf2 update, the community goes down, why? Who the fuck knows. Why doenst valve fix it? Too busy trying to count to 3.
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Welp, now i'm getting hyped again.
Well done Valve, you flipped the switch on me again.
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find them all and craft them and MTP opens up in a browser window
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the pocket lint looks odd.
Something looks odd there...
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Oh my god it's HERE finally
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It begins.
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community back up
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Just thinking about Meet The Pyro being BETTER than Meet The Medic.. argh it's going to be so amazing..
Steam's back.
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