1. Post #641
    Djokson's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,520 Posts
    Oh shit, Jailbreak.

    Edited:

    Well that's a wonderful way to start a page.
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  2. Post #642
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    May 2008
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    Yes this update pleases me.
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  3. Post #643
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    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
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    yes
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  4. Post #644
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    August 2010
    1,492 Posts
    I actually saw the key drawing joke coming as soon as I saw it.
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  5. Post #645
    Biggest Homosex
    Flicky's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,648 Posts
    are you ready

    FOR PROSPIT SLEUTH
    turntechGodhead Pickle Inspector: Fondly Regard Recreation
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  6. Post #646
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    16,181 Posts
    The over 9000 joke was to lower everyone's guard. And it fucking worked.
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  7. Post #647
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    November 2007
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    The over 9000 joke was to lower everyone's guard. And it fucking worked.
    BOOHOO JADES A FURRY

    BOOHOO DIRK LIKES RAINBOW DASH

    BOOHOO HUSSIE IS APING OLD MEMES FOR IRONIC HUMOR VALUE

    TIME TO QUIT HOMESTUCK IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED

    retardedhomestuckfans.txt
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  8. Post #648
    So wait

    We have Bard-Quest (Gamzee's Codpiece), and Now Jailbreak....

    Prospit Sleuth seems plausible.
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  9. Post #649
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    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,531 Posts
    act 6 is all about callbacks to hussie's old works

    next up, ham at irrational and inconvenient moments
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  10. Post #650
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    March 2007
    7,041 Posts
    "Finally, time to stab some kids, get your knife in position, raise your arm up aaand...OH GOD DAMN IT. WHERE DID THAT HAM COME FROM?"
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  11. Post #651
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    16,181 Posts
    act 6 is all about callbacks to hussie's old works

    next up, ham at irrational and inconvenient moments
    Sorry, which work did Hussie do that involves ham?
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  12. Post #652
    hOnK :o)
    i300's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,987 Posts
    act 6 is all about callbacks to hussie's old works

    next up, ham at irrational and inconvenient moments
    inconvenient boner
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  13. Post #653
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    February 2011
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    inconvenient boner
    an inappropriate time for ham
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  14. Post #654
    Biggest Homosex
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    February 2011
    2,648 Posts
    inconvenient boner
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  15. Post #655
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    November 2007
    13,531 Posts
    Sorry, which work did Hussie do that involves ham?
    it is literally called "inappropriate time for ham"
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  16. Post #656
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    June 2010
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    Update!

    Oh silly Jack.
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  17. Post #657
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    November 2007
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  18. Post #658
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    February 2011
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    so hussie can we just

    never go back to the other characters

    can we have a never-ending Midnight Crew intermission

    because that would be the best turn of events especially considering that Tumblr is hating these updates right now because it isn't jake and dirk making out

    speaking of which what the fuck tumblr

    those updates were about Jake trying to not get a boner looking at the alien chick how is that fuel for your Dirk/Jake shipping

    I swear they just look at the pictures and skim the pesterlogs for key words
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  19. Post #659
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    November 2007
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    so hussie can we just

    never go back to the other characters

    can we have a never-ending Midnight Crew intermission

    because that would be the best turn of events especially considering that Tumblr is hating these updates right now because it isn't jake and dirk making out

    speaking of which what the fuck tumblr

    those updates were about Jake trying to not get a boner looking at the alien chick how is that fuel for your Dirk/Jake shipping

    I swear they just look at the pictures and skim the pesterlogs for key words
    are you really surprised at the fandom finding any and all opportunities to flaunt their inane and ridiculous ships
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  20. Post #660
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    I've got this suspicion that the guard is actually made of stone.
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  21. Post #661
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    February 2011
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    are you really surprised at the fandom finding any and all opportunities to flaunt their inane and ridiculous ships
    not in the slightest

    I just took it personally when they were trashin' my man Jack here because he wasn't makin' kissy faces at another dude.

    Also Drillgorg needs to make a return. This is all I ask from this Jailbreak shoutout.
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  22. Post #662
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    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,531 Posts
    oh don't worry

    jack's gonna make kissy faces at the guard in a second

    then its a terrible spiral down into the fanfiction zone
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  23. Post #663
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    February 2011
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    oh don't worry

    jack's gonna make kissy faces at the guard in a second

    then its a terrible spiral down into the fanfiction zone
    Tumblr will take the inevitable pissing and poop-throwing as some sort of Dersite mating ritual and run away with it.

    On those days, Tumblr will be covered in shit and piss.

    And the world shall know no different as nothing will have changed.
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  24. Post #664
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    Has there been an AIDS callback yet?
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  25. Post #665
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    June 2010
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    Has there been an AIDS callback yet?
    There was a CD in John's room with AIDS on it iirc.

    Yeah; http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001931

    But I think that he'll make one eventually, Sawtooth and Squarewave are ripe for it.

    Mm, I believe Dave's iPhone background.
    That too.
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  26. Post #666
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    October 2008
    3,760 Posts
    Has there been an AIDS callback yet?
    Mm, I believe Dave's iPhone background.
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  27. Post #667
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    November 2007
    13,531 Posts
    dirk's sylladex is the biggest callback iirc
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  28. Post #668
    Sexist
    person11's Avatar
    July 2006
    6,890 Posts
    and also the idea of Rap combat with the entire comic. Dave, Tavros, Gamzee, Equius, Dirk, all rhyming it out all the time.
    Actually Rose too.
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  29. Post #669
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    October 2008
    3,760 Posts
    Clubs Deuce true hero of Homestuck
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  30. Post #670
    Sexist
    person11's Avatar
    July 2006
    6,890 Posts
    newspaper floggings
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  31. Post #671
    hOnK :o)
    i300's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,987 Posts
    ALL
    THESE
    CALLBACKS
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  32. Post #672
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    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,531 Posts
    it's practically guaranteed that whatever is in the pumpkin's going to be completely useless

    please be ham
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  33. Post #673
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    October 2008
    3,760 Posts
    it's practically guaranteed that whatever is in the pumpkin's going to be completely useless

    please be ham
    Or shaving cream
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  34. Post #674
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    June 2010
    3,844 Posts
    Or shaving cream
    Maybe it could be both a bomb AND shaving cream.

    That worked out well last time.
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  35. Post #675
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    16,181 Posts
    I wonder how Jack would take ham if it were inside. It would be a most inappropriate time for ha hussie you magnificent bastard
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  36. Post #676
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    April 2009
    1,250 Posts
    Jack is going to open that pumpkin and inside is going to be Clubs Droll.
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  37. Post #677
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    October 2007
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    I wonder how Jack would take ham if it were inside. It would be a most inappropriate time for ha hussie you magnificent bastard
    Actually he just said he wanted some meat so it would be pretty goddamn appropriate for him.
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  38. Post #678
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    16,181 Posts
    Actually he just said he wanted some meat so it would be pretty goddamn appropriate for him.
    Yeah, that was what I forgot to mention. On the downside, it won't help him break out. On the plus side, ham.
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  39. Post #679
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    October 2007
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    YOU'RE WELCOME.
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  40. Post #680
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    16,181 Posts
    UPDATE
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