1. Post #1
    RUBY OVERLORD
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    November 2011
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    KRIS Humphries may need some lessons on how to spot the difference between a homeless person and a hipster.

    The 27-year-old Nets power forward, and former Mr. Kim Kardashian, was looking to spread the Easter goodwill around today when he offered money to a person he believed to be homeless.

    Turns out they weren't.

    "Just offered a homeless person money, but got rejected because it turns out they weren't homeless. Only in NY," Humphries tweeted today.

    The tweet came as reports surfaced today that his former flame Kardashian had started dating hip-hop star Kanye West.

    The reality star and West saw The Hunger Games together in New York yesterday before Kardashian was spotted leaving West's bachelor pad late the next morning, wearing the same outfit from the night before, TMZ reported.

    Kardashian and Humphries began dating in October 2010. They married last August but she filed for divorce just 72 days later.

    Despite continuing fallout from their split, Humphries will take some solace from the fact he has averaged 17 points and 11 rebounds over the past five games and has looked in career-best form ahead of tomorrow's matchup against the lowly Wizards.
    http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-1226320384251
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    gra

    August 2011
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    where in the story does it say they were a hipster
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  3. Post #3
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    November 2008
    13,198 Posts
    Most of this article is about Kim Kardashian

    where in the story does it say they were a hipster
    The heading
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    DERAILER OF THREADS DESTROYER OF IDIOTS
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    February 2009
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    where in the story does it say they were a hipster
    Who else dresses like an impoverished homeless man but isn't?
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    Mon
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    April 2011
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    Who else dresses like an impoverished homeless man but isn't?
    an ashamed impoverished homeless man
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    August 2009
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    I feel really bad for Kris Humphries, he got totally fucking played by the Kardashians.

    Edit: And the only reason she hated him so much is because he wasn't from ~NY~ and from Minnesota.
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    July 2010
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    Kardashian was spotted leaving West's bachelor pad late the next morning, wearing the same outfit from the night before
    omg fashun disasterr
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  8. Post #8
    SK17a
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    October 2010
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    So dressing in old-ish, lowly clothing means I'm poor?
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    I dressed as a homeless before it was cool.
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    September 2009
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    Half of this article isn't even related or even relevant to anything ever
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  11. Post #11
    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
    AJisAwesome15's Avatar
    May 2011
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    what's the difference
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    September 2007
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    I feel really bad for Kris Humphries, he got totally fucking played by the Kardashians.

    Edit: And the only reason she hated him so much is because he wasn't from ~NY~ and from Minnesota.
    Nah she hated him cause he has a fucking backbone and wouldn't play into her shit.
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  13. Post #13
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    February 2011
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    Giving money to homeless people is just about one of the worse things you can do. Buying them clothing or food is a much better idea for obvious reasons.
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  14. Post #14
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    kanye had sex with kim kardashian?
    eww kanye, why? did you just want to prove something?
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    August 2009
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    Nah she hated him cause he has a fucking backbone and wouldn't play into her shit.
    Valid point!

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    April 2012
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    I dressed as a homeless before it was cool.
    hey this unfunny shitpile still posts here? as if another crybaby retard is needed on the facepunch forums.
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    hey this unfunny shitpile still posts here? as if another crybaby retard is needed on the facepunch forums.
    He's better than you ever were.
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    September 2011
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    I'd have taken the money anyway
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    hey this unfunny shitpile still posts here? as if another crybaby retard is needed on the facepunch forums.
    lol who's this kid
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    Mon
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    April 2011
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    lol who's this kid
    leave man

  21. Post #21
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    January 2007
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    kanye had sex with kim kardashian?
    eww kanye, why? did you just want to prove something?
    retards banging retards
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    July 2010
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    retards banging retards
    Lord of Eugenics
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  23. Post #23
    Certified Catgirl Maid
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    January 2006
    9,650 Posts
    I would like to see a picture of this hipster.

  24. Post #24
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
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    Who the fuck are the Kardashians anyway and why are people monitoring what clothing one of them wears to some dude's house?
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    Dennab
    February 2007
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    Who the fuck are the Kardashians anyway and why are people monitoring what clothing one of them wears to some dude's house?
    Because there's some sort of Autistic-obsessive following that goes on with celebrities nowadays. Most celebrity news articles go:

    TOM HANKS SEEN LEAVING CAFE WITH ANOTHER MAN INDICATING POSSIBLE HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP

    Tom Hanks wearing white partially-stained tank top and cargo pants along with navy blue socks and crimson army boots seen leaving a corner mac cafe with a blue Santa Claus. Tom Hanks was seen talking to the blue Santa Claus. Tom Hanks glanced once at pedestrian running across nearby road. Blue Santa Claus leaves into nearby alleyway as Tom Hanks stares at previous pedestrian and attached radiator and hood ornament assembly for approx 15 seconds.
    Is this the end of Tom Hanks?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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  26. Post #26
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
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    Doesn't this happen in American Psycho? the book, not the movie.

  27. Post #27

    April 2012
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    He's better than you ever were.
    happy birthday retard

    Edited:

    lol who's this kid
    i am infinitely a better poster than you. your cred on facepunch is being bullied and crying to garry. Nice Rep. Dudeski.

  28. Post #28
    -nesto-'s Avatar
    September 2007
    3,864 Posts
    Who the fuck are the Kardashians anyway
    Their father was an attorney in the OJ Simpson murder trial. No one really gave a shit about them since then until their daughter starred in a sex tape. Now the family rides the fame coat tails of their whore daughter. It's basically Paris Hilton v2.0

  29. Post #29
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    The article was more about Humphries's thing with the Kardashians than anything else.
    And oh my god really? She's dating Kanye West now? What a total skank.
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  30. Post #30
    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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    September 2005
    1,407 Posts
    Alright... let me get this straight. There's a guy who seems to be homless but isn't. I'd like to see that guy.

  31. Post #31
    Ybbats's Avatar
    February 2012
    810 Posts
    Giving money to homeless people is just about one of the worse things you can do. Buying them clothing or food is a much better idea for obvious reasons.
    I would have thought dousing homeless people in gasoline and lighting them on fire would be 'one of the worse things you can do' to homeless people, but I guess giving them money is pretty terrible too.

  32. Post #32
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    January 2008
    5,478 Posts
    He looks like a cross between Will Ferrell and Taylor Lautner

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    June 2009
    13,279 Posts
    wow im so glad i got to hear the latest bit of celeb news TY

  34. Post #34
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    He looks like a cross between Will Ferrell and Taylor Lautner

    I'm scared of how right you are.