1. Post #1081
    Krinkels's Avatar
    March 2011
    3,680 Posts
    You must choose between two swords to destroy SCP-173, but not the one with superior cutting power and craftsmanship.
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  2. Post #1082
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    July 2005
    17,701 Posts
    also, you should be able to find 131 and place -1 or -2 in front of 173, effectively disabling him.
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-131

    Edited:



    Nah man it'd be like in some observation chamber, and you can watch them debate over shit, and sometimes they'll be like "What would be the benefits of 173 being behind you?" or some shit like that.
    Uh this is one of the most dangerous SCPs in the universe actually

    Check the event log near the bottom, there was almost an XK scenario where debater #1 convinced #2 that gravity didn't exist. A researcher had to run in and stop it from happening by debating on #2's side.

    Which fucking rocks. It's one of my most favorite SCPs because it's not only a highly original idea but how can winning a debate to save the laws of reality not be an awesome concept
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  3. Post #1083
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    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    13,053 Posts
    Oh I know, that's why it'd be so damn cool. If this game was made in the far future, where we have perfect voice recognition software and perfect Virtual Intelligence, you could join the debates and shit. would be so cash
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  4. Post #1084
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    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    haha, imagine if it went like this:
    you could join them at the table.
    A few slices of tomato are displayed on the table.
    Before reaching the cell, a few documents can be found concerning the table and the tomatoes, but you have to keep your eyes peeled.
    There is a code to the next cell and you must convince the two to give it to you.
    Attempts at making a bad joke will knock you out, bad arguments will deny your access to the next room.
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  5. Post #1085
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    August 2009
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    haha, imagine if it went like this:
    you could join them at the table.
    A few slices of tomato are displayed on the table.
    Before reaching the cell, a few documents can be found concerning the table and the tomatoes, but you have to keep your eyes peeled.
    There is a code to the next cell and you must convince the two to give it to you.
    Attempts at making a bad joke will knock you out, bad arguments will deny your access to the next room.
    So it would include a conversational system as displayed in that... one picture...
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  6. Post #1086
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    July 2005
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    If you perform badly enough, one of the men at the table says in an irate tone "You know, now that I think about it, D-Class 9431, I'm not certain that you exist either."

    Then begins the desperate bid to save your own life.
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  7. Post #1087
    GmanIsJoker's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,503 Posts
    Could someone help me? When I'm at a public computer the game crashes shortly after starting a new game. I've tried running on windowed, 1024x768, still crashes.
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  8. Post #1088
    If you perform badly enough, one of the men at the table says in an irate tone "You know, now that I think about it, D-Class 9431, I'm not certain that you exist either."

    Then begins the desperate bid to save your own life.
    You could steer the debate to getting hold of useful items as well.

    "So you see, if a portal opened up connecting here and 914, I would be better able to create artifacts to demonstrate my arguments."
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  9. Post #1089
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    March 2009
    4,714 Posts
    Press X and R rapidly to convince SCP-946-2!
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  10. Post #1090
    GmanIsJoker's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,503 Posts
    I wanna try livestreaming this. Should I?
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  11. Post #1091
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    May 2008
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    I dunno if it's already been suggested anywhere but I think SCP-523 could be a fun addition to the game.

    Document #: 523-01

    Victim: Dr. ████████

    Disguise: Scalpel

    Event: Dr. ████████ was preparing to perform a delicate autopsy on recently-deceased D█-████, who had been killed by SCP-███. He asked his assistant to hand him a scalpel. When he looked back at the body, he felt a sudden increase in weight from the hand holding the scalpel. When he looked at his hand, he found he was holding a chainsaw.
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  12. Post #1092
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    March 2009
    4,714 Posts
    I wanna try livestreaming this. Should I?
    Stronger men then you have fallen...




    ... Go right ahead!

    Edited:

    I dunno if it's already been suggested anywhere but I think SCP-523 could be a fun addition to the game.
    You find a key card and suddenly its SCP-173 chow.
    I support the idea of a random useful item transforming itself while your not looking/just as you are going to use it. Like going to use a gun on an enemy and it turning into a water pistol.
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  13. Post #1093
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    I dunno if it's already been suggested anywhere but I think SCP-523 could be a fun addition to the game.
    Why does this remind me of problem sleuth?
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  14. Post #1094
    GmanIsJoker's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,503 Posts
    Why does this remind me of problem sleuth?
    Ring of keys to pistol, I noticed that too.

    Edited:

    I'm gonna have a go at this. Starting at 15:45 +1GMT, on http://da.twitch.tv/askefarver

    Tell me if my voice sucks, if the mic is bad, or if I should put on music or stuff.
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  15. Post #1095
    vizard38's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,743 Posts
    The player should find this: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-j

    And then realize that finals are next week and they should stop playing.
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  16. Post #1096
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    July 2009
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    Yay, my voice is WAY better than last time.
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  17. Post #1097
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    July 2009
    3,052 Posts
    My friend is making an insane jugallo mod for this. Oh my god.
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  18. Post #1098
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    December 2011
    1,143 Posts
    My friend is making an insane jugallo mod for this. Oh my god.
    You better make a video of it.
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  19. Post #1099
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    September 2009
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    I still want my accelerating joke tomatoes.
    SCP-173 is right in front of you in the labs.
    But somewhere in there, the joke tomatoes are sitting on a desk.
    You got a megaphone previously.
    Shout a shitty joke into the megaphone.
    SCP-173 is knocked a mile away, and if you survive him flying through the room, that's one less danger you've got in your hands.

    Also, here's an idea for a possible ending to the game:
    Somewhere in the game, there's a 50 cent coin on the floor.
    Rush towards 294 if you can find it and quickly type 'Something that can kill SCP-682'.Build a 387 LEGO Man and instruct him to press the button in 5-10-whatever minutes, as much as you consider is necessary.
    682 will breach containment and start chasing you, while you try to avoid him by heading towards corridors.
    The geolocator powers up and points towards the Site 19 exit.

    If you escape in time (within at least the last minute of the countdown), you'll be walking up a deserted hill, hear a loud blast, turn back and see that Site 19 has vaporized completely.

    If you escaped too soon (beyond two minutes before the countdown ends), you'll get chased out of the facility by 682, get torn apart, and the last thing you see is an SCP document indicating that 682 had breached containment and reached populated areas, massacring thousands.

    If you don't manage to escape, you'll see a green blast, hear a loud explosion and be vaporized along with the entire Site 19, all its SCPs and 682.
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  20. Post #1100
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    On the topic of 682, just remember the Antlion Guardian chase scenes in Episode 2 people.

    I know I ain't the only one that was shitting my pants at those.
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  21. Post #1101
    "some of those dragon dildo designs are pretty cool"
    EcksDee's Avatar
    February 2007
    9,315 Posts
    If you perform badly enough, one of the men at the table says in an irate tone "You know, now that I think about it, D-Class 9431, I'm not certain that you exist either."

    Then begins the desperate bid to save your own life.
    Debating against omniscient and omnipotent beings for your own existence.

    Sign me up, please.

    Edited:

    On the topic of 682, just remember the Antlion Guardian chase scenes in Episode 2 people.

    I know I ain't the only one that was shitting my pants at those.
    Holy god I was so fucking stupidly scared in those. Chase scenes in Horror games are pretty much the only thing that gets to me these days.
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  22. Post #1102


    It's stuck on 100% And won't launch the actual game

    help ;_;
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  23. Post #1103
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts


    It's stuck on 100% And won't launch the actual game

    help ;_;
    Same problem.
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  24. Post #1104
    Why do I have to live with a cake roll in my arm? ;_;
    TheDark[PL]'s Avatar
    November 2009
    2,278 Posts
    My mom wants to play this game.
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  25. Post #1105
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    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,781 Posts
    record it
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  26. Post #1106
    Why do I have to live with a cake roll in my arm? ;_;
    TheDark[PL]'s Avatar
    November 2009
    2,278 Posts
    record it
    It would be in Polish though, I could make subtitles if you want.
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  27. Post #1107
    It would be in Polish though, I could make subtitles if you want.
    do it
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  28. Post #1108
    GmanIsJoker's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,503 Posts
    Do you like my stream?
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  29. Post #1109
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    slayer20's Avatar
    January 2006
    9,673 Posts
    Decided to play this today.

    Was going down that first hallway and I grabbed the gasmask and batteries in the rooms and I proceeded to my first door.



    And then this happened.



    I didn't need to sleep anyway.
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  30. Post #1110
    Why do I have to live with a cake roll in my arm? ;_;
    TheDark[PL]'s Avatar
    November 2009
    2,278 Posts
    Ok, so my mother didn't really play the game but she observed me playing it, she said it's not scary, and left.

    I also have shown her the Brenda Dickson mod due to suggestion of one of my friends. I'm putting a video together now, but it won't be fabulous or anything.
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  31. Post #1111
    I want to play this game soooo badly

    Atleast it getting stuck on 100% was an improvement from the last version's empty black page.
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  32. Post #1112
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    Strongbad's Avatar
    December 2008
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    Better idea: Join the debate as a guest and bring up the topic of whether 682 actually exists. Point out that it's not feasible, based on the laws of physics/nature/existence in our dimension(as 682 comes from a different dimension, I believe,) for a lifeform to be able to adapt so rapidly to any given situation. Therefore, 682 must not actually exist.

    Edited:

    For that matter, bring up the question of whether 173 actually exists, because, since he's a statue, he shouldn't actually be able to move, so therefore, is either inanimate or simply does not exist.
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  33. Post #1113
    It works.

    I don't know why but it works.



    Edited:

    I AM TERRIFIED
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  34. Post #1114
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    Maximo13's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,097 Posts
    Better idea: Join the debate as a guest and bring up the topic of whether 682 actually exists. Point out that it's not feasible, based on the laws of physics/nature/existence in our dimension(as 682 comes from a different dimension, I believe,) for a lifeform to be able to adapt so rapidly to any given situation. Therefore, 682 must not actually exist.

    Edited:

    For that matter, bring up the question of whether 173 actually exists, because, since he's a statue, he shouldn't actually be able to move, so therefore, is either inanimate or simply does not exist.
    Better yet: Shove Dr. Kain and Dr. Bright in the same room as those people, along with SCP-504. Start running in circles with the two doctors and yell horrible, horrible puns.
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  35. Post #1115
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    January 2010
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    I walked in to the toilet and heard my butt ghost sound.

    he's somewhere

    maybe behind the closed doors
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  36. Post #1116
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    September 2009
    4,641 Posts
    Do godmode, disable173 and disable106 work?
    I want to have pants-shitting-free exploration around the facility.
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  37. Post #1117
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    April 2007
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    Even running it at 800x600 is pretty laggy for me :(

    Damn low-end computer....maybe I'll keep trying lower resolutions to see if I can get it to be a reasonably smooth experience.

    But then again, since it is only in alpha, it most likely isn't optimised very well. Still sad though I can't run a game like this well. It's not really demanding at all.
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  38. Post #1118
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    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
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    Do godmode, disable173 and disable106 work?
    I want to have pants-shitting-free exploration around the facility.
    yeah

    914 can still kill you though and you see that animation of 106 heading through the corridor but he isn't actually there
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  39. Post #1119
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    September 2009
    4,641 Posts
    Which one is 682's apparent container room?
    I want to hear the creepy noises.
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  40. Post #1120
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    January 2006
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    Are there more than one SCP-173? Or does he just have some kind of teleportation power I was unaware of?

    I got into this one area that he was in and I managed to walk past him and close a door. I was then in that red tear gas room and I didn't see him on the camera, so I equipped my gas mask and walked through the door and there he was.

    He ended up killing me, but I figured he would have still been some ways behind me. Is it simply for the sake of the game that he appears in that room?
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