1. Post #41
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    ZombieWaffle's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,807 Posts
    Well, this was an april fools joke gone terribly wrong.
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  2. Post #42
    Pilgrim's Avatar
    May 2011
    137 Posts
    OP should link to the thread in Games In Progress, cause it's mentioned, so why not...
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  3. Post #43
    zzzz's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,747 Posts
    hause is a piece of shit
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  4. Post #44
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    July 2010
    3,015 Posts
    What did the console say before it shut down?
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  5. Post #45
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    [Seed Eater]'s Avatar
    July 2011
    5,807 Posts
    Just got my house raided.

    I was way out, had a series of platforms and bridges on jungle trees. I was in my mine when some asshat in diamond armor raped me when I confronted him.

    apparently "Don't shot" doesn't stop people.
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  6. Post #46
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    October 2005
    2,135 Posts
    Server is down while another new map is generated
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  7. Post #47
    phagocitic's Avatar
    May 2009
    840 Posts
    I'm sure this is just an April fools joke. Hause always said he would never reset the map unless Notch forced him to.
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  8. Post #48
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    May 2006
    7,540 Posts
    long-ass boring joke
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  9. Post #49
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    I AM A FIRE LORD
    TCB's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,313 Posts
    I like how on the superflat map everybody worked together.
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  10. Post #50

    December 2008
    188 Posts
    So the new map is just a joke?
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  11. Post #51
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    [Seed Eater]'s Avatar
    July 2011
    5,807 Posts
    holy jesus

    check out the map
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  12. Post #52
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    November 2011
    2,003 Posts
    there's a huge bedrock box
    and there were stairs to the way out
    and there's nether mobs
    and everyones killing each other
    and the stairs are being bodyblocked


    this is the best server ever
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  13. Post #53
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    October 2005
    2,135 Posts
    there's a huge bedrock box
    and there were stairs to the way out
    and there's nether mobs
    and everyones killing each other
    and the stairs are being bodyblocked


    this is the best server ever
    I spawned on top of the box with no way down
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  14. Post #54
    intelligent asuran who don’t need no bookah
    Theportalmaster's Avatar
    April 2010
    965 Posts
    Never played on the server before despite hearing a ton about it, guess it's time to make a start.

    Well, what an amazing introduction.
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  15. Post #55
    Darius's Avatar
    July 2011
    90 Posts
    It's weird. The server is absolutely packed with like 80 people on. And the map is utter shit

    Yet when its normal, theres like max 50
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  16. Post #56
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    July 2009
    4,782 Posts


    The last map in a nutshell
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  17. Post #57
    phagocitic's Avatar
    May 2009
    840 Posts

    Sweet Jesus.

    EDIT: Back to normal now.
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  18. Post #58
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    Justin Case's Avatar
    January 2008
    2,350 Posts
    Oh so that's why the screen was filled with messages about peoples demise!

    I was happily building a cobble wall around an untampered village by myself
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  19. Post #59

    August 2009
    378 Posts
    April fools joke over. Hope everyone understood and had fun.
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  20. Post #60
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    September 2011
    12,352 Posts
    Just got to 10K,10k via overwolrd
    c:
    I've been to 50k 50k overworld

    would not recommend it because I no longer have the patience to go back
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  21. Post #61
    I can't be the only one who thinks the worst april fools jokes are the ones that actually get your hopes up for something, the ones that actually seem sort of possible
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  22. Post #62

    December 2008
    188 Posts
    Guide to survival in 2b2t for a new guy? I escaped the spawn and looted an old base. Now is there any food or do you have to fish?
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  23. Post #63
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    July 2008
    4,807 Posts
    Break some trees, find an apple. It'll get you through another 1k blocks if you are lucky, and then you can see if it's possible to stop to fish.
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  24. Post #64
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    May 2009
    840 Posts
    Guide to survival in 2b2t for a new guy? I escaped the spawn and looted an old base. Now is there any food or do you have to fish?
    Go hang out at -2000, -2000. There is a place to stay, a farm (it needs seeds though), and animals.
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  25. Post #65
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    January 2008
    2,350 Posts
    I miss the first seed it was changed to today, I was doing pretty well and even had music disk C418. After that it was fun for the 2b2t community to work together for once to survive the onslaught of ghasts and hellish situations Hause threw us into.
    Now I'm back to it being like singleplayer with chat. It's so lonely. It was truly the most evil and twisted April Fools joke to date.
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  26. Post #66
    phagocitic's Avatar
    May 2009
    840 Posts
    Most of the Facepunchers are amassing at base 2k2k (coords -2000x -2000z). I am on the alt jimino at base 2k2k, but is appears someone else has been using that account too. If it is anyone from here, I request that they please stop, to prevent confusion. If it's not someone from here, if you see jimino killing everyone or nigging up the base, please kill him. Thanks.
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  27. Post #67
    Has unclosed HTML tags!
    Terabytez's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,926 Posts
    Would anyone mind helping me get started on here? It's impossible to get away from spawn as I keep starving or being killed by mobs.
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  28. Post #68
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    Theportalmaster's Avatar
    April 2010
    965 Posts
    I found a few folk and hanged out with them for awhile but I couldn't communicate due to the chat. Then sadly I got killed by a spider. Gotta start from step one again
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  29. Post #69
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    July 2009
    4,782 Posts
    I made my way to 2k2k, but someone killed me while i was AFK.
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  30. Post #70
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    August 2008
    7,432 Posts
    April fools joke over. Hope everyone understood and had fun.
    Seems like more of a prank than an april fool but whatever.
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  31. Post #71
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    November 2011
    2,003 Posts
    I tried to reach a friend's base like 10 times and actually made it once (before promptly starving)

    Then I started lagging like hell.
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  32. Post #72
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    July 2011
    5,807 Posts
    Do you guys have any wool at 2k2k?

    I need a bed. Mine and alot of my crops disappeared during the map downtime. I'm not that far off so I could make the trek if needed.
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  33. Post #73
    phagocitic's Avatar
    May 2009
    840 Posts
    Someone kept logging into jimino so I won't be using that alt anymore. I will probably travel all the way to 2k2k on my Phagocytic account. It will take me a long time, though, because it's really far out.

    Also, for those of you who missed out on the fun:
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  34. Post #74
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    July 2011
    5,807 Posts
    Someone kept logging into jimino so I won't be using that alt anymore. I will probably travel all the way to 2k2k on my Phagocytic account. It will take me a long time, though, because it's really far out.

    Also, for those of you who missed out on the fun:
    Hey, look, I'm right at the beginning. DetectiveP.

    Edited:

    That portion where I'm on the other side of the wall, standing still, was when I made it out to the door only to find out that there was a 50 foot drop off the suddenly stopping pathway and ghasts out there, too.
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  35. Post #75
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    May 2006
    2,518 Posts
    Oh hey, my old base is still intact.

    ...Wow, I really did build that in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
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  36. Post #76
    I be da best's Avatar
    November 2011
    439 Posts
    Someone kept logging into jimino so I won't be using that alt anymore. I will probably travel all the way to 2k2k on my Phagocytic account. It will take me a long time, though, because it's really far out.

    Also, for those of you who missed out on the fun:
    I filled the farm with seeds, patched a few holes here and there.
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  37. Post #77
    tarnation's Avatar
    June 2009
    641 Posts
    still trying to get to 2k2k
    I keep dying when I'm like 500 away :(
    minecraft is SKINNYBOX so don't kill me once I get there
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  38. Post #78
    phagocitic's Avatar
    May 2009
    840 Posts
    I'm studying for quarter finals tomorrow so I won't be back on until later tonight. Just keep trying to get to base 2k2k, and then defend it from raiders and help your fellow Facepunchers. If you see someone approaching, ask them if they are Facepunch. If they do not respond or seem suspicious, kill them.
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  39. Post #79
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    January 2006
    1,029 Posts
    Leaving this stuff at (75,142) in the nether, because I've been carrying it around for months and I'm sick of it.
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  40. Post #80
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    January 2012
    3,791 Posts
    Just got back from the server for the first time.

    Can't find my way out of spawn.
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