1. Post #921
    Jaded
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    Nicole removed me and had access to a lot of my maps
    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
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  2. Post #922
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    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
    Especially when they are cross-dressing males.
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  3. Post #923
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
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  4. Post #924
    I Got That Swollen Hand Blues
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    March 2009
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    lol, wireless gaming mouse. no such thing tyler

    also, those 4 girls.
    My name is tyler.
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  5. Post #925
    SHADERS
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    October 2008
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    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
    She removed me for using le before nouns.

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  6. Post #926
    Facepunch Resident Alcoholic!
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    My name is tyler.
    hello tyler
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  7. Post #927
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    My name is tyler.
    what the fuck
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  8. Post #928
    Certified Catgirl Maid
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    January 2006
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    light_dynamic is weird.

    I was playing around with it's settings trying to get it to look nice. I just created a room and I found some interesting things...

    It seems like the light_dynamic won't work right if you don't have it pointing at an entity. All I did was create a info_target and pointed the light_dynamic to it and it worked.

    The second thing I found is the way it acts...
    I set up a simple path_track consisting of a func_tracktrain, env_sprite (to tell where it's currently at), a light_dynamic, and an info_trigger.

    Whenever the light's center passed over an object, it would get increasingly brighter.


    That's the light about to pass over a prop_static.



    And that's what happens when it goes over it.

    I also found that prop_physics will not do this. However, func_physbox will.

    It also generally just acts different than a regular light. It's brightness setting is super sensitive. I can't remember what I had it set to for those images, but it was less than 10, where a normal light would be around the 100's or higher.
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  9. Post #929
    Facepunch Resident Alcoholic!
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    Uncle sphinxa just had a blood test, I passed out when they were done taking the needle out and hit my head on a counter-top and started fitting. Woke up and screamed "WHERE THE FUCK AM I?"

    MASSIVE Phobia of needles man :C
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  10. Post #930
    TCB
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    ahahhaha what
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  11. Post #931
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
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    Made my shitty morning better

    Why can't I stop laughing at this
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  12. Post #932
    J!m
    I Love Big Gay Dragons
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    Poor old Sphinx
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  13. Post #933
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
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    April 2005
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    Uncle sphinxa just had a blood test, I passed out when they were done taking the needle out and hit my head on a counter-top and started fitting. Woke up and screamed "WHERE THE FUCK AM I?"

    MASSIVE Phobia of needles man :C
    It's not your week is it...
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  14. Post #934
    Level Design Portfolio
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  15. Post #935
    TCB
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    Fuck that, we're giving him the biggest needle there is.

    The space needle.
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  16. Post #936
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
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    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    Being scared of needles is perfectly normal.

    My fear is of heights on man made structures.
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  17. Post #937
    Facepunch Resident Alcoholic!
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    July 2007
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    god fuck what are you doing you jackass, needles are no laughing matter.

    I am still fucking concussed from cracking my skull against a counter top screw you :C
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  18. Post #938
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
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    April 2005
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    god fuck what are you doing you jackass, needles are no laughing matter.

    I am still fucking concussed from cracking my skull against a counter top screw you :C
    I've found that after an unbelieveable amount of blood tests, i have shaken my fear of needles and my own blood.

    The lesson being...have more tests!
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  19. Post #939
    TCB
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    Being scared of needles is perfectly normal.

    My fear is of heights on man made structures.
    Fuck that, I'm scared of water.

    I can't play in any water levels in games without being terrified.

    It took me five weeks to man up and kill the Ichthyosaur in HL.

    I was scared to enter any water in WoW whatsoever.

    I even shit myself when I enter water in Spyro, for fucks sake.

    Edited:

    Fucking sharks, man. Fucking sharks.
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  20. Post #940
    Probably the most arrogant mapper in the World
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    June 2007
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    Fuck that, I'm scared of water.

    I can't play in any water levels in games without being terrified.

    It took me five weeks to man up and kill the Ichthyosaur in HL.

    I was scared to enter any water in WoW whatsoever.

    I even shit myself when I enter water in Spyro, for fucks sake.

    Edited:

    Fucking sharks, man. Fucking sharks.
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  21. Post #941
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    Fuck that, I'm scared of water.

    I can't play in any water levels in games without being terrified.

    It took me five weeks to man up and kill the Ichthyosaur in HL.

    I was scared to enter any water in WoW whatsoever.

    I even shit myself when I enter water in Spyro, for fucks sake.

    Edited:

    Fucking sharks, man. Fucking sharks.
    I always hated that water level in Super Mario 64, Jolly Roger Bay or something. Scared me to no end.

    Also, my other fear is being bound to a swivel chair in duct tape and pushed backwards down a flight of stairs.
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  22. Post #942
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    April 2006
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    Alright kids, I got a question for you:

    What features/fixes/UI changes would you like to see in Hammer? By that I mean, without modifying the core functionality of Hammer.
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  23. Post #943
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
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    April 2005
    8,217 Posts
    It helps when you realise that sharks don't eat humans. Sharks don't like humans, it's just that sharks know what's what by biting them.
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  24. Post #944
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    It helps when you realise that sharks don't eat humans. Sharks don't like humans, it's just that sharks know what's what by biting them.
    It's not sharks alone, it's water in general. Hell, I start panicking when the water in the toilet goes higher than normal.
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  25. Post #945
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
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    April 2005
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    I once worked with a guy who was afraid of water on his face. His fear was so bad he couldn't look at my desktop image (hydrophobia screenshots).
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  26. Post #946
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
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    I always hated that water level in Super Mario 64, Jolly Roger Bay or something. Scared me to no end.

    Also, my other fear is being bound to a swivel chair in duct tape and pushed backwards down a flight of stairs.
    I was about to say that, I'm sure if it was the giant fish or what, but it was fucking scary

    Edited:

    I'm not scared of water though
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  27. Post #947
    The Silent Rater
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    November 2009
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    What I can understand about the water fear would be swimming in the sea and something huge opening its jaws as it comes up underneath.
    Most sharks are harmless though. Indeed, some are filter feeders such as the whale shark or merely scavengers.
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  28. Post #948
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    It's not sharks alone, it's water in general. Hell, I start panicking when the water in the toilet goes higher than normal.
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  29. Post #949
    TCB
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    What I can understand about the water fear would be swimming in the sea and something huge opening its jaws as it comes up underneath.
    Most sharks are harmless though. Indeed, some are filter feeders such as the whale shark or merely scavengers.
    I live in Cornwall. We have basking sharks. Yeah, the ones that don't eat humans and live off plankton.

    We have a lot of them. No, they won't kill you.



    But they will scare the shit out of you.
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  30. Post #950
    SHADERS
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    Alright kids, I got a question for you:

    What features/fixes/UI changes would you like to see in Hammer? By that I mean, without modifying the core functionality of Hammer.
    Dynamic lighting yes please.

    Edited:

    I live in Cornwall. We have basking sharks. Yeah, the ones that don't eat humans and live off plankton.

    We have a lot of them. No, they won't kill you.



    But they will scare the shit out of you.
    Eeeeww.
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  31. Post #951
    I HAVE A TOASTER FETISH
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    July 2009
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    that thing could fit like 5 bowling balls in its mouth
    holy shit
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  32. Post #952
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    Fuck that, I'm scared of water.
    Similar here, but with fire. I keep a fire extinguisher at my desk at all times.

    Mostly because of working with risky electronics though, some here might have heard about the time when I had an uncased computer CPU start to smoke...in my lap...
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  33. Post #953
    Facepunch Resident Alcoholic!
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    The Facepunch "Yap and Blabber" Thread: Sharks and Needles Edition!
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  34. Post #954
    The Silent Rater
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    November 2009
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    I live in Cornwall. We have basking sharks. Yeah, the ones that don't eat humans and live off plankton.

    We have a lot of them. No, they won't kill you.



    But they will scare the shit out of you.
    I want to visit Cornwall now.
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  35. Post #955
    J!m
    I Love Big Gay Dragons
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    The Facepunch "Yap and Blabber" Thread: Sharks and Needles Edition!
    Let's talk about dragons instead then
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  36. Post #956
    I HAVE A SQUID FETISH
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    That shark looks so cute.

    It would sit nicely in a tank next to your ants time!
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  37. Post #957
    The Silent Rater
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    That shark looks so cute.

    It would sit nicely in a tank next to your ants time!
    I have something better than a shark. She's almost as vicious.
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  38. Post #958
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    Let's talk about dragons instead then
    Dovahkiin, Od Ah Ving!

    Edited:

    Don't you'll make me go all Skyrim fan boy and quote the entire trailer video.
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  39. Post #959
    Jaded
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    Dovahkiin, Od Ah Ving!

    Edited:

    Don't you'll make me go all Skyrim fan boy and quote the entire intro video.
    Do it, you won't.
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  40. Post #960
    Facepunch Resident Alcoholic!
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    Let's talk about dragons instead then
    rrerr
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