1. Post #1
    FFffff
    ModDB's Avatar
    February 2006
    1,071 Posts
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  2. Post #2
    Gold Member
    FullStreak12's Avatar
    October 2007
    6,832 Posts
    under the willow
    cs:go beta keys
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  3. Post #3
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    WitheredGryphon's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,443 Posts
    On it chief. If you're too lazy to write a short story then they're too lazy to give you a key is how I see it.

  4. Post #4
    Gold Member
    FullStreak12's Avatar
    October 2007
    6,832 Posts


    this is some crazy ass muzzle, at first I thought they added a flamethrower
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  5. Post #5
    The King Of Zing
    minilandstan's Avatar
    September 2009
    14,901 Posts
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I can't rhyme for shit
    Give me a beta key
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  6. Post #6
    phagocitic's Avatar
    May 2009
    840 Posts
    There once was a lad named Phago
    Who spent his time building with LEGO.
    But he realized this waste
    And shouted with haste
    "I'd much rather play CS:GO!"
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  7. Post #7
    Funny Hats's Avatar
    December 2007
    2,827 Posts
    Since I heard of the beta I couldn't have gotten a wink of sleep if I tried,
    If I told you I wasn't excited for this then I'll tell you the truth: I'd have lied;
    Another day passes when I have no access and I bear the pain less and less,
    To be somewhat honest I don't play much CS 'cause I am a noob... I digress;

    The Gabens of old tell of casual mode,
    Where noobs like me can survive;
    And the graphics, the views,
    It looks shiny and new,
    It all makes me feel alive;

    It all looks fantastic,
    The bombs look bombastic,
    I can't wait to dive in and play;
    Exhausted of options I thought up a limerick,
    For I can see no other way.
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  8. Post #8
    BIG TITLE
    Pat.Lithium's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,836 Posts
    I tried to change the words in Green Eggs and Ham, I tried
    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/63511818/Grenade%20Spam.txt

    CT-I-Am: I am CT. CT-I-Am
    T: That CT-I-Am! That CT-I-Am! I do not like that CT-I-Am!
    CT-I-Am: Do you like grenade spam?
    T: I do not like it, CT-I-Am. I do not like grenade spam.
    CT-I-Am: Would you like it here or there?
    T: I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere.
    I do not like grenade spam. I do not like it CT-I-Am.
    CT-I-Am: Would you like it in cs_office? Would you like it with a hostage?
    T: I do not like it in cs_office. I do not like it with a hostage. I do not like
    them here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like grenade spam. I
    do not like it, CT-I-Am.
    CT-I-Am: Would you throw them in side hall? Would you throw them like a ball?
    T: Not in side hall. Not like a ball. Not in cs_office. Not with a hostage. I would not
    like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I would not like grenade spam.
    I do not like it, CT-I-Am.
    CT-I-Am: Would you? Could you? In site B? like it! like it! Here they be.
    T: I would not, could not, in site B.
    CT-I-Am: You may like it. You will see. You may throw them at CT!
    T: I would not, could not at CT. Not in site B! You let me be. I do not like
    them in side hall. I do not throw them like a ball. I do not like it in cs_office. I do not
    like it with a hostage. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it
    anywhere. I do not like grenade spam. I do not like it, CT-I-Am.
    CT-I-Am: de_train! de_train! de_train! de_train! Could you, would you, in de_train?
    T: Not in de_train! Not at CT! Not in a car! CT! Let me be! I would not,
    could not, in side hall. I could not, would not, like a ball. I will not like it with a
    hostage. I will not like it in cs_office. I will not like it here or there. I will not like
    it anywhere. I do not like grenade spam. I do not like it, CT-I-Am.
    CT-I-Am: Say! In the vent! Here in the vent! Would you, could you, in the vent?
    T: I would not, could not, in the vent.
    CT-I-Am: Would you, could you, in the drain?
    T: I would not, could not, in the drain. Not in the vent. Not on de_train. Not in a
    car. Not at site B. I do not like it, CT, you see. Not in cs_office. Not in side hall.
    Not with a hostage. Not like a ball. I will not like it here or there. I do not like
    them anywhere!
    CT-I-Am: You do not like grenade spam?
    T: I do not like it, CT-I-Am.
    CT-I-Am: Could you, would you, with a smoke?
    T: I would not, could not, with a smoke!
    CT-I-Am: Would you, could you, on a boat?
    T: I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a smoke. I will not
    like it in the drain. I will not like it in de_train. Not in the vent! Not at site B! Not
    in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in side hall. I do not throw them like a ball. I
    will not like it in cs_office. I do not like it with a hostage. I do not like it
    here or there. I do not like it ANYWHERE! I do not like grenade spam! I
    do not like it, CT-I-Am.
    CT-I-Am: You do not like it. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may.
    Try them and you may, I say.
    T: CT! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.
    T: Say! I like grenade spam! I do! I like it, CT-I-Am! And I would
    like it in a boat. And I would like it with a smoke…and I will like it in the
    drain. And in the vent. And on de_train. And in a car. And at site B. They are so good,
    so good, you see!
    So I will like it in side hall. And I will throw them like a ball. And I will like it in
    cs_office. And I will like it with a hostage. And I will like it here and there. Say! I
    will like it ANYWHERE!
    I do so like grenade spam! Thank you! Thank you, CT-I-Am!
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  9. Post #9
    Live2becool's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,995 Posts
    Terrorists are Red
    CTs are blue
    Give me a key
    or I'll fist you
    If this doesn't win, I'll be extremely disappointed.
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  10. Post #10
    Glorious GNU/Linux Master Race
    kaukassus's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,710 Posts
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    COD is shit,
    CS:GO will do
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  11. Post #11
    Gold Member
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    September 2006
    11,051 Posts
    These poem contests are dumb as shit why not just do a random chance thing.
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  12. Post #12
    nekaac's Avatar
    March 2011
    106 Posts
    I see how random things works out on dota 2 forums. One guy with 4 keys.
    These poem contests are dumb as shit why not just do a random chance thing.

  13. Post #13
    "Epic Leddit pwner :)"
    UberMunchkin's Avatar
    March 2010
    12,354 Posts
    Hidden, crouching noob
    Never good at counter-strike
    Will learn, will improve

  14. Post #14
    I once watched a girl get eaten by a horse and it was bad
    Dead Madman's Avatar
    December 2008
    5,708 Posts
    der wns was a noob hoo cudnt noscope (scrub)
    pick up weel gun noob uninstall gem

    I think I might win.

  15. Post #15
    rogasm
    Rolond Returns's Avatar
    May 2010
    4,891 Posts
    give ro
    CS:GO

  16. Post #16
    Gold Member
    Lol-Nade's Avatar
    September 2008
    3,740 Posts
    Quothed the raven,
    "thine bomb hast been planteth"

  17. Post #17
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    3,679 Posts
    At least its the same as other CS games.

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  18. Post #18
    Gold Member
    DMGaina's Avatar
    May 2007
    2,805 Posts
    DMGaina (RADIO): Get in position and wait for my go
    DMGaina (RADIO): Sector clear.
    DMGaina (RADIO): Get out of there, it’s gonna blow!

    DMGaina (RADIO): Report in, team.
    DMGaina (RADIO): Enemy down.
    Admin: -You have been kicked from the server for voice command spam-
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