1. Post #921
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    TheWhiteFox1's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,433 Posts
    Sen's Fortress, finally managed to get out of the main building, on the last bridge to the bonfire, dashing across.

    My finger slipped and hit B and I jumped off the bridge.

    Fuckfuckfuckfucklfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckf uckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!
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  2. Post #922
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    Rediscover's Avatar
    June 2009
    7,314 Posts
    Sen's Fortress, finally managed to get out of the main building, on the last bridge to the bonfire, dashing across.

    My finger slipped and hit B and I jumped off the bridge.

    Fuckfuckfuckfucklfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckf uckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!
    ragequit

    stop playing for a week

    suddenly get ravenous cravings for dark souls

    ragequit

    and the cycle continues
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  3. Post #923
    Skullington's Avatar
    April 2011
    238 Posts
    What should I turn my Shotel +10 into when I already have a Quelaag's Fury Sword and Lightning Uchigatana? If nothing of elements there is always +15
    I turned my shotel into a fire one, it's pretty cool. Stunlocking all day erry day.
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  4. Post #924
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    Viper202's Avatar
    July 2006
    7,144 Posts
    ALL THESE SKELETONS WHY
    WHY WONT THEY STOP KILLING ME


    gaah
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  5. Post #925
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    Lizerus's Avatar
    January 2012
    467 Posts
    ALL THESE SKELETONS WHY
    WHY WONT THEY STOP KILLING ME


    gaah
    You just came to the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker.
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  6. Post #926
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    KnightSolaire's Avatar
    November 2011
    110 Posts
    Fighting the four-kings as a level four mage with two other players.

    Attempt 1:Failed

    Attempt 2:Failed

    Attempt 3: Comple-No...I failed.
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  7. Post #927
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    Vassikin's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,421 Posts
    You just came to the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker.
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  8. Post #928
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    15,440 Posts
    ALL THESE SKELETONS WHY
    WHY WONT THEY STOP KILLING ME


    gaah
    You just came to the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker.

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  9. Post #929
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    Lizerus's Avatar
    January 2012
    467 Posts
    I actually tried to find that on google before posting, couldn't find a damn thing.
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  10. Post #930
    froztshock's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,874 Posts
    Invading gankers in a nutshell.

    Edited:

    Also managed to beat new game+ 4 kings just now.
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  11. Post #931
    I turned my shotel into a fire one, it's pretty cool. Stunlocking all day erry day.
    would be a bit redundant if he's already got a quelaag's furysword
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  12. Post #932
    Pie108's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,724 Posts
    would be a bit redundant if he's already got a quelaag's furysword
    Chaos then.
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  13. Post #933
    Chaos then.
    ...which still deals fire damage, and makes it no less redundant
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  14. Post #934
    bake someone a cake with laxatives and viagra and then they will have poopboners
    n0cturni's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,442 Posts
    I say +15 because buffable and scaling damage.
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  15. Post #935
    Funny Hats's Avatar
    December 2007
    2,827 Posts
    Fighting the four-kings as a level four mage with two other players.

    Attempt 1:Failed

    Attempt 2:Failed

    Attempt 3: Comple-No...I failed.
    For me it was:

    Attempt 1: Failed

    Attempt 2: Failed

    Attempt 3: Beaten in less than five minutes by walking up to them and two-hand swinging a black knight sword until they all died, without the luxury of Iron Flesh or even blocking. This is the attempt were I learned you had to keep the Abyss ring on during the boss fight.
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  16. Post #936
    So if I leave a Covenant via Oswald, will they still hate me or whatever? And can I then proceed to rejoin that Covenant in the same playthrough, or do I need to wait for the next? I joined the Forest Hunters' Covenant even though I don't have Live just because I wanted to buy the Uchigatana from Shiva, and I later want to join the Chaos Servants to save Solaire, and later the Sunbros for the Lightning Spear.
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  17. Post #937
    in 2013 people will no longer be judged by ethnicity but by the anime girl used as their avatar
    NomadicNinja's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,930 Posts
    if you leave a covenant via oswald you will not gain any sin and you can rejoin the covenant at any time

    however any levels gathered in that specific covenant will be lost so you will have to regain them
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  18. Post #938
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    Crazy_Farmer's Avatar
    April 2005
    2,364 Posts
    actually if you are for instance sunbro + 2 and leave via oswald, when rejoining you will be +1, however i don't know if this works with all covenants
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  19. Post #939
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    August 2010
    6,943 Posts
    Yesterday I went out with some friends for a couple of beers in a club, I was a bit drunk and tired so I got home pretty early. Anyway I was still longinig for some Dark Souls that night. So popped in the disk and wanted to play some Dark Souls drunk.

    I have to say that it was one of worst experiences ever, I lost so many souls and fucked up a lot of stuff
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  20. Post #940
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    Lizerus's Avatar
    January 2012
    467 Posts
    Time for shameless post.

    Took a picture of my cat (Obviously the quality isn't the greatest.)



    On the flip side, I just got inside the main building in Anor Londo, jesus, I died like, 5 times trying to get past those archers on this thief character. On my greataxe character it only took me one try.
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  21. Post #941
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    Dennab
    September 2007
    17,086 Posts
    you should paint the sun emblem on his chest and rename him to solaire
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  22. Post #942
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    Viper202's Avatar
    July 2006
    7,144 Posts
    ALL THESE SKELETONS WHY
    WHY WONT THEY STOP KILLING ME


    gaah
    THIS BOAR WONT STOP KILLING ME FUCK
    WHYYYYYY


    gaaaah
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  23. Post #943
    bake someone a cake with laxatives and viagra and then they will have poopboners
    n0cturni's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,442 Posts
    Lead it into the nearby fires, or do a plunging attack from that area just above it.
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  24. Post #944
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    15,440 Posts
    THIS BOAR WONT STOP KILLING ME FUCK
    WHYYYYYY


    gaaaah
    Roll behind him and backstab him, there's a hole in his armor where his butthole is.

    Edited:

    If you mean the ones in Duke's, those are fucking annoying and I don't have good advice for those.
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  25. Post #945
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    November 2006
    589 Posts
    Roll behind him and backstab him, there's a hole in his armor where his butthole is.

    Edited:

    If you mean the ones in Duke's, those are fucking annoying and I don't have good advice for those.
    Lightning spear worked p.well .
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  26. Post #946
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    15,440 Posts
    Lightning spear worked p.well .
    i had to do it on my unarmed full dragon form character

    that was really not fun
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  27. Post #947
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    November 2006
    589 Posts
    i had to do it on my unarmed full dragon form character

    that was really not fun
    fuckin' leg it, or seek assistance.
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  28. Post #948
    CJF
    PieClock's Avatar
    August 2006
    16,434 Posts
    If you mean the ones in Duke's, those are fucking annoying and I don't have good advice for those.
    Heal up, get it to notice you, and run like fuck back outside. They'll stop and turn around so you can hit them a few times, run back out, repeat. It's a close call but it's possible to do with both the boars.
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  29. Post #949
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    15,440 Posts
    Oh, don't get me wrong, I CAN kill them. they're just REALLY fucking annoying.
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  30. Post #950
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    Viper202's Avatar
    July 2006
    7,144 Posts
    Roll behind him and backstab him, there's a hole in his armor where his butthole is.

    Edited:

    If you mean the ones in Duke's, those are fucking annoying and I don't have good advice for those.
    You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon...
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  31. Post #951
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    January 2012
    467 Posts
    You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon...
    Oh, that boar. Well, you COULD go to the ledge above him and shoot at his ass with some arrows.

    Eventually though, as Zin said, there's some boars you encounter later that you fight in a REALLY narrow corridor. Very annoying.
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  32. Post #952
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    July 2010
    2,421 Posts
    You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon...
    What I did was go to where the stair case is at. I don't think the boar can go through the pillars there, so I just wait for it to turn around and start walking away. When it turns around I shove my sword up its ass.
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  33. Post #953
    bora: I saved you from seeing my crazy salami nipples
    PrivRyan's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,384 Posts
    You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon...
    When you first aggro him, look behind you and you can see a ledge besides the stairs. Take it. There's a sliver of space you can walk on. This is inaccessible to him, and his handicap shall be his own undoing.
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  34. Post #954
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    15,440 Posts
    You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon...
    In that case, new plan. Kill everything around him, avoid him, run up the stairs, take out the archers, grab the corpse. Corpse gives you Alluring Skulls or whatever they're called. Throw one at the little fires by the boar. That bitch will run into the fire and die. Might take a few of them.
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  35. Post #955
    Japancakes's Avatar
    April 2011
    671 Posts
    I am so sad you must depart of this world,    Solaire, especially since the final stab I got on you was a backstab with Quelaag's Fury. Gosh this is a depressing moment in the game   

    But that is soon rectified because I have your sweet armor and now I am    the sun   
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  36. Post #956
    Frequent Habbo Hotel player. PM for free furniture
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    January 2010
    7,074 Posts
    BY THE SUN, YOU FOUND THE GREATEST EMOTE FACEPUNCH HAS EVER HAD
    AN ANCIENT RELIC LOST IN THE DEPTHS OF LOST IZALITH
    PRAISE THE SUN
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  37. Post #957
    for some reason i'm marked as sinful. i've never done anything wrong, except farming those guys in the forest... i've heard killing them counts as a sin some times. weird.

    anyways i took the chance to kill petrus, so that's one loose end i don't have worry about.
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  38. Post #958
    Japancakes's Avatar
    April 2011
    671 Posts
    for some reason i'm marked as sinful. i've never done anything wrong, except farming those guys in the forest... i've heard killing them counts as a sin some times. weird.

    anyways i took the chance to kill petrus, so that's one loose end i don't have worry about.
    Have you been indicted?

    or since you killed petrus, killing most NPCs result in sin
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  39. Post #959
    Have you been indicted?

    or since you killed petrus, killing most NPCs result in sin
    i killed petrus since i had already sinned, the only reason i hadn't killed him before was because i didn't want to sin.

    and i don't even have online so...
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  40. Post #960
    My FaVoRiTe CoLoR <3
    Sgt. Khorn's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,967 Posts
    I'm tired of fighting other players that do nothing but spam lightning spears and back stab me from my face.
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