1. Post #121
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    December 2009
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    This is why I hate randoms, they don't have a clue what fucking difficulty they are on, especially the new players, which just ends up with them getting killed, leaving me to try and finish off waves. And its not just that, on that match in kf_aperture, one of them was pretty much trying to tell me how to play the game, he said "u r not to be playing alone comstar, stop acting lik u r playing alone", after he died and I was the only one left.
    Same thing for me, a level 1 Sharpshooter told me (Level 6 Berserker) to press Q to quick heal when I was about to finish a wave alone because everyone else died.
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  2. Post #122
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
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    This is why I hate randoms, they don't have a clue what fucking difficulty they are on, especially the new players, which just ends up with them getting killed, leaving me to try and finish off waves. And its not just that, on that match in kf_aperture, one of them was pretty much trying to tell me how to play the game, he said "u r not to be playing alone comstar, stop acting lik u r playing alone", after he died and I was the only one left.
    Lucky you, at least they are comprehensible.
    Most pubs I play with can't even write English.

    Ends up being a fucking language-fest which is something I keep hating about EU servers.
    At least American servers have the vast majority speaking understandable engelska.

    You don't see dat shit in any Euro server unless it's UK and even then it's most likely half full of Russians.
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  3. Post #123
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    Lucky you, at least they are comprehensible.
    Most pubs I play with can't even write English.

    Ends up being a fucking language-fest which is something I keep hating about EU servers.
    At least American servers have the vast majority speaking understandable engelska.

    You don't see dat shit in any Euro server unless it's UK and even then it's most likely half full of Russians.
    Maj engelska is super gud.
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  4. Post #124
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    This is why I hate randoms, they don't have a clue what fucking difficulty they are on, especially the new players, which just ends up with them getting killed, leaving me to try and finish off waves. And its not just that, on that match in kf_aperture, one of them was pretty much trying to tell me how to play the game, he said "u r not to be playing alone comstar, stop acting lik u r playing alone", after he died and I was the only one left.

    Only one there that understood that shooting the FPs and Scrakes was bad was Colt.
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  5. Post #125
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    June 2011
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    lol @ all sharpshooter

    fucking noobs, where's the medic.

    Also, once there was this level 3 berserker that was taking my criticism of his team very badly (I died 2 rounds in a row on hard because I couldn't find their group (was trying to level my level 3 commando), one time I actually asked and got no response). I was telling the medic to rambo less, and to actually reply to chat messages, and for the zerker and sharp to actually focus on the big shit and not trash"

    Him: "OMFG YOU SUCK JUST LEAVE WE DON'T NEED YOU"

    Me: "No, I'll make you leave bro"

    Him: "YOU SUCK"

    next round I rage the FP right as he's kiting it

    he ragequits

    I end up soloing the round as support.
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  6. Post #126
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    I really hate it when someone attacks the Fleshpound that you are kiting or the Scrake that you are stunning as berkserker. It's really fucking annoying.
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  7. Post #127
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    I really hate it when someone attacks the Fleshpound that you are kiting or the Scrake that you are stunning as berkserker. It's really fucking annoying.
    that guy deserved it
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  8. Post #128
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
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    I really hate it when someone attacks the Fleshpound that you are kiting or the Scrake that you are stunning as berkserker. It's really fucking annoying.
    I know that feel.

    "Oh, I'm just killing this Scrake with a claymore-"
    *support runs head-first in it's ass from behind firing his AA-12*
    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
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  9. Post #129
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    June 2011
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    I know that feel.

    "Oh, I'm just killing this Scrake with a claymore-"
    *support runs head-first in it's ass from behind firing his AA-12*
    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
    pssh I just did it with a poorly aimed single HS blast, enough to rage it, but not enough to do significant damage
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  10. Post #130
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    November 2010
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    Meh, there are bad players everywhere.

    The other day i was playing in Biotics welding the doors. Suddenly, a LV0 medic (a noob) throwed grenades to break them.

    "Man, we cant weld them because we need a escape route".

    That was on the round 10. When the fleshpounds and scrakes surrounded us, he left the server, leaving all of us to die (because the rest were LV2 players, in Hard, you know what is the feeling).

    But the classic rage comes on those servers without the noblock mutator, when a noob stops in front of the shop and the shop time ends.
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  11. Post #131
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    Meh, there are bad players everywhere.

    The other day i was playing in Biotics welding the doors. Suddenly, a LV0 medic (a noob) throwed grenades to break them.

    "Man, we cant weld them because we need a escape route".

    That was on the round 10. When the fleshpounds and scrakes surrounded us, he left the server, leaving all of us to die (because the rest were LV2 players, in Hard, you know what is the feeling).

    But the classic rage comes on those servers without the noblock mutator, when a noob stops in front of the shop and the shop time ends.
    medic solo master race.

    1200 rpm of pain spawn weapon :D
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  12. Post #132
    White Fusion will love him forever and ever~
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    I know that feel.

    "Oh, I'm just killing this Scrake with a claymore-"
    *support runs head-first in it's ass from behind firing his AA-12*
    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
    Some berserkers are over sensitive about that, I've had people rage at me thinking I'm trying to rage the FP their kiting when I'm trying to stop the idiot from backing into gorefasts or whatever, and then of course if you leave them to it it's your fault for not shooting near them when they get killed by a siren.
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  13. Post #133
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    June 2011
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    Some berserkers are over sensitive about that, I've had people rage at me thinking I'm trying to rage the FP their kiting when I'm trying to stop the idiot from backing into gorefasts or whatever, and then of course if you leave them to it it's your fault for not shooting near them when they get killed by a siren.
    true.

    They just want to farm the high-bounty specimens and get mad when you finish off that FP accidentally with a SCAR burst that was fired at a husk from behind it.
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  14. Post #134
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    February 2010
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    kf_farm, wave 3
    medic with 9mm (me)
    a support with a combat shotgun
    a zerker with a claymore
    and a sharpie with a single revolver

    me and the sharpie are left with almost no cash while the support goes "AH NEED SUM MONEH!"and the zerker obliviously throws it all to him.
    the sharpie didnt even have any armor and i was missing my syringe shooter.
    surprisingly at the end of the wave the support has the AA12, when me and the sharp shooter died last round.
    trader arrow: 205 m
    "OH COME ON!"
    so me and the sharpie scrounge enough cash to scramble ourselves armor and a few guns.

    the support stays camping in a barn away from the rest, drawing less ZEDs to himself ofcourse.

    so we manage to get to wave 7.
    the support switching to demolitions and grabbing himself the LAW.
    the zerker goes on his chopping, i manage to buy the MP5, the sharpie changes to suppor and has the hunting shotty and his trusty revolver.
    all seems to go well.

    we decide to lock ourselves in a barn and fend them off from only one end.
    our ex-support bombards a pair of scrakes with grenades, who were hammering the LOCKED door.
    our new specialist didnt manage to down either of them with his double-barreled, our zerker managed to stun the other while i kept him alive and tried to effortlessly fend off the other end of the barn.
    our dumbass demolitions got ambushed by sirens and crawlers. he had it coming, that tight git.

    fleshpound gets angry for no reason and smash trhough the clot wall i was trying to mow down.
    our zerker stood little chance and lobbed 3 grenades at his feet, dying from the fleshpound and taking it with him a second after.

    TL;DR:
    I HATE GREEDY WANKERS!!
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  15. Post #135
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    that guy deserved it
    If they do it on a FP I'll let it kill them, it happens all the time and it's funny to see them rage.
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  16. Post #136
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    This is why I hate randoms, they don't have a clue what fucking difficulty they are on, especially the new players, which just ends up with them getting killed, leaving me to try and finish off waves. And its not just that, on that match in kf_aperture, one of them was pretty much trying to tell me how to play the game, he said "u r not to be playing alone comstar, stop acting lik u r playing alone", after he died and I was the only one left.
    I remember this when KF was free-weeked on 2011's twisted christmas event. Was playing on Suicidal and HoE with my level 6 Sharpshooter and demolitions, everyone was either level 0 or level 2
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  17. Post #137
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    October 2009
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    So who wants to get a server up a running?
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  18. Post #138
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    July 2010
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    Killing Floor action shot of the day: My blowing myself up with pipebombs despite having full health/armor. Wave 11 too.


    Still managed to kill the Patriarch though, so not all bad
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  19. Post #139
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    I guess that I can start my server again sometime.
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  20. Post #140
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    June 2006
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    Since yesterday I've been unable to play as the perk I want, I always spawn as something other than what I selected, but the game thinks I'm the right perk so I can't change it.
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  21. Post #141
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    Okay I'll honestly try to fix the server now. For real.
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  22. Post #142
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    If they do it on a FP I'll let it kill them, it happens all the time and it's funny to see them rage.
    thing is I know the FP rage mode behavior so I can actually kite FPs into scrakes (and other players) if I'm playing medic, and sometimes other classes.
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  23. Post #143
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    Someone try to connect to 46.59.59.56:7707 password: facepunch
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  24. Post #144
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    June 2011
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    kf_farm
    I HATE GREEDY WANKERS!!
    reminded me of my time on kf_farm when I was commando, half out of AK ammo, 3/4 out of SCAR ammo, and 2000 dosh in the pocket. I really want to get my armor back, refill my ammo and grenades, and let the sharpshooter buy his xbow for the FPs and Scrakes.

    NOPE

    I just finished soloing that round and my teammates are begging for money, 224m away from trader

    well fuck

    needless to say we all died the next round, me knowing I was fucked after I saw a FP roll around a corner, full health, with me only having 3 mags of 9mm and at 45 HP.

    "SORRY GUYS"
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  25. Post #145
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    I feel like I don't play this game as much as I'd like to because I'm so bad at it. I bought it at Christmastime, and my perks are mostly at level 1, with a few 2s and a 1 here and there. The problem is, I like to play with friends (from FP or otherwise) and most of them have nothing lower than a 4.
    I hate the feeling of being a burden on the team - running the slowest while I'm not carrying anything, wasting my ammo on something that a teammate's taken care of, begging for spare change because I died on round 5 and now only have a pistol... it doesn't help that I'm a terrible shot, or that FP servers are always on hard.

    I know I should play single player more, but that's just too grim and boring. I really love the multiplayer on KF.

    Edited:

    I'll try to get on the server after lunch
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  26. Post #146
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    I feel like I don't play this game as much as I'd like to because I'm so bad at it. I bought it at Christmastime, and my perks are mostly at level 1, with a few 2s and a 1 here and there. The problem is, I like to play with friends (from FP or otherwise) and most of them have nothing lower than a 4.
    I hate the feeling of being a burden on the team - running the slowest while I'm not carrying anything, wasting my ammo on something that a teammate's taken care of, begging for spare change because I died on round 5 and now only have a pistol... it doesn't help that I'm a terrible shot, or that FP servers are always on hard.

    I know I should play single player more, but that's just too grim and boring. I really love the multiplayer on KF.

    Edited:

    I'll try to get on the server after lunch
    Use the server filter and try to play some beginner or normal.

    Edited:

    Someone try to connect to 46.59.59.56:7707 password: facepunch
    No one is connecting, anyone trying or is the server not working?
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  27. Post #147
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    June 2011
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    Use the server filter and try to play some beginner or normal.
    noobs are also smarter and friendlier on beginner and normal servers.

    Win-win.

    and you'll only run the slowest when everyone else is zerker/medic
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  28. Post #148
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    The server works, lolkork. I could connect
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  29. Post #149
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    Lolkork's Avatar
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    Super, I'll try to have it on during the days GMT
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  30. Post #150
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    February 2011
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    What's you guys' favorite character?
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  31. Post #151
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    Lolkork's Avatar
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    Steampunk Mister Foster and Captain Wiggins.
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  32. Post #152
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    November 2010
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    Commando Chicken all the way!
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  33. Post #153
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    June 2008
    3,563 Posts
    Reverend Albert.

    Edited:

    I feel like I don't play this game as much as I'd like to because I'm so bad at it. I bought it at Christmastime, and my perks are mostly at level 1, with a few 2s and a 1 here and there. The problem is, I like to play with friends (from FP or otherwise) and most of them have nothing lower than a 4.
    I hate the feeling of being a burden on the team - running the slowest while I'm not carrying anything, wasting my ammo on something that a teammate's taken care of, begging for spare change because I died on round 5 and now only have a pistol... it doesn't help that I'm a terrible shot, or that FP servers are always on hard.

    I know I should play single player more, but that's just too grim and boring. I really love the multiplayer on KF.

    Edited:

    I'll try to get on the server after lunch
    Try leveling medic and sharpshooter first, the lever action rifle is way overpowered. That's pretty much all you need(as long as you get headshots).
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  34. Post #154
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    What's you guys' favorite character?
    Steampunk Skully
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  35. Post #155
    Squadron Leader of the United FP Alliance
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    November 2010
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    Commando Chicken, being in a server of 30 people and your the only one being the chicken makes you feel special especially after all of them die fighting the Pat and you end up fighting the Pat alone while everyone dead starts to have an argument if an waffle chicken is delicious hence my name. And I beat the Pat.
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  36. Post #156
    White Fusion will love him forever and ever~
    Rents's Avatar
    January 2012
    10,924 Posts
    What's you guys' favorite character?
    Dr. Glover, AKA Hazmat Guy.

    Edited:

    I'd love to see a cyberpunk character pack, particularly of the riot police characters, the guy in the armoured suit and a version of the hazmat suit.
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  37. Post #157
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    August 2010
    9,018 Posts
    Masterson and Brian thanks to anboorgoor videos.

    That's how I knew Kf
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  38. Post #158
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    October 2010
    7,642 Posts
    never should've put this game on sale its full idiots now
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  39. Post #159
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    December 2006
    4,209 Posts
    never should've put this game on sale its full idiots now
    Yeah, we know, you're playing it.
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  40. Post #160
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    February 2011
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    How does one kite a fleshpound? In all my 44 hours of KF, I have yet to figure that out. I'm probably just over-thinking it, but could someone explain that to me?
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