1. Post #4801
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,869 Posts
    JOEY
    THOSE ARENT YOUR REAL FRIENDS
    YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS
    YOU DID SIT IN SUBWAY ON YOUR OWN SPEAKING TO YOURSELF WITH 3 FOOTLONGS
    GOD SHE ONLY WANTED ON FOR 5 MINUTES



    YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    (i love how the dog is like barking all the way through)

    Edited:

    its your yiffing powers making the dog attack her isnt it?
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  2. Post #4802
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,323 Posts
    [h2]HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/h2]
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  3. Post #4803
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    what are you kids EVEN DOING
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  4. Post #4804
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,323 Posts
    I just slept 14 hours.
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  5. Post #4805
    metal man's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,019 Posts
    Wish I could sleep that long.
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  6. Post #4806
    i shave my eyebrows
    junglecat's Avatar
    November 2011
    901 Posts
    i knocked out my brother once because he kept fucking with my shit and hiding it around the house constantly and then the reason why i actually did it was because he hid my backpack, shoes, and my truck keys

    he was a pussy, he just tried to "slap" me, i just swung once and lights out lmao

    my parents werent pissed, they just thought i couldve done something better then punching a family member
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  7. Post #4807
    Gold Member
    QQnMarine's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,020 Posts
    i knocked out my brother once because he kept fucking with my shit and hiding it around the house constantly and then the reason why i actually did it was because he hid my backpack, shoes, and my truck keys

    he was a pussy, he just tried to "slap" me, i just swung once and lights out lmao

    my parents werent pissed, they just thought i couldve done something better then punching a family member
    I think you did the right thing, honestly you probably did him more right.
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  8. Post #4808
    Gold Member
    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,184 Posts
    My grandma lived on Formosa in WWII. She survived strafe runs by cannon-armed B-25s and A-20s lol.

    Edited:

    she also watched as a cannon armed B-25 got into a turning fight with a Zero (or Hayabusa, i dont remember) and shot it down.
    Man, that had to be an awful feeling

    Edited:

    watching your own guys get shot down
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  9. Post #4809
    i shave my eyebrows
    junglecat's Avatar
    November 2011
    901 Posts
    the way you worded that made it sound

    really bad imo lol
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  10. Post #4810
    Gold Member
    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,184 Posts
    wat
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  11. Post #4811
    Shotgun Guru
    notrabies's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,127 Posts
    JOEY
    THOSE ARENT YOUR REAL FRIENDS
    YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS
    YOU DID SIT IN SUBWAY ON YOUR OWN SPEAKING TO YOURSELF WITH 3 FOOTLONGS
    GOD SHE ONLY WANTED ON FOR 5 MINUTES



    YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    (i love how the dog is like barking all the way through)

    Edited:

    its your yiffing powers making the dog attack her isnt it?
    After a second watching, I'm gonna have to side with Inafinus. I was able to confirm that she did say please after some intense listening.
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  12. Post #4812
    Gold Member
    TaiwanesePrick's Avatar
    August 2011
    4,553 Posts
    After a second watching, I'm gonna have to side with Inafinus. I was able to confirm that she did say please after some intense listening.
    I too can confirm this.

    "PUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-LEEEEEAAAAAZZZZZZEEEE!"
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  13. Post #4813
    Psycoace2's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,031 Posts
    Had my first dream with an IFAPer, lol.

    Fish showed up at my house late at night, wearing only a trench coat and flip flops. He asked me for money (Idk why), so I said I didn't have jack shit. He opened a drawer in my room, saw like $400 cash, took it all, and ran away. Then I woke up.

    :(
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  14. Post #4814
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,317 Posts
    That's 100% accurate to real life.
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  15. Post #4815
    Gold Member
    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,184 Posts
    wow fish u bastared
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  16. Post #4816
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,869 Posts
    why is it that fish is in everyone's dreams
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  17. Post #4817
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,317 Posts
    I was just going to post that

    Maybe its because
    I'm the best
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  18. Post #4818
    THIS IS ENTRAP MENT
    Herfjotur's Avatar
    March 2012
    3,372 Posts
    Kinda late, but the whole guitar thing was less than 24 hours ago. This is all my string stuff.
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  19. Post #4819
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,464 Posts
    I was just going to post that

    Maybe its because
    I'm the best
    I'm better. Just ask inafinus
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  20. Post #4820
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,309 Posts
    Coca Cola went to town,
    Diet Pepsi shot him down.
    Dr Pepper fixed him up,
    now we’re drinking 7up.
    7up got the flew, now we’re drinkin Irn Bru.
    Irn Bru fell down a mountain,
    now we’re drinking from a fountain.
    Fountain broke. People choke.
    Now we’re back to drinking coke.
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  21. Post #4821
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,317 Posts
    I'm better. Just ask inafinus
    I'll fite u
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  22. Post #4822
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,869 Posts
    i love you both equally, please, lets stop this hate

    i still want to call my son felix though...........
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  23. Post #4823
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    17,830 Posts
    Coca Cola went to town,
    Diet Pepsi shot him down.
    Dr Pepper fixed him up,
    now we’re drinking 7up.
    7up got the flew, now we’re drinkin Irn Bru.
    Irn Bru fell down a mountain,
    now we’re drinking from a fountain.
    Fountain broke. People choke.
    Now we’re back to drinking coke.
    That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain?
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  24. Post #4824
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,309 Posts
    Guys, stop arguing! I'm Swedish! You can't beat that.


    Edited:

    That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain?
    I 'unno, I didn't write it, my friend did
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  25. Post #4825
    Psycoace2's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,031 Posts
    Felix and Fish some of the best posters all year every year. <3
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  26. Post #4826
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,464 Posts
    aw thanks <3
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  27. Post #4827
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,309 Posts
    Felix and Fish some of the best posters all year every year. <3
    :'(
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  28. Post #4828
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,121 Posts
    Guys, stop arguing! I'm Swedish! You can't beat that.
    Norwegians and Icelanders were better Vikings than the Swedish.
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  29. Post #4829
    Psycoace2's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,031 Posts
    Jomt, I like ALL regulars! You guys are like a really fucked up, second family.
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  30. Post #4830
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    Just watched hunger games I don't get big deal sure it was ok, but idk
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  31. Post #4831
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,455 Posts
    Get'n some hopefully good pics of my guitar. Also, Tiawanese, do you have a stealth eagle?

    Edited:

    Die under my five megapixel page strectches!


    Edited:

    I refuse to thumb them.
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  32. Post #4832
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,894 Posts
    do it dog
    or i'll call postal services
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  33. Post #4833
    NEO 卐 NAZI HERO <3
    Inafinus :3's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,869 Posts
    Felix and Fish some of the best posters all year every year. <3
    im fine with this because apparnetly me and german were 2011 posters of the year or some shit in some thread
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  34. Post #4834
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,455 Posts
    Don't forget to quote that post with all of the images.
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  35. Post #4835
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,317 Posts
    I said that

    Edited:

    Inafinus
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  36. Post #4836
    Gold Member
    Mbbird's Avatar
    June 2008
    17,278 Posts
    Just watched hunger games I don't get big deal sure it was ok, but idk
    90% of the hype is actually just teenage girls but yeah
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  37. Post #4837
    Gold Member
    Bomber9900's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,848 Posts
    I'mmmmm saiillllllinnnggg awaaaay. Set an open courrrsee for the virginnnn seaaaa
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  38. Post #4838
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,455 Posts
    I'mmmmm saiillllllinnnggg awaaaay. Set an open courrrsee for the virginnnn seaaaa
    Are you high on the glory of a butterfield radio?
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  39. Post #4839
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    17,830 Posts
    Jimmie Rustler went on a shooting spree in San Andreas and now he's on a stand off with Police.

    Edited:

    http://facepunch.com/threads/1176987

    Edited:

    http://www.fox40.com/news/livechannel/
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  40. Post #4840
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,455 Posts
    North Korea, learn to rocket. I suggest playing Kerbal Space Program.
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