1. Post #7561
    child porn prodigy
    venom's Avatar
    April 2005
    15,190 Posts
    what
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  2. Post #7562
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    wanna get high with me

    Edited:

    Shave my head yes or no?
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  3. Post #7563
    About as smart and adept as a pile of turds
    oakman26's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,463 Posts
    guess which facepuncher im trying to draw
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  4. Post #7564
    like..dude..nevermind....fuck
    DarkZero135's Avatar
    July 2011
    4,615 Posts
    wanna get high with me

    Edited:

    Shave my head yes or no?
    lets get high kyle!!
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  5. Post #7565
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,474 Posts
    careful, I heard if you don't land whatever position you applied for, they may put you in whatever slot they need most (ie: infantry) but with your high scores and skillset you'd probably get into something better but you never know; same goes for deployment they could put you anywhere despite putting down a preference

    Source: My dad/ Lt JG. US Navy (ret.)
    Due to his high scores he'll probably get stuck with something that sucks like a clerk, since they really don't want the smart people to get killed. This is of course if he doesn't get the position he wants.

    Me personally, I would want to be a mortarman (if I was combat arms) or probably an armorer (if I wasn't combat arms)
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  6. Post #7566
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    you can only choose the 11X branch then you'll get either mortarman or infantry strait UP~
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  7. Post #7567
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,343 Posts
    guess which facepuncher im trying to draw
    I drew party hats.
    like a week ago
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  8. Post #7568
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,171 Posts
    I drew party hats.
    like a week ago
    looks like an old eastern european lady
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  9. Post #7569
    draw me like one of your french grills
    Dr.Fragg's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,580 Posts
    On the way down to the shops to shoot some capitalist swine
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  10. Post #7570
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,338 Posts
    slomo internet today :(
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  11. Post #7571
    Gold Member
    Foosili's Avatar
    January 2005
    7,670 Posts
    Damn man, that is pretty bad, my phone usually gets 8.4 MB/S

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  12. Post #7572
    No such thing as overkill.
    catbarf's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,828 Posts
    slomo internet today :(
    5.5MB/s is literally 100x faster than what anyone still using a dial-up modem has to put up with. That ain't slow.
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  13. Post #7573
    draw me like one of your french grills
    Dr.Fragg's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,580 Posts
    230kb/s here.
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  14. Post #7574
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,343 Posts
    I get 1.7 mbs/sec
    because comcast is shit-tastic
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  15. Post #7575
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    4,959 Posts


    upload speed sucks today
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  16. Post #7576
    RopaDope's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,000 Posts
    UPDATE: I asked all the gangbangers in my classes about burglaries/home invasion and they said people from "the hood" don't do any burglaries or anything like that so I can cross them off the list, and a lady down the street who has caught two would-be criminals in the act said that a van drove really slowly down our street, then she ran an errand, then when she came back the man drove slowly back and gave her a dirty look. So she took a picture, and her husband is trying to blow it up to get a plate number, and we told the police about the van and sent them the picture. We also took pictures (the same pictures I posted here) of my gun rack to local pawn shops and they said they'd look out for them.

    TL;DR version: We might be on to something.
    Wow that's really good detective work, but all of the "gangbangers" are incapable of lying to some kid trying to find his stolen property. My friend who lives in a more run down side of town stole a ps3 from walmart in broad daylight. But of course people who live in a area of poverty don't steal, right.
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  17. Post #7577
    draw me like one of your french grills
    Dr.Fragg's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,580 Posts
    -snip-
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  18. Post #7578
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,314 Posts


    My family switched ISPs just before our old one bumped their download speeds up to 100Mb/s. This makes me sad.
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  19. Post #7579
    Gold Member
    TehG3A3's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,197 Posts
    you bitches stop complaining

    im lucky if i can get 100 kilobytes per second for downloading
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  20. Post #7580
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    i thought 2mb/s was fast
    damn
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  21. Post #7581
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,478 Posts
    I get 250kbs as top speed on dling stuff from steam

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    Edited:

    Verizon my 3g phone is faster than your internet.
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  22. Post #7582
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    stupideyes gay, ive been listening to OF like all night why did you do this to me stupideye
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  23. Post #7583
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,851 Posts
    My internet averages 90kbps and maxes at 130.
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  24. Post #7584
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,625 Posts
    SCHOOOOOOOLS OUT

    for one week

    fuck
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  25. Post #7585
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,171 Posts
    SCHOOOOOOOLS OUT

    for one week

    fuck
    for one week? why?
    i'm on my third day of noschool~
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  26. Post #7586
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    1 WEEK
    REPRESENT
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  27. Post #7587
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    ive been outta school for like 3 months scrubs
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  28. Post #7588
    Tark's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,171 Posts
    ive been outta school for like 3 months scrubs
    hmm i wonder why
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  29. Post #7589
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,851 Posts
    My summer break began May 15.
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  30. Post #7590
    draw me like one of your french grills
    Dr.Fragg's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,580 Posts
    Working 9-5 wooooooooooooo!
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  31. Post #7591
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,338 Posts
    Working 9-5 wooooooooooooo!
    Working 7-4 woooooo!
    Getting up at 04:20 in the morning, going to bed at midnight, woooo!
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  32. Post #7592
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,478 Posts
    You are the night construction man.

    Edited:

    I get out on thursday.
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  33. Post #7593
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,338 Posts
    You are the night construction man.

    Edited:

    I get out on thursday.
    No, I work on the days, 7am to 4pm! But I only sleep 4 hours per night, works fabulous for me!
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  34. Post #7594
    Gold Member
    Foosili's Avatar
    January 2005
    7,670 Posts
    Working 4pm to ~2am WOOOOOOOO
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  35. Post #7595
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    Been driving around for like 2 hours with my friend looking for weed but everyone in this shitty city has none
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  36. Post #7596
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    move to calgary come to my house kk
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  37. Post #7597
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    nvm we good

    Edited:

    move to calgary come to my house kk
    ill come work at chucky cheese wit you
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  38. Post #7598
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    nvm we good

    Edited:


    ill come work at chucky cheese wit you
    aweh shhhheeet thxbb.

    maybe your gas station college will pay off
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  39. Post #7599

    January 2012
    153 Posts
    Well I met with the recruiters and things went well. Yeah they tried to get me to enlist, but were pretty supportive of me going warrant officer to pilot. I took some practice test thing and got a 91% on it, and they were pretty excited about that and said I should have my pick of jobs if they're available.
    All I need to do right now is do a lot of PT and then get recommendations and the like for being a warrant officer, and there are a lot of people I know who are good for those.
    Congrats on getting a 91 on the practice asvab! Thats a near perfect score and when you take the real one (2-3 hours long) you will probably get a even better score. Warrant officers are the shit, they are basicially they gods of the specified job. They are pretty rare in the Corps but I don't know how it is with the Army. All I can say now is run run and run some more. Get motivated and hopefully we can welcome you to the gun club soon!

    /Oh and fuck the Bradley, god damn non-amphibious POS.
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  40. Post #7600
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    aweh shhhheeet thxbb.

    maybe your gas station college will pay off
    gas station college plus carwash college allows you to step up to chucky cheese college
    you so smart you skipped the first two
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