1. Post #30601
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,832 Posts
    Things Bioware have spawned;

    - Double-D robots with camel-toe
    They spent more time modeling the cameltoe then they did on tali's face.

    Edited:

    I am all for cameltoe but I think that face is more important.
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  2. Post #30602
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    October 2010
    938 Posts
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  3. Post #30603
    Why'd Shep have to walk into that stupid explosion anyways? Couldn't he just shoot it from a distance or something on the [not so] off chance that the Catalyst was lying?
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  4. Post #30604
    Quite so, ol' chap.
    Dominicus's Avatar
    December 2011
    4,040 Posts
    Why'd Shep have to walk into that stupid explosion anyways? Couldn't he just shoot it from a distance or something on the [not so] off chance that the Catalyst was lying?
    That shit ain't heroic.
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  5. Post #30605
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    Zezibesh's Avatar
    May 2008
    19,010 Posts
    Well then we might as well could ask why shep trusted the catalyst in the first place and oh god why the fuck did you do this bioware
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  6. Post #30606
    Gold Member
    PyroCF's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,209 Posts
    Never been a fan of bald femshep at all.
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  7. Post #30607
    That shit ain't heroic.
    If Shep was going to be heroic he/she might as well have charged first husk he saw on Eden Prime in ME1 with a grenade in hand. Just to get it over with.
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  8. Post #30608
    Quite so, ol' chap.
    Dominicus's Avatar
    December 2011
    4,040 Posts
    If Shep was going to be heroic he/she might as well have charged first husk he saw on Eden Prime in ME1 with a grenade in hand. Just to get it over with.
    Don't be silly, Mac.

    That was merely the beginning. This is the end!
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  9. Post #30609
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,832 Posts
    Never been a fan of bald femshep at all.
    I like it
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  10. Post #30610

    January 2012
    26 Posts
    This should be in the game.
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  11. Post #30611
    Framperton's Avatar
    September 2010
    2,999 Posts
    If Shep was going to be heroic he/she might as well have charged first husk he saw on Eden Prime in ME1 with a grenade in hand. Just to get it over with.
    Yeah, if he could somehow look into the future maybe.

    Edited:

    Never been a fan of bald femshep at all.
    she's not bald, she's got a buzz or crew cut.
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  12. Post #30612
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    JeanLuc761's Avatar
    March 2010
    8,053 Posts
    Now I'm sad :(

    Even with the other shittiness of the ending, a scene like that would have been INCREDIBLE.
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  13. Post #30613
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    Zezibesh's Avatar
    May 2008
    19,010 Posts
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  14. Post #30614
    Gold Member
    GetBent's Avatar
    August 2006
    6,968 Posts
    Why?
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  15. Post #30615
    Chief Gunnery Sgt. of the SS Shitpost
    Skyward's Avatar
    March 2009
    16,261 Posts
    If Shep was going to be heroic he/she might as well have charged first husk he saw on Eden Prime in ME1 with a grenade in hand. Just to get it over with.
    Well he did run into a Prothean beacon that, for all he knew, could have killed him
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  16. Post #30616
    Gold Member
    GetBent's Avatar
    August 2006
    6,968 Posts
    Well he did run into a Prothean beacon that, for all he knew, could have killed him
    To save a squadmate.
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  17. Post #30617
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    19,020 Posts
    To save a squadmate.
    even before she magically got incompetent Shepard was fixing Ashley's shit goddamn
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  18. Post #30618
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    GetBent's Avatar
    August 2006
    6,968 Posts
    even before she magically got incompetent Shepard was fixing Ashley's shit goddamn
    Or Kaidan.
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  19. Post #30619
    Chief Gunnery Sgt. of the SS Shitpost
    Skyward's Avatar
    March 2009
    16,261 Posts
    To save a squadmate.
    and thats not heroic?
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  20. Post #30620
    Quite so, ol' chap.
    Dominicus's Avatar
    December 2011
    4,040 Posts
    and thats not heroic?
    In hindsight; saving Ashley wasn't all that heroic.
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  21. Post #30621
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
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  22. Post #30622
    27X
    Rantasaurus Rex
    27X's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,084 Posts
    So not only does Game Informer explicitly say that Mass Effect 3 has a satisfying ending that leaves all questions answered, give the game 10, which it wouldn't have deserved if had the best ending in video game history, but one of the guys who reviewed it wrote an article defending day-one DLC.
    Gamestop owns Game Informer.
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  23. Post #30623
    even before she magically got incompetent Shepard was fixing Ashley's shit goddamn
    The beacon gave her mystical abilities of incompetence and bichery.
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  24. Post #30624
    27X
    Rantasaurus Rex
    27X's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,084 Posts
    Aw damnit how come I never played this mission:
    I thought I'd done all side-missions in all three games.

    Also it's on the moon.
    The fucking moon!

    And the moon has the same population as Congo (Rep.) or Palestine or New Zealand.
    So they finally made a mine on the moon. I guess that means Newt Gingrich wins the 2012 elections.
    Lol this is where you get your advanced training for your class, and it's the only place you can get it.

    You dun goofed, son.
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  25. Post #30625
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    Aw damnit how come I never played this mission:
    I thought I'd done all side-missions in all three games.

    Also it's on the moon.
    The fucking moon!

    And the moon has the same population as Congo (Rep.) or Palestine or New Zealand.
    So they finally made a mine on the moon. I guess that means Newt Gingrich wins the 2012 elections.
    aeiou
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  26. Post #30626
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    April 2012
    3,381 Posts
    john madden
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  27. Post #30627
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    here comes another chinese earthquake
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  28. Post #30628
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    September 2005
    830 Posts


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  29. Post #30629
    What's brevity?
    ironman17's Avatar
    June 2006
    19,543 Posts
    Not so sure about Ashley, but Garrus looks alright, I guess.
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  30. Post #30630
    DX_V's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,934 Posts
    Legion supporting the destruction of his people.
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  31. Post #30631
    gay mexican
    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
    14,576 Posts
    needs more hanhe kader armor

    that set is the real deal
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  32. Post #30632
    Ash & Shep look weird, Garrus is the only good one
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  33. Post #30633
    Gold Member
    Eltro102's Avatar
    February 2008
    11,064 Posts
    a collector one would be cool

    and a walking reaper one
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  34. Post #30634
    Boarta's Avatar
    November 2011
    123 Posts
    Miranda is Po'd at me after I supported Jack in their argument, how much Paragon do I need to make it up?
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  35. Post #30635
    BreenIsALie's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,742 Posts
    Miranda is Po'd at me after I supported Jack in their argument, how much Paragon do I need to make it up?
    Empirical Fucktonne
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  36. Post #30636
    Lots Of Speculation For Everyone
    Greeneyes's Avatar
    April 2008
    1,832 Posts
    Miranda is Po'd at me after I supported Jack in their argument, how much Paragon do I need to make it up?
    It's something crazy like only paragon/renegade options and making sure you finish jacks and Miranda's loyalty missions near last (as their argument only happens after both missions are done).

    Edited:

    Also any news on the resurgence packs?
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  37. Post #30637
    I'd buy a model reaper ship in the blink of an eye.

    I wish they made the ships that Shep can have in his/her cabin.
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  38. Post #30638
    Quite so, ol' chap.
    Dominicus's Avatar
    December 2011
    4,040 Posts
    I'd buy a model reaper ship in the blink of an eye.

    I wish they made the ships that Shep can have in his/her cabin.
    I'd be broke the second they enter stores.
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  39. Post #30639
    Lots Of Speculation For Everyone
    Greeneyes's Avatar
    April 2008
    1,832 Posts
    At least they're planning to make replica's of some of the guns!
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  40. Post #30640
    I'd be broke the second they enter stores.
    I'd have to buy the Normandy, a Turian cruiser, a Reaper destroyer-class, a geth ship, an Asari cruiser (pref. the Destiny Ascension), a Quarian ship, the big round Quarian ship, the Shadow Broker ship, the shuttle and the Citadel.

    The other ones don't really interest me all that much. Actually, maybe a model of the Cerberus base.
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